Summary: The Marauders and Company get their hands and some muggle board games. Hilarity ensues.
I AM A PRETTY LITTLE GIRL!!!!!!!!! I think the neighbors have just called the men in white suits to come and get me I was laughing so hard.
Summary: In Lily Evans’ seventh and final year at Hogwarts, she is made Head Girl. While this seems like a dream come true, the fates have dealt her a bittersweet hand. Lily quickly finds that she has met her match in the form of the mysterious Head Boy: James Potter. As he tries harder than ever before to befriend her, she pushes him away with equal ferocity, determined not to fall for everything that she has declared to hate so passionately.
Amazing. Writing scenes like that is hard. You did wonderfully.
Author's Response: Thanks so much for the feedback! I\'m glad you liked it.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Schmerg rocks. Voldy's just jealous, though he's right about the beard thing...
Author's Response: Har, thanks! \'Tis true about beards, people with long beards tend to look very odd.
Summary: The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?
Lol. But sad at the same time.
Summary: Whoever knew that a couple still went on "dates" after they were married?
Runner-Up in the Best Canon Romance category of the 2007 Quicksilver Quill Awards
For those interested, I'm planning on writing a Prequel to this story. Just thought I'd let everyone know.
Congrats on the award!
Summary: It's not easy living in the shadow of genuis. Aberforth Dumbledore contemplates his brother while spending time with his special friend.
For the One-Shot Challenge-Tales of Albus Dumbledore, prompt one. By Sly Severus of Slytherin.
Lol. This is a perfect representation of what I imagine Dumbledore being when he was young. Lol. Maisy. I love that.
Author's Response: Thanks so much!
Summary: They have battled evil, fate, destiny, time, even each other. Now Ron and Hermione take an emotional ride to battle something equally as treacherous….nerves.
The third installment in my “Battles” series continues here in a fluffier-than-is-normal-for-this-author tale depicting the Jitters Ron and Hermione experience when popping the big question and the events leading up to it.
If you have just found this story, be sure to read “Internal Battles” and “Battling Boundaries”. This story stands alone, but the other two will help complete the back-story. You should enjoy them too! Let me know what you think!
Disclaimer: JKR started it…I am just playing with the fabulous characters!
Author's Response: I know....I am evil....but you\'ll come back this way!
Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
Have I reviewed this story before? I don't remember but i know I've read it like a thousand times. Congrats on the award!
Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!
LOLOLOLOL!!!!! I am so nominatiing this!! Great job, i love stories where Voldy is put of character.
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m pretty thrilled that The Flying Lesson has been nominated! :D
Summary: In this story you shall find a naked Marauder, House Elves with lime green paint, McGonagall in a skimpy red rubber dress, and a scheming Sirius Black. Written by Gryffindors very random in their ways, such as writing stories like this, three words at a time.
Authors were: Mrsgeorgeweasley, hansolohpfrk, Stubbornly_appeared, beauty and brains, dragonwings, voldy, stareyed_in_LA, Disappearance 26, pureblood.princess, meryal, Euphrates, james_fanatic, Beauiful Dreamer07, Madame Maruader, Noel Weasley, kehribar, solemnlyswear_x, Secret Seeker, SnowyHedwig112, Dumbledore Prince, TheFluffyBunnyOfDOOM, life_lemons, Nutz-chan, _bridges_, harrypotterfangirl21.
Author's Response: Umm. Yeah. :D Thanks. -Stubby
Author's Response: Well, I helped. I would be somewhat insulted if it wasn\'t a bit... chaotic... ~ Lindsay and Remus
Author's Response: Umm. Thank you. We in Gryffindor strive for chaos. - Katie
Summary: Now that the Wizarding world is safe, Fudge needs a job. So when he's offered the opportunity to host the new Wizarding reality show, 'England's Got Evil', he realizes that it is a chance he can't miss. But will he be able to keep it together during the final episode where Bellatrix Lestrange, Amycus Carrow, and Fenrir Greyback compete to add a hot tub to their Azkaban cell? And who in the name of reality shows everywhere are the Stage Handz?
