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hey there,

my name's Sydney
I'm a chocoholic, a little hyper,VERY random and a very big (sniff) Fred fan! Why J.K.? WHY? (Told you I was random)

Favourite shippers - James/Lily, Draco/Hermione,
Draco/Ginny, Harry/Ginny and Harry/Other Character.

Favourite Authours - Wand_Waver2006,
and Shmerg _the_Impaler.

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent
proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.
Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! if you belive in
GOD put this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, EdwardAddict, Supergirrl, Elemental-ANimal, Mother Nature's Daughter, Schmerg_The_Impaler, Wand_Waver2006, turtles_rock

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

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Luna, or the Lethifold? by Islander

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 34 Reviews
Summary: Voldemort and his Death Eaters have taken over Hogwarts. Ginny and Draco are captured trying to escape, and they are brought before Voldemort himself. Now Ginny must make a horrific choice that will determine the fate of her lover. D/G, AU
Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 08/25/07 Title: Chapter 1: Luna, or the Lethifold?

But What did she choose?

Author's Response: She chose either Luna or the lethifold, one or the other. Which do you think? I\'m glad you think it\'s awesome, despite the ending which is likely to annoy some all the way to their graves.

Helena: A Father's Daughter by Briel

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 5 Reviews
Summary: Helena Ravenclaw tells her story.


I am no Ravenclaw at heart
I an no Slytherin in name
I am a girl without a father.
Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 08/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

So sad (sniff)
So good though it rocked
Yay first review

Author's Response: Yay!! Thanks for reviewing! I\'m so glad you liked it.

Hogwarts Musical: Chamber of Secrets by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 150 Reviews
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?

It better be just like this.

No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)

You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.

P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 08/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

Schmerg_the_Impaler i am nominating
you for best authour!

Author's Response: :o Oh my! Wow, thanks so much!

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 08/29/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only


Author's Response: Awww, thank you! And it\'s my first review! Squee!

Lord Voldemort: The Musical! (Les Miserables Potterized!) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 40 Reviews
Summary: Yet another musical twisted by yours truly, it's the tale of Voldemort's life set to the tune of my Les Miserables soundtrack!

The real musical of Les Miserables was created by Claude-Michel Schönberg, Herbert Kretzmer, and Alain Boublil.

There is some violence and it really is not a silly musical-- there are a few funny parts, but there are some pretty sad or intense bits. AND LOTS OF PEOPLE DIE. And there are some cannibalism-happy bits with Fenrir, including a whole song called "Man Eat Man." Beware.

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 10/24/07 Title: Chapter 1: Songs From Act One

i'm crying! Oh um, can I do the Hairspray Musical
fan fic? Or did you want to do it?

Author's Response: THANK YOU!! I am going to do a Hairspray spoof, but feel totally free to do your own! I\'m sure ours won\'t be exactly the same, so it\'s not like copying. And I would love to read yours!

Negative Space by Denebola

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 16 Reviews
Summary: The beauty of what isn't there... If Dumbledore had waited a little longer to relocate it, what might Hermione have seen in the Mirror of Erised? This nostalgic little "What-If?" takes place during Year One, and answers that question with a haunting twist.
Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 11/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Negative Space

that was so sad. I LOVE IT

Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you still enjoyed it despite the buzzkill potential.

Long-Distance Extendable Ears by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 170 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: Fred is dead.

But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...

Oh, the possibilities!

Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

Hey schmergo i have just gotta say you are my favourite author around! Do you wanna co - author something with me? If not, what ideas should i use
im going for sort of a funny aproach

Author's Response: Awww, thanks so much! I don't think it'd be a good idea for me to co-author a story because I'm really busy and having trouble updating the stories I've already started-- when I did "Kill Bill (And Arthur)" with Nevilles Girl, I had no idea what I was getting into! As for a funny idea for a story, I recommend writing about something not too out-of-character, because the mods are really strict lately about characterization. >_<

