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my name's Sydney
I'm a chocoholic, a little hyper,VERY random and a very big (sniff) Fred fan! Why J.K.? WHY? (Told you I was random)
Favourite shippers - James/Lily, Draco/Hermione,
Draco/Ginny, Harry/Ginny and Harry/Other Character.
Favourite Authours - Wand_Waver2006,
and Shmerg _the_Impaler.
YOU GUYS ROCK
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Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in
GOD put this in your profile.
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Summary: Voldemort and his Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts. Ginny and Draco are captured trying to escape, and they are brought before Voldemort himself. Now Ginny must make a horrific choice that will determine the fate of her lover. D/G, AU
But What did she choose?
Author's Response: She chose either Luna or the lethifold, one or the other. Which do you think? I\'m glad you think it\'s awesome, despite the ending which is likely to annoy some all the way to their graves.
Summary: Helena Ravenclaw tells her story.
I am no Ravenclaw at heart
I an no Slytherin in name
I am a girl without a father.
So sad (sniff)
So good though it rocked
Yay first review
Author's Response: Yay!! Thanks for reviewing! I\'m so glad you liked it.
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Schmerg_the_Impaler i am nominating
you for best authour!
Author's Response: :o Oh my! Wow, thanks so much!
Author's Response: Awww, thank you! And it\'s my first review! Squee!
Lord Voldemort: The Musical! (Les Miserables Potterized!) by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 40]
Summary: Yet another musical twisted by yours truly, it's the tale of Voldemort's life set to the tune of my Les Miserables soundtrack!
The real musical of Les Miserables was created by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boublil.
There is some violence and it really is not a silly musical-- there are a few funny parts, but there are some pretty sad or intense bits. AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE. And there are some cannibalism-happy bits with Fenrir, including a whole song called "Man Eat Man." Beware.
LOL THAT WAS FUNNY!
i'm crying! Oh um, can I do the Hairspray Musical
fan fic? Or did you want to do it?
Author's Response: THANK YOU!! I am going to do a Hairspray spoof, but feel totally free to do your own! I\'m sure ours won\'t be exactly the same, so it\'s not like copying. And I would love to read yours!
Summary: The beauty of what isn't there... If Dumbledore had waited a little longer to relocate it, what might Hermione have seen in the Mirror of Erised? This nostalgic little "What-If?" takes place during Year One, and answers that question with a haunting twist.
that was so sad. I LOVE IT
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you still enjoyed it despite the buzzkill potential.
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Hey schmergo i have just gotta say you are my favourite author around! Do you wanna co - author something with me? If not, what ideas should i use
im going for sort of a funny aproach
Author's Response: Awww, thanks so much! I don't think it'd be a good idea for me to co-author a story because I'm really busy and having trouble updating the stories I've already started-- when I did "Kill Bill (And Arthur)" with Nevilles Girl, I had no idea what I was getting into! As for a funny idea for a story, I recommend writing about something not too out-of-character, because the mods are really strict lately about characterization. >_<
A few random ideas:
1. Harry and Voldy at the Final Battle. Harry explains that his weapon is love, something that Voldemort "knows nothing about" and that "we wouldn't be here, after all, if it wasn't for love!" Well, Voldemort's confused, and Harry's in a very awkward situation, having to explain the birds and the bees to Voldemort!
2. Snape gets fired and needs to find a new job. OR ALTERNATIVELY, as teaching training before getting his job teaching Potions, Snape has to help out at a preschool!
3. Ron and Hermione are married. Ron decides to grow a beard or a mustache, and Hermione doesn't like it.
4.The new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is a Muggle.
5. Filch has to baby-sit.
6. It's Fred and George's first week at Hogwarts in their first year, and Percy's keeping a VERY close eye on them. When they get in trouble and have to go to detention, they weave a web of lies trying to cover it up so Percy won't find out.
7. Draco Malfoy is forty years old, married with a child. He pretends to be thoroughly enlightened and informed, never admitting his actual hatred of Muggles and his feeling of superiority even to his family, and is a very respectable figure. A story about the contrast between Draco's derisive, snide thoughts and the polite things he says to other people might be funny. This could also work with Lucius before he was unmasked as a Death Eater.
8. A story from Wormtail's point of view taking place during one of the first three Harry Potter books-- watching something embarrassing happen in an off-limits place while in rat form (like Percy and girlfriend having a romantic encounter, or Dumbledore doing something weird in his office, or Snape singing to himself and behaving strangely while he's alone.)
thank you i really like the ideas you don't mind if i use them do you? I will give you credit.
Author's Response: Of course! You can use any of them! I posted them for your use, so feel free
Thank you so much ill get started right away
Author's Response: Cheers! Hey, if you want to contact me any more, you can always click the 'contact author' link on my profile. That way, it doesn't come up as a review for the story.
im sorry i can't but parents don't allow me to use my email adress with people i haven't met sorry.
maybe we could talk in a chat room? Do you have an idea?
Author's Response: Awww, MY parents won't let me use chat rooms. However! There is a link on my profile to a website called "The Crow's Nest." It's a lovely site for discussion and camaraderie... most of my best friends in real life are on it, as well as loads of people from MNFF. My best friend owns the site, and she's always eager for new members. Alternatively, you can always join the MNFF forums-- they have a PM system that's a lot like emailing, only on site.
the crows nest sounds good how do you know when im on it?
Author's Response: Well, you can make posts on different threads or you can send PMs (private messages) to my account. There's also a chat box down at the bottom. Also, the site lists all the members who are on at the time.
First i have to sign up, i cannot find the link on your profile
Author's Response: If you scroll down to right below where it says 'llama, llama duck,' you'll see a bit saying: "You're welcome." Right under that, it says" "Web site." And then they have a link to the website! Whoot!
that was so sad . . .
but so funny . . . .
I LOVED IT!
Author's Response: Thank you! I love to combine emotions. Your username is so true... my friend and I were just talking about the awesomeness of turtles in the carpool.
omg (sniff) that was Beautiful. lol "eat my shorts"
Author's Response: Thank you so much! You rarely ever hear a story containing the phrase "Eat my shorts" described as "beautiful," do you?
Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 79]
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!
This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!
I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.
It's me again
OMG schmergo you are a genius!
I Love your work! I don't care what you do next but please do Hairspray at some time!
Author's Response: WOWZERS! Thank you! I remember you. I will indeed do Harry-spray at one point, don\'t you worry.
Summary: Hermione Granger and Severus Snape create a new potion together and discover some secrets about each other along the way.
This story is AU after book five.
Special thanks to my awesome beta, SometimeSelkie.
wow is all i can say
Author's Response: I'll take "wow". Thanks!
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!
WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.
It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?
New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.
Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
Oh my gosh! That was funny, scary, hilarious, confusing, and nerve - racking! When Jordan had that dream! i have a feeling that that will happen! And I want to know who kills who! How many chapters will there be?
P.S. I LOVVVVEEEEE Prof. Zambini
Author's Response: There should be about twenty-seven chapters! Hold onto your hat! Glad you liked it. By the way... I love Professor Zabini, too! I get excited every time I see the name 'Zabini' online, because I keep forgetting that I didn't invent him and that he's actually from the Harry Potter books. Poo. He's like a bad Snape impersonator! ^_^