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I am a 13 year old girl who is obsessed with HP, obviously.
About Me: I am weird, sarcastic, funny, random, obsessive, intelligent, a bit of a geek, a cat lover, etc.

My favorite chaarcters are Lupin, Tonks, Hermione, Fred and George, Luna, Snape, Sirius, and Lily.

The fates have informed me( online quizzes) That my HP alter-egos are a mix of Lupin, Hermione, Luna, dumbledore, Snape, Sirius, fred and George. Most often I get Lupin and The twins.

I have a ton of plot bunnies at the moment and am slowly working on some of them, but I won't really get them moving until I have my own computer so hopefully I will have my first story here sometime soon.

Favorites:

Movies: Pirates of the Caribbean, Harry Potter, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, The Pink Panther, The Out-of Towners, Lord of The Rings, Star Wars, and Rose Red.

Books: Harry Potter, Twilight, The Princess Bride, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Lord of The Rings,Where The Red Fern Grows.

Fav. HP books in order of fav. to least fav.: POA, DH, OOTP, HBP,SS, COS,GOF

Music: Anything that sounds good really. I love Weird Al and Lemon Demon. I really don't like rap though, except for the Sirius Black Rap.

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"It is our choices Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."


Supreme Mugwump, indeed! You have proven yourself to be extremely knowledgable in every part of the wizarding world. You have always been invested 100% to the cause. Your biggest fault may be that you are overly trustful of others around you. You may be so wrapped up in all things Potter than you overlook dangers. Be careful not to care too much - it could lead to disasterous problems. As long as you remain objective, you are an unstoppable force. Your intelligence, courage, and sharp-mindedness make you a person everyone can admire.





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Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal



Personal Responsibility: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal



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The Moon Divides by Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 133]

Summary: COMPLETE!

(AU Fic) Two twins named Remus and Rachael Lupin have been inseperable for the eight years they've been on this Earth. But one fateful trip into the forest has changed all of that.

Excerpt from Chapter Twenty Three - A Second Chance

Professor Lupin walked over and sat down at the foot of his daughter’s bed.

“How are you?” he asked, watching his daughter carefully.

“Fine,” she answered, although she could have been better.

“How could you-,”

“Please dad,” Rachael cut him off. “Sirius already gave me the ‘how could you’ lecture.” Professor Lupin smiled.

“Did he now?”

“Yes and he got through to me pretty well.”

“Good, I just hope you know never to do something like that again.”

“I’m not going to, Mum’s not worth it.” Professor Lupin clicked his tongue.

“You can’t say that,” he said quietly, getting up and heading for the door. “Everyone deserves a chance to change. Just as you tried to prove that to your mother, one day she’s going to prove it to you. Everyone deserves a second chance.”


*Warning, some mental abuse and later a little physical, nothing terribly bad, just a warning*

Nominated for 2006, 2008, 2009 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Dark/Angsty Fic

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Alternate Universe, Character Death, Self Injury, Violence

Word count: 126939 Chapters: 33 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 09/02/06


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 09/20/07 Title: Chapter 2: Changed in a Moment

Great story so far. i love reading stories about Remus and I think him having a twin is an interesting idea. Her mum is really mean to her though.

Author's Response: Mrs. Lupin is a meanie, yeah. Thanks for reading!

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 09/20/07 Title: Chapter 3: Welcome Home

Wow I can't believe what a jerk her mother is. I really like it so far.=)

Author's Response: She\'s a big jerk. Thanks for reading!

 

Harry's our WHAT??? by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 595]

Summary: Past Featured Story*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 39421 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 13: Divination

I LUV this story. The vision. prancing through meadows hexing the pants off Snape. Does it get any better? Also, the Sirius lee James part. This story was Sirius Lee Funny.

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 14: Bad Days

Sirius!!! Yippee. i am loving this story more every chapter.I will be reading it all night. 2:00AM now. That sounds like a great book, I will buy it. (KaileeA42 becomes exasperated when she cannot find How To Fall Into A Mysterious Veil, Come Back Out, And Convince All Your Friends That You’re Still Alive While Avoiding Muggles Who Think You’re A Heartless Murderer By Sirius Black on Amazon.)

