Don't read if you are offended with rape and abuse. Contains events that will be quite offensive and possibly "disgusting". You have been warned.
Runner Up in the Dangerous Liaisons Awards and He Had It Coming Awards.
~The story is now Complete!~
Thanks for reading!
Draco Malfoy? Guilt? Well, he deserves it! Great story, if a little disturbing. Rock on!
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
DELETED? I know EXACTLY how you feel! Anyways...love ur story! keep up the good work :D
Author's Response: Thank you, I'll try. :-)
Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.
This is such a great story! Is Harry going to change back soon?! Please say he is! He can't go on as a five-year-old!
Author's Response: Harry is going to change back soon. There I said it. Sorry, but i couldn't resist.
Wow...Hermione?! I did not see that one coming...great story! Keep it up! Oh well...on to the next chappie!
Wow! This is such the awesome-ist story!! What is Dumbledore going to tell Harry? Oh well...on to the next chappie!
OMG...a four-year-old?! How on earth did Dumbledore think that one up! Teehehe...it would be fun being four again...if, of course, you didnt have your memories...if you can remember being 16, then I guess it wouldn't be too much fun being four...oh well, on to the next chappie!
LOL! Harry is sooo naive! If only he would realise that you should never fake sick, something bad always comes!
OMG what a great story! Harry must have been soooo cute! *10*
OMG poor Harry!!
Aw...Harry is so adorable...too bad about his History of Magic result!
Author's Response: I'm glad to have somebody reviewer the older chapters again. It's vey refreshing. I hope you will continue. Thank you.
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That's so....um....well....it's good, I'm just not that into Dark Fics, I like humor myself :). ~8
Author's Response: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it! "Detention With Professor Snape" is a little more humorous if you're into the lighter stuff. I'm going to post another one that's completely random and strange some time in the future, and I wrote a fanfiction about a Marauder's halloween after school ends that's lighter. I'll post that soon enough, too.
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
The answer is crayon. If that makes sense to you, you are just crazy! If it doesn't...perfect...MUWAHAHAHAHA!
Where am I? Oh shoot, I am in Peru! How on Earth did I get to Peru?! Oh dear...I think I have to abandon my Evil Plan! I will make a completely illogical excuse and then evilly laugh... "We can no longer carry out this plan because I have lost my pet chicken! MUWAHAHAHAHA!"
So...it's Goyle, is it? I'm sorry, but I can not stay to chat any longer...I am in the middle of a very complicated act of pointless evil...10/10!
Author's Response: I know how that is, don't worry
LOL!!! Muwahahahaha!!! I abso-bally-utely love this fic!!! Alas...only one more chapter...
Author's Response: Nice use of evil laugh
Wow, that's one great story! I reviewed every chapter! Keep up the AWESOME work! Just an after-thought...is Felix based on someone you know, or is he an entirely made-up character? *10*
Author's Response: Thanks! "Felix" was one of my characters from "Hogwarts Overturned" and "Target Practice" who is a real person, by the way. All of my OCs in those two stories are real - technically "Overturned" wasn't originally a fanfiction, I sort-of made it one...but anyway, I made him the "author" of this book because I didn't make him a main character in "Target Practice" and wanted to semi-appease the people who continually asked me to include him more in my fics. Wow, that was a long response...usually when they're this long they don't make sense...
LOL, this is so funny! Neville wants to be an Evil Villain, so he buys a book called Evil Villainry for Dummies? This is crazy!
Author's Response: Crazy it is...
Weellll, this chapter wasn't QUITE as funny as the first, butn you're right..."Neville Longbottom" won't scare too many people...except perhaps Snape...
*points at the author and laughs evilly* Author: What are you laughing at? Me: Oh, nothing...MUWAHAHAHAHA