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I'm an average girl who's hoping to become an author later on in life. But for now, my job is to get good grades, clean my room, and be happy with life the way it is, so the author job will have to wait.

I currently have a fan fiction I'm working on called A Thousand Ways to Win a Witch's Heart. Thanks to all those who have read it and also to those of you who left reviews. You make me happy! :D Chapter Four has been validated thanks to the lovely mods.

A Thousand Ways... is currently on hold. I've got a lot of things going on, and sorry to the readers. Thanks for everything!

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The Unseemly Proposal by sparx

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 02/11/08 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38- Pushing the Right Buttons

SPARX! You wonderful author, you!

Much too many people are on their knees begging you to update. If you just have no time to do it, that's perfectly understandable. But leaving us hanging here is just torture! Please, when you have the time, update for the sake of your kind, but slightly impatient, readers.

And have I properly thanked you for writing such an incredible story? If not, thank you so, so much! :D

Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 08/30/07 Title: Chapter 37: Chapter 37- Making Sense of It All

Another amazing chapter to this amazing story. I squealed when I noticed that Chapter 37 was up. I literally squealed.
The letter from Hermione to Ginny was an excellent addition to the chapter. I'm glad Hermione can confide in Ginny her true feelings to Draco. Hopefully, Ginny will keep Hermione's feelings between themselves and not share them with Harry and Ron.
But I'm dying to find out what Pansy and the boys have up their sleeves. I still can't believe Harry and Ron would try to ruin Hermione's happiness, even if they think it's "for a good cause."
I would tell you to "UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!" But I know you're busy with other things. So, update as soon as you're up to it because we can't wait for another incredible chapter from you.

Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 08/26/07 Title: Chapter 36: Chapter 36- Feelings

Holy Cow, this is so good! It doesn't need to be said more, but I'll say it again...UPDATE! Please!

Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 11/07/07 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38- Pushing the Right Buttons

Thank you, once again, for an incredible chapter. I'm glad Hermione finally let her feelings out to Harry and Ron (although Harry and Ron are rather shocked about it...). And poor Draco; can't even convince himself that he loves her.
And hooray for Hermione, finally standing up for her own feelings. You go girl!
Anyways, amazing job. And the cliffhanger literally made me shout at the computer screen (which is a good thing).

The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • Past Featured Story
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.

WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.

RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!

Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 09/02/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

This is brilliant!
I have never laughed so hard in my life! This is such a funny fan fiction, and it's definitely going on my favorites.

Author's Response: Oh, gosh, thanks! Though if you\'ve never laughed so hard in your life, you must not have a very happy life. :(

An Aversion to Change by Misdemeanor1331

Rated: Professors •
Summary: After his failed attempt on Dumbledore's life, Draco seeks refuge at the Order of the Phoenix. Sent back to Hogwarts with suspicious title of Head Boy, he is forced to share a dormitory with none other than Hermione Granger. But with war looming on the horizon and another danger even closer to home, their seventh year of Hogwarts is anything but ordinary.

A story of compelling intrigue, hidden motives, dangerous secrets, and obvious passion. Animagi, Quidditch, the Order of the Phoenix. Masquerades and riddles. Hate and love. Pleasure and pain. A blend of contradictions that, for two people, makes a truly unforgettable final year. Slow moving D/Hr with plenty of plot.
Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 01/04/08 Title: Chapter 18: Damage Control

My craving for a good Dramione story led me to some fantastic fics, including this one.
The characters aren't out of character, not even a bit, and it the story flows nicely(I hope I'm making sense. haha). And the dialog is fantastic. Overall, it's an amazing fic.
This story is amazing, so I hope you update soon. :D

Author's Response: So happy that you find my story a good source of entertainment. You don\'t know how much it (still) relieves me to hear that everyone\'s in character and that it\'s flowing well. I\'ll update as soon as I can. Thank you so much for your review!!

The Importance of Never by Gamma Orionis

Rated: 3rd-5th Years •
Say the words you fear to speak,

Draco Malfoy has been delegated an impossible task from the Dark Lord—to lure Harry Potter to his death, Draco must do the inconceivable—make Hermione Granger fall in love with him, and should he fail, at a terrible cost...his life and his parents' lives. What at first is a heinously and humiliatingly impossible task turns into an unexpected connection with the girl he has always regarded as a Mudblood...but somehow, blood purity loses its significance when true feelings are involved.

A story of forbidden fruit, disturbing dreams, reluctant redemption, secrets and lies, self-discovery, and choosing between what is right and what is easy.

Search the meaning, hide and seek.

|Takes place during HBP|If you read, leave a review! :)|

Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 01/03/08 Title: Chapter 8: Parallels

I told myself that after I read the last chapter posted for this story, I would give a long review (which you said you liked.) So please bare with me. I might not make sense at times, but I'm trying my best. :D
Anyways, whenever I read a story or a book, I always rely on the first chapter (or introduction in some cases) to "lure" me into finishing the book/story. The first chapter DEFINITELY lured me in. Actually, my hunger for a Dramione fic first lured me in, but your summary and first chapter trapped me in (and sorry for going overboard with all these personification sentences.).
You are amazing when it comes to descriptions and using "wow" words, as my English teacher likes to call them.
The story is interesting throughout all the chapters; my eyes never left the screen, and I'm blaming you for the colorful dots I now see every time I blink (Just kidding :D).
I'm practically in love with all kinds of Dramione fics, but your's has got to be one of my favorites.
Overall, you are a brilliant writer with a brilliant story. I have no negative comments, except that I want more! But I don't want to sound too greedy.
Anyways, thank you for writing this amazing story and I hope you update soon.

...and sorry if this isn't very long. I tried my best. :D

Author's Response: I really appreciate your efforts as a reader to make me happy by leaving such a nice review, as you did, so thanks for that. :) I\'m glad that my first chapter was good enough to hold your interest to keep reading. I would like to know just which of the words I used were considered \"wow\" to you! Again, thanks for the review and BTW, I love your username--it makes me think of Snow White biting into the poisoned apple! :)

Reviewer: poisonapple Signed
Date: 01/11/08 Title: Chapter 9: Tour of Fury

So, I'm back again with another review for another fantastic chapter.

Your vocabulary is still great with words like ignominious, scarpered, apoplectic.

Also, your descriptions are still amazing; they definitely create images in the reader's mind and I could actually see it happening as I read it.

Lines I liked a lot (I liked all the lines!) were She knew she must look a real mess—red with anger, flyaway hair, and a maddening stare Medusa would have been proud of. I liked this a lot because the description of her appearance was great; like I mentioned before, I could actually see it in my head!

The dialog is still brilliant; Ginny made me laugh at times, especially when she said, "I’m going to have to ‘Lather, rinse, repeat’ to understand that one."

The characters are, as they always were, in character and Hermione's anger outburst was believable and written very well; it wasn't over dramatic, causing Hermione to get out of character.

Draco's character is still as slimy as ever, which is great characterization from you. And his last words were chilling...you ended the chapter so well!
I'm really looking forward to another chapter. Thanks for bringing us such an amazing story.

Author's Response: I\'m glad that my words were able to provoke images in your mind--it means my job was done well. :) Ginny\'s shampoo-inspired line was fun to write, and it seems to be a hit with most. Ah, keeping my characters in character, the challenge of any FF writer--thank you so much for your kind words. Draco, slimy? I can\'t disagree, because he really is...ergo, getting under Hermione\'s skin. Heheheheh...Thanks for leaving a detailed review! :)