A few random ideas:
1. Harry and Voldy at the Final Battle. Harry explains that his weapon is love, something that Voldemort "knows nothing about" and that "we wouldn't be here, after all, if it wasn't for love!" Well, Voldemort's confused, and Harry's in a very awkward situation, having to explain the birds and the bees to Voldemort!
2. Snape gets fired and needs to find a new job. OR ALTERNATIVELY, as teaching training before getting his job teaching Potions, Snape has to help out at a preschool!
3. Ron and Hermione are married. Ron decides to grow a beard or a mustache, and Hermione doesn't like it.
4.The new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor is a Muggle.
5. Filch has to baby-sit.
6. It's Fred and George's first week at Hogwarts in their first year, and Percy's keeping a VERY close eye on them. When they get in trouble and have to go to detention, they weave a web of lies trying to cover it up so Percy won't find out.
7. Draco Malfoy is forty years old, married with a child. He pretends to be thoroughly enlightened and informed, never admitting his actual hatred of Muggles and his feeling of superiority even to his family, and is a very respectable figure. A story about the contrast between Draco's derisive, snide thoughts and the polite things he says to other people might be funny. This could also work with Lucius before he was unmasked as a Death Eater.
8. A story from Wormtail's point of view taking place during one of the first three Harry Potter books-- watching something embarrassing happen in an off-limits place while in rat form (like Percy and girlfriend having a romantic encounter, or Dumbledore doing something weird in his office, or Snape singing to himself and behaving strangely while he's alone.)

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

thank you i really like the ideas you don't mind if i use them do you? I will give you credit.

Author's Response: Of course! You can use any of them! I posted them for your use, so feel free

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

Thank you so much ill get started right away

Author's Response: Cheers! Hey, if you want to contact me any more, you can always click the 'contact author' link on my profile. That way, it doesn't come up as a review for the story.

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

im sorry i can't but parents don't allow me to use my email adress with people i haven't met sorry.
maybe we could talk in a chat room? Do you have an idea?

Author's Response: Awww, MY parents won't let me use chat rooms. However! There is a link on my profile to a website called "The Crow's Nest." It's a lovely site for discussion and camaraderie... most of my best friends in real life are on it, as well as loads of people from MNFF. My best friend owns the site, and she's always eager for new members. Alternatively, you can always join the MNFF forums-- they have a PM system that's a lot like emailing, only on site.

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/18/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

the crows nest sounds good how do you know when im on it?

Author's Response: Well, you can make posts on different threads or you can send PMs (private messages) to my account. There's also a chat box down at the bottom. Also, the site lists all the members who are on at the time.

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/18/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

First i have to sign up, i cannot find the link on your profile

Author's Response: If you scroll down to right below where it says 'llama, llama duck,' you'll see a bit saying: "You're welcome." Right under that, it says" "Web site." And then they have a link to the website! Whoot!

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 11/03/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

that was so sad . . .
but so funny . . . .

Author's Response: Thank you! I love to combine emotions. Your username is so true... my friend and I were just talking about the awesomeness of turtles in the carpool.

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

omg (sniff) that was Beautiful. lol "eat my shorts"

Author's Response: Thank you so much! You rarely ever hear a story containing the phrase "Eat my shorts" described as "beautiful," do you?

Really Wicked: Stephen Schwartz's Wicked Gone Potter by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 79 Reviews
Summary: It's another spoof by Schmerg_The_Impaler!

This time, it's "Wicked," by Stephen Schwartz, remodeled to tell the story of Voldemort's life!

I also have spoofs of Les Miserables, Phantom of the Opera, Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and High School Musical on my profile, if anyone would care to read.
Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 03/24/08 Title: Chapter 1: Act One

It's me again
OMG schmergo you are a genius!
I Love your work! I don't care what you do next but please do Hairspray at some time!

Author's Response: WOWZERS! Thank you! I remember you. I will indeed do Harry-spray at one point, don\'t you worry.

Vomica Domintor by AlwaysSS

Rated: Professors • 266 Reviews
Summary: Hermione Granger and Severus Snape create a new potion together and discover some secrets about each other along the way.

This story is AU after book five.

Special thanks to my awesome beta, SometimeSelkie.

Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 07/18/08 Title: Chapter 12: Chapter 12

wow is all i can say

Author's Response: I'll take "wow". Thanks!

Potter's Pentagon: The Past (Book Three) by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 683 Reviews
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!

WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.

It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?

New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.

Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
Reviewer: turtles_rock Signed
Date: 08/11/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1: In Which Jordan Has A Bad Experience With A Hobo

Oh my gosh! That was funny, scary, hilarious, confusing, and nerve - racking! When Jordan had that dream! i have a feeling that that will happen! And I want to know who kills who! How many chapters will there be?
P.S. I LOVVVVEEEEE Prof. Zambini

Author's Response: There should be about twenty-seven chapters! Hold onto your hat! Glad you liked it. By the way... I love Professor Zabini, too! I get excited every time I see the name 'Zabini' online, because I keep forgetting that I didn't invent him and that he's actually from the Harry Potter books. Poo. He's like a bad Snape impersonator! ^_^