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Mwahaha! I'm not really much of a writer but i loooooooove to read. Thus the obsession with harry potter. I love dragons and chocolate. Yummy!

house: Ravenclaw
Character: Ginny Wealsy
Deatheater: Lucius Malfoy
After Lord Voldemort, you're pretty much in charge-- or at least you'd like to think so (but you'd never say so in front of Lord Voldemort himself!) You're proud of yourself and your accomplishments, and The Cause fits in there when it best suits you-- which, lucky for you, it usually does.

My fav. Characters: Draco Malfoy, Severus Snape, Luna Lovegood, the Twins, Dobby, Peeves
Fav. Ships: R/Hr, anything with draco

"hissy hissy little snakey, slither on the floor, you be good to morfin or he'll nail you to the door." ~Morfin gaunt

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The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5422]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 01/02/08 Title: Chapter 38: Chapter 38- Pushing the Right Buttons

i love this fic!!! pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease finish it! i can't stand cliff hangers!

 

Summary: Originally for October Challenge 6: Romance: write a 'ship you don't necessarily support. In his fourth year, Draco discovers that the Malfoy prejudice against Weasleys may have a flaw. Alternate warning: outright lewd.


Draco smiled, the smile that charmed people into doing what he wanted, and opened the door of an unused classroom. Ron showed no signs whatever of cooperation. Draco upgraded the smile to ‘challenging’ and walked in himself, then waited, leaning casually against a desk. It might not work this time, but eventually…

By Vindictus Viridian, Ravenclaw.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 2287 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/24/05 Updated: 10/24/05


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 01/20/08 Title: Chapter 1: A one-shot

i don't really support this ship much either, but i'm sorry, but this is HILARIOUS!. i needed a good laugh thank you. (don't worry the rest of your writing is sheer genius)

 

Summary: James Potter: Marauder. Lily Evans: Prefect. They're both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're also about to have a pretty interesting year--complete with a few detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter--in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe, just maybe, sort out their feelings for each other.

Thanks to all you who have made it possible for this story to be in the Top Tens. It was a very happy moment when I first saw my story on the list, and I love being able to go back and see it there now. Still. Yay!

Throughout the latter half of 2010, and the first half of 2011, I re-edited this story. The changes were mostly to fix stray (and annoying) grammar and spelling errors, but also to rework some plot points in an effort to stay truer to canon. I also updated the style; having written this story so long ago, my writing has definitely developed (and I would say gotten better), so I edited to reflect that. (I apologize for the errors that were in the story before all this editing. I found them immensely distressing when I reread my chapters. Heartbreaking, really.)


Big “thank yous” go to the three people who helped edit/nitpick the first edition of this novel: violagirl, fairiesandcream, and Omagus.
And yes, this story is up on Fanficition.net under the penname: Io.Sono.Emilia.
Of course, as a disclaimer, I’m not JK Rowling. The Potterverse does not belong to me, but I am in it and love it.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 158315 Chapters: 50 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/28/05 Updated: 07/23/07


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 09/05/07 Title: Chapter 48: It's Nearly Over

yay for quidditch!

Author's Response: Yay for Quidditch! Boo to school! Yay to reviewers!

 

Summary: Severus has never seen the appeal of repetition, particularly of things that ended badly the first time. In his life, he has kept one pet, owned one broom, and had one close friend.

Winner of Mod Quicksilver Quill for Best Novel! Thanks, all!

Rating and warnings do not apply to all chapters; I just didn't want anyone hooked and then shocked.


"What is it?" His mother held out her hand, and he put the letter in it wordlessly. "Are you eleven already?"

His father lowered the newspaper to look at the calendar. "Yesterday. ‘Appy birthday." And that was the end of that.


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Dubious Consent, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 132470 Chapters: 46 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/05 Updated: 03/06/06


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Letter

brillaint!

 

Bedtime by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Malfoys are entertaining, and it is time for little Draco to go to bed. He, of course, can think of better things to do than sleep.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1703 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/06 Updated: 03/08/06


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 08/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Story

wow! this is such a good story! I loved the ending. There was something to it that made it stand out and shine, if only for a little bit.

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 11/10/07 Title: Chapter 6: Chapter 6: I Sold My Soul on eBay

THIS IS THE COOLEST FIC EVER!!!!!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!!11!!! >

Author's Response: LAWLERSKATEZ!!!1!1!!one!!1!! Thanks!

 

Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 475]

Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 16519 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/06 Updated: 10/22/07


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 04/07/08 Title: Chapter 11: I love you, Fewat!

yay! its been ages since you've updated, nice to know that this chapter is just as brilliant as the others.

Author's Response: Awww---Thanks! XD

 
Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 10/30/07 Title: Chapter 10: Fewat v. Won-Won

I love this story! its so cute and original! i can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: Thanks! =]

 
Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 08/21/07 Title: Chapter 8: Structure and Routine

This is brilliant! I love the story so far and i can't wait for the next chapter.

Author's Response: Thanks!

 

Summary: Well... it's high time that I did something so completely insane that the wizards in white robes dragged me off to the closed ward in St. Mungo's.



So, I spoofed the entire album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band" by the Beatles, to be performed by your favourite Dark Lord and choice Death Eaters in the style of a rock opera. Eat your lonely hearts out!

I don't recommend this fic to those who are not at all familiar with the Beatles.


Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3322 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/11/07 Updated: 03/16/07


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 11/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 and Only

Can we put it on iTunes? we could call it Voldy's greatest hits!

Author's Response: That would be awesome!

 

Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Substance Abuse

Word count: 23621 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/30/07 Updated: 04/05/08


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 12/04/07 Title: Chapter 11: Chapter 10: Draco, Still Alive

this is so awesome! i love the idea, and the writing is wonderful!

 

Myth and Mystery by FaunaCaritas
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary:
Alice Longbottom's day began like any other. It just didn't end that way.

Life would be easy if it were as simple as making our own choices. But sometimes somebody else makes a choice that changes our world.



Quote:

"I do not like liars.” Voldemort crooned, “I will agree to let you go unharmed on the condition that you tell me how you found out about this valley.”

Alice laughed. “Your promises aren’t worth a steaming pile of Nogtail manure, Voldemort. Don’t patronize me. I don’t like liars any more then you do.”



Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 12559 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/16/07 Updated: 09/08/07


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 09/16/07 Title: Chapter 2: Rowena's Card

I loved it! for such a short story it was very sweet.

Author's Response: Thank you for letting me know you liked it. I agree, it was rather short (mostly cause it was submitted for the mini-gauntlet.) Alice is a very well developed character in my head, and I included a few hints that her story is very intricate and expansive in my mind. Someday I may get around to writing a really long fic about her, but for now I couldn\'t resist using her character in the gauntlet challenge. Thank you again, chocklit!

 

Summary: Past Featured StoryFred is dead.

But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...

Oh, the possibilities!

Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 9446 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/29/07 Updated: 10/31/07


Reviewer: chocklit Signed
Date: 11/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only

aaaaaaaw i love this story, its the sweetest idea ever!

Author's Response: Oh, thank you! I came up with the idea shortly after reading DH for the first time, and it\'s been stewing in my brain ever since.

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