Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.
*snorts water on computer from nose* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sure, stop after the first chapter!
Summary: Per Sirius: "The first one. I sound like a big, sodding girl, it's true, but the day our Remus decided he'd be bold about being a great poof and knocked me on my arse in the most un-smooth move you've ever seen (really, you'd think he'd have learned from me and James) and proceeded to snog me stupid was probably the finest moment of my young life at that point in time. Hottest, too."
Let's just leave it at this: If I had been drinking something while reading that, I would need a new keyboard.
Author's Response: Hee. Thanks for enjoying!
Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
LOVE IT. Great idea, and you're an awesome author. ^_^
Author's Response: Thank you! I\'m glad you think all that!
Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood, [Half-blood]
(Address): RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): M [F] Yes, please.
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): 2011
(House Affiliation): Gryffindor
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Birch and Phoenix Feather, 12 inches
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): Muggles and half-bloods are 16 times better than you, Mr. Moldyshorts, and I need to ask you: It is not on your list of rules, so how do you feel about me locking you in a classroom with your Death Eaters and all the Gryffindors and take bets on which group will come out alive?
Author's Response: I would have to say that Voldy would come out alive, lol. He would probably sacrifice the other DE\'s to save his own skin.
Summary: Moaning Myrtle has been spying on students again!
This time, it just so happens to be Sirius Black. He's alone and in the Prefects' Bathroom. Does it get any better?
Like it. Came back to read it a second time. This is the first MNFF story I read.
Author's Response: Wow! I\'m honored that you read my story first! And then read it a second time! I\'m glad you enjoyed it and thank you so much for leaving me such a kind review. :D
Summary: Five people from the different walks of life. One, born of the noble, was pampered; one, born of the dark, was disgraced; one, born of the ordinary, was extraordinary; one was cursed; and one… well, liked cheese.
Five children, five lives. Add five yellowish envelopes with green writing, and their fates are intertwined forever.
Great starting! Please update soon!
Author's Response: I\'ll try! (: