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Let us see. So basically I'm a 15 year old girl who lives in Oregon. No, I am not a country girl. No, Oregon is not a state of farmers (where do those stereotypes come from, anyways?) Yes, I am taking college level classes. Yes, I am unfortunately obsessive over school, a quality I find so admirable in one Hermione Granger.

Um, I'm new to Harry fanfiction, so don't kill me.

If you are ever on, check my other fics out at

Those are my non HP fics.
My HP fics:

What Albus Feared: Basically a humorous look at what would happen if Albus Potter was sorted into Slytherin. The first chapters not so funny, but whatever. Its still waiting approval and all that, so yeah.

I like Slytherin a lot. My friend Caitlin and I made t-shirts than said "SLYTHERIN: Home of the Serpent" to wear to Harry Potter things and generally scare all the good little Gryffindors there.

My school colors are green, silver and black, so Slytheirn all the way! And there are four high schools in my area, so:
Panthers: Red and Gold
Bend High: Black and Yellow
Summit (me!): Green and Silver
Mountain View: Well, its red and white, but 3/4 isn't so bad.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, ginny202, mrsdan, avalon_rose
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Dear Snivellus Snape... by Solemnly Swear
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: When second-year James Potter decides to be quill-pals with Severus Snape, he at least amuses himself...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1229 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/16/07 Updated: 08/30/07

Reviewer: avalon_rose Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Dear Snivellus Snape...

That made me laugh: "I wrote you a poem, Snivelly. Its called the Snivelly Poem"

So I thought it was good, and it was funny and entertaining.

Author's Response: I\'m always happy to make somebody laugh.

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