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Mwahaha! I'm not really much of a writer but i loooooooove to read. Thus the obsession with harry potter. I love dragons and chocolate. Yummy!
Character: Ginny Wealsy
Deatheater: Lucius Malfoy
After Lord Voldemort, you're pretty much in charge-- or at least you'd like to think so (but you'd never say so in front of Lord Voldemort himself!) You're proud of yourself and your accomplishments, and The Cause fits in there when it best suits you-- which, lucky for you, it usually does.
My fav. Characters: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Luna Lovegood, the Twins, Dobby, Peeves
Fav. Ships: R/Hr, anything with draco
"hissy hissy little snakey, slither on the floor, you be good to morfin or he'll nail you to the door." ~Morfin gaunt
^^ have a nice day!
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
i love this fic!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease finish it! i can't stand cliff hangers!
Summary: Originally for October Challenge 6: Romance: write a 'ship you don't necessarily support. In his fourth year, Draco discovers that the Malfoy prejudice against Weasleys may have a flaw. Alternate warning: outright lewd.
i don't really support this ship much either, but i'm sorry, but this is HILARIOUS!. i needed a good laugh thank you. (don't worry the rest of your writing is sheer genius)
Summary: James Potter: Marauder. Lily Evans: Prefect. They're both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're also about to have a pretty interesting year--complete with a few detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter--in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe, just maybe, sort out their feelings for each other.
Thanks to all you who have made it possible for this story to be in the Top Tens. It was a very happy moment when I first saw my story on the list, and I love being able to go back and see it there now. Still. Yay!
Throughout the latter half of 2010, and the first half of 2011, I re-edited this story. The changes were mostly to fix stray (and annoying) grammar and spelling errors, but also to rework some plot points in an effort to stay truer to canon. I also updated the style; having written this story so long ago, my writing has definitely developed (and I would say gotten better), so I edited to reflect that. (I apologize for the errors that were in the story before all this editing. I found them immensely distressing when I reread my chapters. Heartbreaking, really.)
Big “thank yous” go to the three people who helped edit/nitpick the first edition of this novel: violagirl, fairiesandcream, and Omagus.
And yes, this story is up on Fanficition.net under the penname: Io.Sono.Emilia.
Of course, as a disclaimer, I’m not JK Rowling. The Potterverse does not belong to me, but I am in it and love it.
yay for quidditch!
Author's Response: Yay for Quidditch! Boo to school! Yay to reviewers!
Summary: Severus has never seen the appeal of repetition, particularly of things that ended badly the first time. In his life, he has kept one pet, owned one broom, and had one close friend.
Winner of Mod Quicksilver Quill for Best Novel! Thanks, all!
Rating and warnings do not apply to all chapters; I just didn't want anyone hooked and then shocked.
Summary: The Malfoys are entertaining, and it is time for little Draco to go to bed. He, of course, can think of better things to do than sleep.
wow! this is such a good story! I loved the ending. There was something to it that made it stand out and shine, if only for a little bit.
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
THIS IS THE COOLEST FIC EVER!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!! >
Author's Response: LAWLERSKATEZ!!!1!1!!one!!1!! Thanks!
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.
Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
yay! its been ages since you've updated, nice to know that this chapter is just as brilliant as the others.
Author's Response: Awww---Thanks! XD
I love this story! its so cute and original! i can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: Thanks! =]
This is brilliant! I love the story so far and i can't wait for the next chapter.
Author's Response: Thanks!
Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.
So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!
I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.
Can we put it on iTunes? we could call it Voldy's greatest hits!
Author's Response: That would be awesome!
Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
this is so awesome! i love the idea, and the writing is wonderful!
Alice Longbottom's day began like any other. It just didn't end that way.
Life would be easy if it were as simple as making our own choices. But sometimes somebody else makes a choice that changes our world.
I loved it! for such a short story it was very sweet.
Author's Response: Thank you for letting me know you liked it. I agree, it was rather short (mostly cause it was submitted for the mini-gauntlet.) Alice is a very well developed character in my head, and I included a few hints that her story is very intricate and expansive in my mind. Someday I may get around to writing a really long fic about her, but for now I couldn\'t resist using her character in the gauntlet challenge. Thank you again, chocklit!
Summary: Fred is dead.
But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...
Oh, the possibilities!
Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!
aaaaaaaw i love this story, its the sweetest idea ever!
Author's Response: Oh, thank you! I came up with the idea shortly after reading DH for the first time, and it\'s been stewing in my brain ever since.