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Summary: On the eve of his Dementor's Kiss, Patrick Essex wrote a letter to his captor: “Your wife will bear you a child – a girl with hair the color of butter, skin the color of milk. A girl whose veins pulse with an unbridled passion. I will leave this place, and I will slaughter her. She will die a death so gruesome that Satan himself will pity her, Gabriel Lee. Of this, you may be certain.” But I refuse to die.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 89805 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 11/29/04


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 10/15/07 Title: Chapter 24: Sated

its a great story!!! You write really well, I like it :) keep writing, everything!

 

The Great Valentine War by CarrickORourke
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: It seemed so simple. Give a valentine card to a friend that you hope (if you dare admit it) just may be a little bit more than a friend someday soon. But nothing is ever that simple between the four of them, is it? Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione as well as a good dose of many other familiar characters.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12521 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/01/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Great Valentine War

nice.... its really really funny

 
Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Great Valentine War

nice.... its really really funny

 

Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 595]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 20: The End (at last!)

its a really good story, I really liked it!!!!

 

The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 161]

Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19213 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/05 Updated: 04/25/05


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 9: Why you shouldn't read this chapter

nice :-) it was really funny!!!

 

Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 9: Epilogue - A success story/About the Author

that was a very funny story! nice :-) keep writing!

 

Dragons and the Night by sagirah
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Laila is a Slytherin who holds a particular loathing towards Draco Malfoy. Unusually quiet and reserved, she is Draco's target for mockery. But the unexpected appearance of their future child Naina changes all this and sends the two into an adventure they wish they could escape. Draco is forced to protect Laila...as her husband. CHAPTER 2 IS UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1625 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
03/24/05 Updated: 06/13/05


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/14/07 Title: Chapter 2: Faire de la Connaissance

uhh... exiting! please keep writing!

 

Truth Be Told by CraftySlytherin
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 354]

Summary: What happens when Fred and George Weasley, Hogwarts' reknowned kings of pranks, decide to spike a shipment of pumpkin juice bound for Hogwarts with truth potion? A day filled with true confessions of Hogwarts students!!!!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Alternate Universe

Word count: 4564 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/06/05 Updated: 07/06/05


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

its very good and funny (though i'm not quite sure the people in question think so too.... )I like it:-) I also read the sequel, or whatever, and it was also very good... Fred and George got what they deserved...

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: None

its really good, I like the story! please write some more soon??? Pretty please?

 
Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: None

its really good, I like the story! please write some more soon??? Pretty please?

 

Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16324 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/05/05 Updated: 07/04/07


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 3: Chapter 3

its really good, looking forward to reading more !!! :-)

 
Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 4: Chapter 4

it good.. really really good... I'm laughing all the time, and my parents keep sending me weird looks...

 
Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

Please, please write some more soon.. its really good, and I can't wait to read some more!!!!

 

Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 248]

Summary: In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17066 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/16/05 Updated: 09/01/07


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 6: James and the Giant Squid

nice :-) please, pretty please, write some more very quickly!!?

 

Everywhere Else Is Full by saveginny417
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 228]

Summary: Sure, the tales of the Trio are great, and I'm not denying it. But what happens after the end of their story? Death, deception, and disagreements, to name a few things. Join Cora Potter, along with her best friends Olivia and Drew, during their first year at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry- and I can guarantee that you will never see the HP universe the same way again.

Chapter eleven is being painfully slow, isn't it? I promise to have it done by the time the queue reopens!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 17275 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Published:
10/05/05 Updated: 12/24/07


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 12/25/07 Title: Chapter 10: The Grief Quotient

please please please write some more soon!!!

