Pride and Pre-Juiced Plums: A Potter's Pentagon Love Story by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 266]
Summary: A companion piece to the Potter's Pentagon trilogy... it's better if you've read the Potter's Pentagon trilogy, but you don't necessarily have to.
It's five years after Emma Weasley and her chums graduated from Hogwarts. Ted and Ivy are married, Haley is working at Madame Puddifoot's while trying desperately to break into show business, Jordan's doing whatever it is he does, and Emma is an Auror trainee working as a guard at the Chudley Cannons' stadium. The Cannons have actually been doing much better lately, due to their new star Beater, Tyrone Thomas. Unfortunately, Tyrone is Emma's ex-boyfriend. OH, THE AWKWARDNESS.
Follow Emma through her awkward adventures told in her usual insane way, as she experiences angst, hilarity, obnoxiously strange people, misadventures involving a deceptively dashing cad, Haley's wedding, the birth of Ted and Ivy's baby, and her own eventual descent into LURRRVE.
Written for the marvellous Vindictus Viridian's Pride and Prejudice NEWTs class on the Fanfiction Beta Boards, based on Jane Austen's fantastic novel, "Pride and Prejudice.".
Nominated in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Non-Canon Romance Story! And its lovely (haha) heroine, Emma Weasley, received two nominations for Best Female Original Character, while Haley Potter and Ivy Potter each received one! Thanks so much, guys!
perfect ending to a beyond wonderful story!
Author's Response: D'awwww, thank you! <3
i just had to tell you how much i loved the sense and sensibility colonel brandon/snape (etc) stuff, i'm still grinning about it :-) and wonderful update!!
Author's Response: Thank you! I love that movie and its overabundance of Potter!
Summary: Lily Evans thinks Valentine's Day is bad enough without propositions from mysterious strangers, fuchsia coloured hair ribbons and the irritating smirk on James Potter's face.
But it just gets even worse when she finds out who's been sending her the presents...
This is the Final Exam written for Humour & Writing: Earning Respect by Pondering of Ravenclaw.
this was fantastic!! funny, realistic, entertaining, sweet.... put me in a fantastic mood!! thanks so much for writing it :D i can't wait to read more of your stories!!!
Summary: Oft-ridiculed Neville Longbottom jumps at a chance to fit in with his fellow Gryffindors, a chance that requires a dangerous trek through Hogwarts in the buff. WINNER OF THE 2009 QUICKSILVER QUILL AWARD FOR BEST HUMOR STORY.
Author's Response: THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: It was a dream wedding. The only problem was, he was marrying the wrong person.
wow... this is definetely the BEST draco-pansy i've ever read! you do a great job of making them both human and yet true to the books... great one-shot!!
Author's Response: Awh. Thanks so much!!!
This is a one-shot missing scene referenced in Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. The night before Harry, Hermione, and the Weasleys leave for the Quidditch World Cup, Ginny asks Hermione for some relationship advice. After some shouting and a few tears, Ginny learns a bit more about love, friendship, and, most importantly, herself.
*Title comes from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, page 647, U.S. edition.
this is really sweet and i definetely enjoyed reading it.... nice work!!!
Author's Response: Thanks for the warm words, Rislans! As a first-time author, that means a lot!
What is a story without a scandal?
Underneath every burn hole on the tapestry of the Black family tree, there is a story, and underneath every story, there is a scandal.
In 1924, the Blacks were the most powerful family of the Wizarding World. They were greedy, back-stabbing, malicious, and power-hungry. And Cedrella was no exception. She was her father's favourite daughter; the pride of the Blacks, and it has earned her a conceited nature like no other.
But during her seventh year at Hogwarts, her life begins to become a little more clear, her family a little more conniving. She is arranged to wed the infamous Abraxus Malfoy and has people watching her every move to make sure she follows through. It makes it even more difficult when Septimus Weasley, a blood traitor and fellow classmate, starts to convince her, that for once in her life, she could have what she wanted.
A scandal forms between the two; a forbidden love between Black and Weasley behind the walls of Hogwarts. If they are found out, their lives will be ruined. But even under the opposition, what a Black wants...
a Black gets.
WOW - great character development and set-up for an awesome story!!! i was slightly confused b/c this Sirius is a lot like the harry-era Sirius, but i liked that aspect of the story!! you write incredibly well and i cannot wait to read more of this story and for the plot to develop!! again, great story!!
Summary: During his 7th Year, James Potter is forced into a political marriage with a girl he can't stand. Her name is Arabelle de Champagne, she is part veela, and according to most people, the most beautiful witch anyone will ever lay eyes on. But not to James. To him, Arabelle is simply the most obnoxious and conceited person he has ever met, but he still has to at least pretend that he is in love with her, and pretend he is completely over Lily Evans. And how will Lily react to the news? Will she finally realize what she has been trying to deny for years?
this is really good; can't wait to read more!!!!!
Author's Response: Merci beaucoup!
Summary: A potion has been created that has the ability to strip a wizard of their powers: a potion the Ministry of Magic couldn't wait to get their hands on. After the Battle of Hogwarts, lesser convicted Death Eaters are given a choice: go to Azkaban, or spend the rest of their lives as Muggles. While many people refused such a degrading option as a matter of pride, one Draco Malfoy chose the potion. Now, cast into the city of London, Draco both struggles with, and eventually enjoys his adaptation into the Muggle way of life.
