Yo!! I really like reading people's long, random, and generally meaningless bios, so I'm not gonna skip this like I would otherwise. Ummmmmm, my parents are totally paranoid about online stalkers and stuff, so I'm way not allowed to say my name or anything. Thatís also why I didn't fill in any IM boxes. Not because they donít let me, because I don't have any. *graciously accepts groans of sympathy* Anyway, this is probably getting boring even for insane wierdos like me so I'll stop.
Ok... *cue scary music* Shipping!!! I'll do this in list format:
H/G- love it
R/Hr- love it
H/Hr- can't stand it at all!!!!!!
L/N- OK, I'll take it
D/H- every once in a while
H/S- if she's overage, and it's nice
G/D- again, if it's nice [I'd like to commend gypsybaby21 for singlehandedly showing me that this ship can be well written
G/S-I'm still in denial that this actually exists
Slash/Femmeslash- nothing against anybody, but this just isn't my thing
If I've forgotton your ship, tell me about it and I'll put it up.
Now, my favorite part: COPY AND PASTE ITS! YAY!!!!!!! [
I do believe youre getting a very accurate picture of my patchy and questionable sanity]
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, tha_looney_one
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
( )_( )
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is scared I'll take over. If this description fits you as well as it fits me and your pround of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You laugh because im different I laugh because youíre all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your pro. [come on, you know your guilty]
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!If you've actually said this to someone, copy and this into your pro. Bonus points if they asked.
75 percent of America are Republicans and think Bush is right. If you are part of the 25 percent that are Democrats, copy and paste this into your profile. Then add your name:
Mrs. Optimus Prime, tha_looney_one
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
[i dont actually think this but it was so funny i couldnt resist]
Chaos, panic, disorder...... my work here is done.
thats all for now! [dun dun dun] ta!
PS- please R&R my faves, but I might actually have a story up soon!! *collective intake of breath*
*facepalm* That was great- I loved Pansy's involvement. Poor Hermione better watch out!!
Author's Response: I am glad you like Pansy, as this certainly isn\'t the last you will be seeing of her. And poor Hermione doesn\'t know what is about to hit her.
*facepalm* ugg.... malfoy's really bad at this, but it's still funny. If I were a suicidal sytherin 4th year, I would have laughed harder when he glared.
Author's Response: He is terrible at it, isn\'t he. But then again, he is used to women falling at his feet, and has never had to try before. And I think the world needs more suicidal Slytherin 4th years.
*cringes* poor draco!! It is funny, though, in a satirical sort of way, and an interesting way to come into Dramione or an OC. poor draco!! I don't know if i've ever felt sorry for him, but now I do. Lokking forward to the next chappie!!
Hogwarts is getting s-e-x ed, thanks the Lucius Malfoy, aren't they?
I like how you avoided the cliche of Head's Dorms with no explanation. That was a wise move.
And lol about the *hem* examples Lucius was giving Dumbledore, and how Dumbledore just brushed him off... lol.
I also like thought process in the beginning about the Floo. It's true, though, Voldemort could have had Hogwarts if he used it, but it would /not/ make a great, glorifying history book... lol, again.
awwwwwww. I wrote a little fred and george recovery fic- a letter. but i like yours better. It was really funny at the end. I mean, it wasn't, because canary creams are so, i dunno, basic, but it was, because everything was so serious and then percy fell for it and now my brain hurts..... yeah, that is a sign of aa good fic- my brain hurts
Author's Response: Yay, I made your brain hurt! (?) ^_^ Glad you liked it.
oh buhjesus!! I just went to your author page and it says you like viola so you are now my bestt friend. I play viola and other than me you are the 3rd person ive met who plays/ knows what it is. The others aare my teacher and a random person i met over the summer. Anyway, long live violists!!!
Author's Response: HECK. YES.
Awww.. I swear I'm crying, even though that was the first happy fred fic I've read since DH. "in your underwear drawer" Shmergo, you never cease to amaze me. Ever. Love the death bed scene too- "eat my shorts" It was so amazing I can't even speak- er, type, but if I ever join Spew you'll be getting a review for this. Keep on going, Shmergo!!
Author's Response: Awww, thank you so much! *Hands you a hankie* I\'ll definitely keep writing stories, especially after such lovely encouragement.
I lurved it! That is so Snape too!!
"Naughty, Naughty" Lockhart was awesome too.
Author's Response: Thank you so much! More chapters should be up soon (knock on wood) after going through my betas.