Author's Response: I\'ll try! chapter eleven is already in the works, and i\'m PLANNING to have it up by April at the latest. which coming from me doesn\'t really mean anything. But I\'m trying, guys, really! glad you enjoyed the chapter, and thanks for the review! <3

 

Summary: Bored due to being cooped up in 12 Grimmauld Place, Fred and George decide a prank is necessary to lighten the mood. As a result, they end up learning some surprising information about two of their house guests.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3339 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/05 Updated: 12/09/05


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: Chapter 1: Marauders Unveiled

its really really great! its VERY funny.... good idea... introducing gred and forge to the marauders... pity j.k. didn't do that ;-)

 

Summary: Ever wonder what the world of Harry Potter would be like as a soap opera? Me neither – until now, that is. Set in Harry’s 6th year, think of this as the parts of the Half Blood Prince that JKR didn’t want us to see. If you're into unconventional ships, this one's for you! Behold… As the Wizarding World Turns

Episode 9 is up!

*****Excerpt from a later chapter*****

"Haven’t you heard the rumors about her – one date Weasley.”

“One date what!?” Harry stared at Hermione dumfounded. He turned his head towards Ginny who once again started snogging Dean. Dean’s hands wandered to his girlfriend’s bum as she pulled the lower half of his body closer. “Hmm… makes sense,” he admitted.

“Anytime she brings up that sort of thing, I try to act like I have loads of experience too, but actually I have no idea what I’m talking about.”

“But what about you and Krum?” Harry asked, still visibly uncomfortable about their conversation.

“Oooh big deal. So we kissed a couple times. That means I must be a demon in the sack,” Hermione answered sarcastically. “Look, I was thinking…” Hermione started to blush. “I need to find someone I know to you know… practice with.”

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 21269 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
01/11/06 Updated: 01/13/07


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/15/07 Title: Chapter 9: Episode 9 - Evil Plan C

........ okay, its good. I was a bit sceptical at first, but its actually really good. I'm looking forward to reading more, especially about the whole filch/mcGonagall/dumbledore thing....

 

Pure & Proud by SeaIsleWitch
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 268]

Summary: Draco Malfoy and Pansy Parkinson were destined to share a privileged life until the devastating circumstances of their sixth year at Hogwarts tore them apart. Five years later, they separately strive to come to terms with the past and proceed with a life they did not expect…alone. Pure & Proud is presented through alternating chapters of Draco's brooding journal and Pansy's idiosyncratic diary.

~ Pansy Parkinson is written by Sea Isle Witch ~ Twenty-two year old Pansy seemingly has everything a young witch could desire; yet she struggles to build a life for herself independent of her pure-blood family's expectations and without her one true love. From the pages of her private diary, Miss Parkinson shares a précis of the past five years and then gives us a glimpse of her current challenges.

~ Draco Malfoy is written by Desslok and Sea Isle Witch ~ After spending a year on the run and then a year in Azkaban, Draco Malfoy was expelled from England by the Ministry of Magic. He spent the last three years travelling the Continent until he realised it was time to come home. Mr Malfoy discloses his journey back from exile, beginning with a statement to the Ministry of Magic in November of 2002. Complete!

Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 152263 Chapters: 64 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/08/06 Updated: 06/10/07


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 10/16/07 Title: Chapter 64: Chapter Sixty-four: Draco Malfoy - My Heart

Its a very very good story! I like it very much. You two are quite talented at writing - gbut you probably already knew ;.)

 

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Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/16/07 Title: None

:-) great! that was really funny! they're great, right ;-)

 

A Potter and a Riddle by Sophie_McKinsley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Katherine had lived with Ms. Evans as long as she could remember. She'd went to a Muggle school as a child and Ms. Evans had began teaching her magic when she was twelve. Katherine didn't know why Ms. Evans wouldn't let her go to a proper wizarding school or have wizarding friends; Katherine just thought she was batty. It had been a happy, peaceful life. But now at age seventeen, the Dark Lord has finally caught up with them.

Please review!

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 29312 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
04/17/06 Updated: 06/18/09


Reviewer: honey bon Signed
Date: 08/17/07 Title: Chapter 7: An Abrupt Lesson

I don't realy know what to say... you've got me hooled, really its just... fantastic. Its a great idea, and yor're a very good writer. Please write some more soon! I can't wait to find out what happens! (and make it a long story, please. don't just cut it off suddenly, I really like it, and I want to know EVERYTHING ;-) )

 
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