But what happens when the effects of the potion turn out to be not-so permanent?
i agree with wodcdre... i can't wait to keep on reading!!
Author's Response: And I can\'t wait to keep writing it. And I hope you\'ll keep reviewing.
Summary: Who I am is not who I choose to be. But I never could have expected that before this year — the worst year of my life — is over, that stupid, blood traitor Weasley will be the one to show me that becoming who I want is not so impossible after all.
WOW. this is a really drawing and interesting prologue… I can’t wait to read more!!
Author's Response: I\'m glad you found it interesting, because that was what I was hoping for. :D Thanks for the review!
Summary: Victor was Hermione’s Quidditch star in shining robes. Strong, foreign, and athletic, he was very much a steal, that is, if you were an ogre. Out of all the wizarding boys in the world, she had to pick that one? Ron didn’t understand it. What did Victor have that he didn’t have?
ohh this is so cute!!
Author's Response: Thanks for your review!
His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His destiny? Anything but ordinary!
Join Albus as he experiances his first year at Hogwarts and begins the journey out from under his father's collosal shadow, if he can survive it of course!
Meet the new Tenacious Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley
Always nice to render someone speechless. :) Keep reading!
I LOVED THIS!!! Your writing was so funny, suspenseful (as much as possible in only one chapter), and really enjoyable!!
Thanks! I'm glad I'm not the only one laughing! That would be wierd.
you might not live in a scottish castle but believe me, you are a lovely author!!! great job =)
Oh my....what to say to that?
Summary: An unexpected mission has Sirius teasing Remus about his standards--which leads Remus to do something even more unexpected. (Contains sexual innuendo--but with a title like that, what else would you expect?)
this was so much fun, you write really well!!
Author's Response: Thank you for the compliment! As I said before, it was a lot of fun writing it! I think I might have been channeling the literary spirits of Sirius and Remus, actually...
Summary: The plan had been simple: Ginny would take a little time out to travel around the world with her best friend. So how did it turn out like this?
this story just keeps on getting better and better!!! i love it!!!!
i like it....................... a lot!!!
oo yess i can't wait for the next chapter then :) mann you write so well!!
Andromeda Black wants desperately to take control of her life, but she has never been given the motivation to do so... until now.
‘You won’t have to marry him,’ Ted said surely. ‘Not after this, I can’t let it happen. If it comes down to it, I’ll marry you before he gets the chance.’
Note: the non-consensual sex warning is for a minor part and the act is prevented.
this was wonderful!!!!
To His Muse: A Wizarding Tale of a Desperate Housewife by mrsmcclnt, Viv
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 27]
From Chapter 3 : Foolishness
Arthur sighed deeply. He released Molly then slowly rubbed his eyes. Without looking at her, he said: “You may not know this, but from the moment I met you, I knew I wanted to spend my life with you. I may not be the most handsome man with the brightest smile, or a rich lord who can give you the most beautiful gifts, but I would give my life for you if I had to. I love you, Molly, more than anything, more than anyone; but if it’s him you want, I guess there’s nothing I can do.” It started as a simple research for his new book and another opportunity to increase his fortune. Never would he have believed to fall in love on the way. She was so different from other women he knew, so true. He couldn’t just let her disappear from his life. He had to be with her. No matter what. A Gauntlet 6 submission For Slytherin House Team: Viv (Molly Weasley) & Mrsmcclnt (Gilderoy Lockhart)
aw wow!!!! this story was touching and realistic; it gave Lockheart depth and made me feel sorry for him!! great job!!!
Author's Response: THANK YOU!! Considering how much of a rollercoaster ride it was for us to write through each prompts, we figured it would be an emotional rollecoaster for the readers viewing the story.
Summary: The final installment in the Potter’s Pentagon Trilogy. Read “The Five” and “The Truth” first, myess? Okay!
WARNING! Contains Muggle adventures in Diagon Alley, unusual eyebrows, cheesy clichés galore, psycho Ted, the not-so-lost years of Merlin, a school-wide singalong, the old potato joke, Tyrone’s Princess Bride obsession, Emma’s stubborn denial of the existence of Tyrone’s mustache, a graphic death, a joke shop product as a major plot device, hobo Jordan, Jordan hugging, Jordan pulling pranks, time travel, the Love Shack, angst, and worst of all, Professor Zabini.
It’s the sixth year for Potter’s Pentagon and company, and our heroes learn that in the wizarding world, coming of age has a somewhat weightier significance. Students are busy with an Inter-House Unity Project, Jordan is having weird dreams, Pansy and Ophidias Malfoy have been released from Azkaban, Professor Zabini has a mysterious project of his own, and almost everyone is acting strangely. Meanwhile, at the Ministry of Magic, a man with a vendetta against Ron Weasley is trying his hardest to get him in the biggest trouble possible. Is the only way to save him to travel into the past?
New talents are discovered, new friendships form and old ones change, pasts are dredged up, and, of course, there’s lots of good old-fashioned snogging. And one of the five kills for the first time… while another becomes a casualty of war.
Starring 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, Emma Weasley, and Giorgi Anderson, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin! Nominated for 2008 Quicksilver Quills Best Post-Hogwarts Story.
ahhhhh this is so good!!!!!!!
Author's Response: Oh, wow, thank you!