Author's Response: thanks!
Summary: Why Hermoine really *wasn't* sure that Ron could pass a Muggle driving test.
Lol. i love that Ron cheated, even in the book. And now Mr. Weasley too!!! lol, good work.
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
AAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! Schmerg has, once again, impaled my heart. And funny bone.
Author's Response: Oh man, this is possibly my favourite review EVER. Thanks!
Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 79]
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!
This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!
I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.
I'm gonna review right after I read it, but I just wanted to say something: I read your caption for the picture on Leaky and it was hilarious. And now for READING!
Author's Response: Oh my, thank you! I feel a bit dirty for being both a member of MuggleNet and Leaky, but hey, they both have their advantages and disadvantages.
GREAT JOB!!! I think this is the best one yet!! Maybe that's just cuz i know the songs better but.... ya know. Really amzing. Apply depravity?? How did you come up with that ??? That's pure genius.
I'd like a Sweeney Todd spoof next. Just the fact that so many HP actors are in that one would make it great. And the scene on the beach with Todd and Mrs. Lovett reminds me of the relationship with Voldemort and Bellatrix a little.
Author's Response: Thank you SOOO much! Hearing this is my best one yet makes me unbelievably proud of myself... I think my head\'s about to explode. See, Voldemort\'s story parallels Sweeney\'s pretty well, and I\'ve already written a couple of the songs. On the other hand, Harry-spray has such favourites as \"Good Morning, Voldemort\" and \"You Can\'t Stop Lord V,\" although it has no really clear narrative. So that\'s my problem. I will do both eventually, I just don\'t know which one first.
\r\nI came up with Apply Depravity by... well, I already had the plotline planned out, and I knew that I wanted that song to be the one Voldemort and Snape did right before the whole James-and-Lily scene because I wanted to end Act One with that. I took a pad and started listing out words that sounded like \'defying gravity\' (for awhile, the song was called \"Deny Insanity,\" with a whole song about how Voldemort kept claiming he wasn\'t a maniac) and when I came up with Apply Depravity, I just wrote the song around that.
Summary: Six weeks after the battle, Hermione puts on a bathing suit for the first time in nearly a year... scars are revealed as painful memories rise to the surface yet again.
I almost submitted this under dark/angst, but at the end of the day, I see it as Ron/Hermione. *shrug* Also, a gazillion thanks to my awesometastic beta Natalie, and to both Neil and Carole for helping me with all things British. :D
This was so beautiful. You expressed such believable emotions in such a very small space.
I especially loved the reference to the way Fleur and Tonks love their men despite their scars. It fits Ron's and Hermione's situation so well and is very poignant.
Author's Response: I think the reference to Fleur and Tonks was originally there becuase it was a condition of the drabble. I hated that I had to include that at the time, but now I do like it and think it works as an ending... so thanks for mentioning that. I'm glad you liked this and found it moving. Thanks for the review!
A haunted house that isn’t haunted, a Muggle fortune teller who can’t actually tell fortunes and the legend of the Cursed Green Pearl! What happens when “the nation’s favourite television ghost-hunters” stumble onto something really magical? What (apart from a mysterious chest, a broken red stiletto and a corpse) lies within the topmost room of the Haunted Tower?
It’s time for the Auror Office’s Muggle Interface Team - Brown, Bones and Beadle - to investigate.
This is Northumbrian of Ravenclaw house writing for the 2011 Mysterious May Challenge in the Great Hall - Extra Credit Prompt
This is one of four mystery stories I wrote for the Challenge. Until now I’ve resisted editing this story as to do so will (I believe) mean that it can’t be judged as part of the challenge (editing after the closing date is cheating). I can’t wait any longer.
Oooooh a riveting beginning!! Can't wait for more:)
The ending reminds me so much of Quirrell yelling, "TROLL! TROLL IN THE DUNGEONS! Thought you ought to know."
Author's Response: Thanks for the review, your first for my stuff :-D This prologue introduces the suspects. Do you have any idea whodunit? -N-