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Well, there’s not really much to tell, but I'm going to waste your valuable time anyways.

Height- not much

Hair- Very bushy

Eyes- often changing


Favorite books- I love fantasy series like Eragon, and Lord of the Rings. I'm a huge fan of comedy and a little romance too. History and biography are a no-no. I liked the Series of unfortunate Events too, but it's too dark if you like happy endings. Other fantasies I'm into include, The entire Deltora series, the Narnia Chronicles, Twilight, Underland Chronicles and His Dark Materials.

Favorite HP book- Deathy Hallows, definitely. LOVED the ending...and the beginning... and the middle...

Favorite movies- I pretty much like all the movies except Bridge to Terabithia. That movie sucked. Not worth the six bucks for admission, and DEFINITLEY not worth the 20 bucks for snacks. My favorites are basically the book-based movies of my favorite books (does that make sense?). Also, anything that’s so hilarious I wet myself in delight. One of my all-time favorite comedies is the Simpsons movie.

Pastimes- Jewelry making, wasting my life on the computer, writing (duh), contemplating why I waste my life on the computer, reading Deathly Hallows over, and over again.

My name- It's actually a spin off of my other screen name (GWGShark) which stands for Great White Game Shark, but everyone kept thinking that I'm a guy so I just got fed up with it and came up with this new one. I assure you, the only shark-like qualities i posses is when I devour Pizzas and Chinese food.

Favorite foods- Pizza, Chinese food, pizza, Chinese food, pizza, Chinese food, pizza Chinese food, pizza, Chinese food etc...

Ok, now that I've wasted a good chunk of your life telling you about myself, I will now waste aanother chunk of your life by telling you about my fan fiction...um...stats?...ideas?...well anyway, stuff about me and fan fiction

Favorite authors- Hermiones_Revenge and Shmerg_the_impaler. Oh, and riley_owen. (if you guys are reading this, then I sincerely apologize for wasting your time, and compliment you on your accomplishments in hilarity)

Favorite Stories- Anything by the above authors, and in the non-humor category, Brighter Morning by green gecko. (If you are reading this, hurry up and update already, your killing me here!).

Type of writer I am- Humor. I'm too insane to write any other type. ;-)
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Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 2: Parvati's Revenge

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 3: Ron's Revenge

HAHA! love your story! it doesnt sound like hermione though, but that what makes it fuuuuuuuun! or maybe its just because i love the joural fic

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 3: Ron's Revenge

HAHA! love your story! it doesnt sound like hermione though, but that what makes it fuuuuuuuun! or maybe its just because i love the joural fic

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 4: Parvati's Revenge...Again

as always, love it!

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 4: Parvati's Revenge...Again

as always, love it!

 

Summary: One morning Harry wakes up to find the school in a chaotic mess. Everyone has gone completely insane except for him. Pretty mindless story with just good humour.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3994 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/04 Updated: 05/28/06


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: The School of Insane Students

good

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 2: chapter 2

LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

loved the story!!!! it was soooo funny and hilarious!!!!!! gotta love the randomness-ness...ness...ness? well anyway, i really hope you can keep writing this crazy random tuuf becaus ei just looooooooooove your writing style! seriously, but it a tux, id marry it!

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

loved the story!!!! it was soooo funny and hilarious!!!!!! gotta love the randomness-ness...ness...ness? well anyway, i really hope you can keep writing this crazy random tuuf becaus ei just looooooooooove your writing style! seriously, but it a tux, id marry it!

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: The School of Insane Students

good

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: Chapter 1: The School of Insane Students

good

 

The Curse Of The Lemon Drops by sitopanaki
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 121]

Summary: Hermione is slowly losing her marbles and develops an unhealthy obsession with Snape – to his horror. The task of saving what is left of her sanity falls upon him of all people. What's wrong with Hermione and can he help her?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13624 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/03/05 Updated: 09/17/07


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 09/05/07 Title: Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes

these really shortchapters are gettting on my nerves. i like tha\e twist about Fred and george writing the midnight book.

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 09/18/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 9: The Moment Of Truth

haha! so Dumbledore was behind it all! is he? i'm confused. Well, anyway, gr8 story, too bad its over.

 
Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 09/01/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7 - A Rhyming Potions Master

its very funny, and has a great story line!
but for the love of God, enough with the super short chapters! alo, if you dont update more often, i will send my mean-fanfic-author-who-doesnt-update-more-often-destroying-goons on you. and, yeah, i do have mean-fanfic-author-who-doesnt-update-more-often-destroying-goons. they live in australia, and wear ugly puple tuxedos. i saved them from an evil fate of being slowley devoured by mutant chickens, and now they serve and worship me. they also have part-time jobs killing chickens for KFC. (wow, that was off topic. Well, at least everybody who read this ridiculous review got a good laugh.) well, anyway, good humor, good storyline, not so awesomely long chapters, not so awesomely quick updates. for closeure on this stupid and off topic review, i say-

PURPLE COWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

The Awakening by hearyoume
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 104]

Summary: My own shocking ending to the Harry Potter series (last chapter). Harry wakes up from a deep sleep and what he learns turns his world upside down...

Categories: Alternate Universe Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1918 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/30/05 Updated: 10/30/05


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 11/30/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Awakening

weird. Good though. But very weird, but in a good way. Seems like something I would think up in a dream or someting, then elaborate and write a fic about it.

 

Recollections by black_ink
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 21]

Summary: Random and general poems that I put up as I think of them...


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1190 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
01/25/06 Updated: 04/19/06


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 09/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Walk

ummm... that was weird... i get that it was voldemort, but whose she? and whats going on?

Author's Response: it doesn\'t really matter who the characters are, or actually what\'s going on. its just supposed to be about the emotions and how she\'s scared. but in my mind, i always felt it was Hermione and a Death Eater. ~Sara

 

Summary: A mini-adventure within Harry's 5th year. A bizarre yet devastating magical weapon is unleashed upon Hogwarts. Many double entendres, but ultimately innocent fun.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3699 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/27/06 Updated: 01/27/06


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/23/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Story

BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! Loved it!!!!!! It was sooooo funny, that the humor cancelled out the disturbing images! Hehe...bras...

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/28/07 Title: None

that was soooo weird

 

All's Fair by hpmaniac666
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: Ron has hidden something of Hermione’s, and she’ll be dammed if she’s going to leave without it! A bra-less Hermione and an infuriatingly cheerful Ron spend an eventful day in his office. Takes place about a month after To Be This Lost Inside Ourselves. R/Hr

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3722 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/09/06 Updated: 07/20/06


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 08/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: All's Fair

ok, a couple points-

1. You have a very perverted mind.
2. Everyone who reads this because of the lack of bra, has a very perverted mind.
3. I liked the R/Hr ship
4. It was a little funny, but very very creepy

 

Sequel Of Suggestion! by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 325]

Summary: It's baaaaaack...........


As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?


Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
*~*~*~*


Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14453 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/30/06 Updated: 09/09/07


Reviewer: Sharky_Girl Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 8: Pushing The Limit

hahaha! that is hilarious! hehe... trading sweaters...

Author's Response: I love that bit. But my fav line of the chapter: going about it the hard way.

 
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