Just so you know, I am not easily impressed. I am, in fact, kind of annoyingly highbrow.
With that in mind, I confess that I laughed until I developed a terrible headache and literally drooled. Yes. This story is THAT funny. I think it was the cement block that did it. Thank you for a wonderful experience, and please continue.
Author's Response: that was one of the best reviews I\'ve gotten so far, thank you very much:)