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 20: The End (at last!)

I love Monty python. Especially monty Phython and the Holy Grail. great story. definitely the funniest chapter yet.

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 20: The End (at last!)

Also, I just Love Sirus coming back.He is 1 of my fav. characters and I just love him being back. Monty Phython rules. Yah! For what is often called English humor. Some of my friends( I am an american) think Monty Phythin isn't funny.( How dare they. Anyway I am going to read the sequels now. I am addicted.

 

Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?

I really like you story. It i a really cool and funny idea. I just hope that my computer doesn't explode in the lightning storm we are having. Then I couldn't keep reding.=0 9.9/10. Neville? That's interesting.

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 2: Finding a Purpose and a Nemesis

LOL! Lil Lenbom. And then the nemisis list. Pure genius! I luv your stories.

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 3: Evil Etiquette

Wow. This is the funniest chapter yet. I coulld read ur stories all night. In fact i think i will! Weeeee!Bunnys(sometimes) tee-hee-hee does not strike fear in the hearts of men. I'm gonna start quoting these things to my friend and they're gonna be like okaaaaay. U think of such funny random things. It reminds me of my english class.This is completely off topic but this is a joke I invented in one of my random english class stories. Ahh! the aliens are coming to get me help HELP!. There was a blinding white light from above.(Mother runs out) Honey, that's a streetlam. just wondering if you wood think that was funny. Anaways. Awesome story!!!!

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 6: The Do's and Don'ts of Executing your Evil Plan

I loved the part about when to flee. Have you just said something that made absolutely no sense? This is such a hilarious story.

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 8: Confrontation

Swedish Meatballs. Couldn't have put it better myself. hehe- Lord Voldermort, who wishes for this comment to remain anonymous.

 

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Summary:

Categories: Orphan Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 0 Chapters: 0 Completed: No
Published:
12/31/69 Updated: 12/31/69


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 10/20/07 Title: None

This story is sooo random, in a good way. i liked he part a few chapters ago when Ronan was like Mars is unusually bright tonight. And Henry was like It's the afternoon and we're inside. That part made me snort in a most unladylike fashion.Anyways, update soon!!!

 

What Would Be A Drill? by Kelsid
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8488 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/28/05 Updated: 06/04/05


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/23/07 Title: Chapter 6: A Dead And A Not So Dead Persons Are Back

Lol! the werewolf thing and Ron was like Quick, fly to number 12! I'll catch up to you. That was so funny. U are on my fav. autors list with Schmerg_the_Impaler! I love your stories they are hilarious.

 

Summary: Lily knows that the Marauders are planning something, but when she tries to find out what it is all they shall tell her is "Classified Marauders' Information." A fluffly and funny one-shot.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1392 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/19/05 Updated: 03/19/05


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: Classiefied Marauders' Information

I'm Serious!
No I'm serious. I always laugh everytime I hear that joke no ,atter how old it gets, Great story! =D

Author's Response: No matter what, i love it also! Thx!

 

S'mores by Crystallic Rain
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 115]

Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 7592 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/31/05 Updated: 09/02/05


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two

This story is hilarious. I love the chocolate parts.

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/11/07 Title: Chapter 2: Part Two

This story is hilarious. I love the chocolate parts.

 

Hogwarts, Meet the Marauders! by Kelsid
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 248]

Summary: In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17066 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/16/05 Updated: 09/01/07


Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: In Which Sirius Meets His Idol (Sir Elton John)

I contacted the author to c if she was planning on updated and she said yes. So, if anyone reads this. Don't worry, be happy!!!!

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 6: James and the Giant Squid

Yay. I can't wait for the update.

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 3: In Which the Plot Actually Progresses

For some reason I get the strange feeling that where Sirius is has something to do with this show called Faulty Towers. Just a random guess. Love the story!

Author's Response: Quite right! Thanks for the review!

 
Reviewer: KaileeA42 Signed
Date: 09/12/07 Title: Chapter 7: Chapter 7

UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
I love this story it is like my fav. story on the whole site! I can't wait to find out what happens next.

 
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