Summary: "Severus... I only thought that I was being painfully obvious during my last year." HGSS, Challenge Response, COMPLETE
This is great, I love how it follows the conversation format of
Yes, but who said I agreed to this?
Reminds me of hitch hiker's guide in some odd way.
Are the there more?
Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape – to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?
What could have possibly turned our strict, sensible Hermione into.. a "sex-crazed rhinoceros on bad acid"? (as Terry Pratchett would have put it)
that seems a little out of bounds even for the Twins and their wheeze-worthy exploits.
Summary: He pretends not to care that she’s using him. Adult!HG/SS, Complete. Angsty
that's so sweet! I love how there isn't really any smut or anything (I was all but shocked to find how racy these things get)
*goes to see what else you've written*
Summary: Winner in the Best Mid-Length Story and Best Romance categories in Round One of the Most Potente Passions SSHG Awards.
It begins the summer after Seventh Year, when the war is raging on, with an unexpected moment of tenderness. What is this inexplicable feeling Hermione experiences? And how can she get Snape to discuss it with her, when all he wants to do is avoid her? Rating for last chapter, only.
I've read and loved most of your stories and this one's no exception.
Well, maybe the "delicious arse"-type of stuff isn't quite my speed, but hey, I've seen rusty buckets that were more romantically inclined than me.
What do I know?
Hmm.. I don't know, but I -think- that
"She reached for his him,"
between these two ^^ one must be extraneous.
Thank you, lady
P.S.: I too, love the words "duffer" and "untoward".
Author's Response: Thanks for the head\'s up; I made the correction.
Summary: There was something about him that made him irresistible to her. Siobhan Murphy will go to any lengths to ascertain her deepest desires - but when the object of those desires is a married man twice her age with secrets darker than she can imagine, she will find herself caught in a scandalous liaison that she can't walk away from. Not Canon-Compliant.
“You — you were more distracted then I was,” he said. “Something wrong?”
and you’re too damn self-involved to care how this effects me.”
“How this effects you?”
Okay, scratch that - Severus is pure evil.
He would be fluffy evil too, if he ever showered.
"and his fingers closed around his wrist."
her wrist, maybe?
I like your story line - complete with the liss trying to get to Lucius through Draco.
“It’s not usual such a full-time job
Amazing story, great OC (believe me, I almost never say this), keep it up =)
the girl is pure, fluffy evil.
Oh, this is so good, it must fattening!
Though I don't know how I feel about Siobhan being
a) Siobhan (such is the trouble with names that are spelled nothing like how they're pronounced)
b) Red-haired and freckled, ginger-heads can never strike me as anything, but clumsy, vulnerable (to which there is scientific backing) and more-or-less benevolent.
Author's Response: Um, well. She\'s Irish, meaning it\'s not uncommon for her to be red-haired, freckled, or have the name \"Siobhan\". Also, I know plenty of people with red-hair and/or freckles who are certainly not clumsy, vulnerable or benevolent. Again, the Irish. We may have a cultural tendency to be friendly and sociable, but also violent and temperamental (and sexual, to be blunt).
Lucius Malfoy = Mrs Robinson x10
Summary: Miss Granger and Prof. Snape make the awkward transition to Hermione and Severus...or is that 'Mione and Sevie? Throw in a game of MASH and you have a humorous look at the nature of first names.
This is a wonderfully hilarious story - really.
And oh, how I'd love to see my seventh-grade Algebra teacher's face if I'd called him "Piglet" - the name by which he was referred to colloquially.
I'll be anxiously awaiting continuation.
(the three letters at the end promise one, should I dispair?)
Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!
ohmygodno.. Not entirely tasteful, but hilarious nevertheless.
Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.
That's wonderful =)
Can I just point people in this direction when they come up with these.. erm, babes?
Thank you =)
"you’re all good looking in an ugly sort of way…"
*forms a crowd*
*gives a round of applause*
The forklift part was great too - I imagined it and it was still great.
"What are you doing back here anyway, Malfoy? Was Voldemort too big for you?"
*gives brain dirty look*
*gets dirtier look back from brain*
*turns red, hides self in sock drawer*
heee hee I hate to give you non-constructive reviews like these (trust me, I'm not always a giggling idiot), but there's hardly anything to remark on and the time is certainly ripe for a fic like this.
But who in Scott's name is Jack Sloper?
Oh the dread..
"(that was kept in his bottom draw)"
Shouldn't that be "bottom drawer"?
Well, anyway - the piano part is charming.
My dad loves making fun of that "piano in the bushes" phenomenon - you know how people in cheesy tv shows always seem to have a lavish banquet for two stashed in a disused lavatory?
Yes. It never goes out of style apparently.