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Yo!! I really like reading people's long, random, and generally meaningless bios, so I'm not gonna skip this like I would otherwise. Ummmmmm, my parents are totally paranoid about online stalkers and stuff, so I'm way not allowed to say my name or anything. That’s also why I didn't fill in any IM boxes. Not because they don’t let me, because I don't have any. *graciously accepts groans of sympathy* Anyway, this is probably getting boring even for insane wierdos like me so I'll stop.

Ok... *cue scary music* Shipping!!! I'll do this in list format:
H/G- love it
R/Hr- love it
H/Hr- can't stand it at all!!!!!!
L/N- OK, I'll take it
D/H- every once in a while
H/S- if she's overage, and it's nice
G/D- again, if it's nice [I'd like to commend gypsybaby21 for singlehandedly showing me that this ship can be well written
G/S-I'm still in denial that this actually exists
Slash/Femmeslash- nothing against anybody, but this just isn't my thing
If I've forgotton your ship, tell me about it and I'll put it up.

Now, my favorite part: COPY AND PASTE ITS! YAY!!!!!!! [
I do believe youre getting a very accurate picture of my patchy and questionable sanity]

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, tha_looney_one

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

( )_( )
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is scared I'll take over. If this description fits you as well as it fits me and your pround of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh because im different I laugh because you’re all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your pro. [come on, you know your guilty]

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!If you've actually said this to someone, copy and this into your pro. Bonus points if they asked.

75 percent of America are Republicans and think Bush is right. If you are part of the 25 percent that are Democrats, copy and paste this into your profile. Then add your name:
Mrs. Optimus Prime, tha_looney_one

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
[i dont actually think this but it was so funny i couldnt resist]

Chaos, panic, disorder...... my work here is done.

thats all for now! [dun dun dun] ta!

PS- please R&R my faves, but I might actually have a story up soon!! *collective intake of breath*

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The Ballad of Lucius Malfoy: An Unappealing Appeal by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 63 Reviews
Summary: Lucius Malfoy's appealing to the Wizengamot after being caught in the Department of Mysteries, trying to convince them that he's not evil.

Quite silly, really.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Lucius's Excuses-es

tee hee......funnnnnnnnyyyyyyy

Author's Response: Thank youuuuuuuuuu!

Draco, The Babysitter by mgle_teacher

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 475 Reviews
Summary: After a potion goes awry, Draco finds himself as the newly appointed babysitter of one Hermione Granger, age: 4. As if that wasn't humiliating enough, his wand is confiscated by Potter and he is forced to do everything the dreaded Muggle way.

Note to my readers: This story has been on hiatus forever due to a variety of factors. I do hope to finish it some day, but don't hold your breath. Also, this is NOT a Dramione nor will I change it to be one. Lastly, I am in the process of rewriting this story so bear with me.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 10/14/07 Title: Chapter 8: Structure and Routine

*cringe* Poor draco, or as i should say, fewet. I love this story

Author's Response: XD Thanks!

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 10/14/07 Title: Chapter 9: Tea Time with Meow

*cringe* I love ron's reaction. It is soo like him to freak out. I love how draco's dragon was called scorpios, then meow. I love how hermione was scared of ron. I love it.

Author's Response: Thanks so much. I\'m glad you like it.

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 10/23/07 Title: Chapter 10: Fewat v. Won-Won

awwwwww, is this gonna end in dramione?? that would be cool. i hope ye will.

Author's Response: Hmm...actually, it's not. It would be nice for all the Dramioners but it's not - I decided that a long time ago. -hugs-

Draco The Red-Faced Slytherin by Just Tink

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 16 Reviews
Summary: Who would have thought hair was so important? Draco's hair was always perfect, but what would happen to him if it was ruined? A parody of 'Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer', for the Winter Challenge: Christmas Carol Parody by Just Tink of Hufflepuff House.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/11/07 Title: Chapter 1: Draco The Red-Faced Slytherin

smeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love it- short, sweet, simple, and funny. looneylike

Author's Response: glad you liked it! Thanks for the review.

A Letter of Complaints by izzyblue24

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
Summary: Two Letters of Complaints, a plot change, one letter, a lot of complaints. There you have it my little one shot about what would happen if some great and all powerful fan fiction author were to make it's little charcters write a letter of complaints.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 10/14/07 Title: Chapter 1: The One and Only Chapter

poor voldy and ron. i agree though, exept for a couple- most of those are annoying

Author's Response: thanks... I think... umm, yeah, thanks for the review! ~izzy

Christmas Kisses by Kerichi

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 45 Reviews

Early Christmas morning, not a Malfoy or Weasley was stirring...except Draco and Ginny, who met for Christmas breakfast and ended up making a meal of Christmas kisses.

*A Tale of Two Matchmakers holiday outtake*

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 01/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Christmas Kisses

Thanks for the ficlet fluffcicle! I love Draco/Ginny and Matchmakers, but this was so cute! Christmas morning spent in Daddy's workshop. Yay for us crazy D/G shippers!

Author's Response: I prefer to think D/G shippers are like the Phantom of the Opera, saying Let your mind start a journey through a strange, new world...Leave all thoughts of the (canon) you knew before...Let your soul take you where you long to be... :)

On the Life and Times of Gary the Green : The Ballad of a Gnome by Mind_Over_Matter

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 8 Reviews
‘Twas in a small town (a Gnome Town that is),

On an oddly cool, dark morn in June.

Today, gnomes fell upwards (instead of down, see),

And the day was lit up by the moon.

As a species, gnomes are pretty much unappreciated, considered nothing but little pests who closely resemble root vegetables.

One gnome, however, proves that his kind are more than this, as he sets out and conquers the world beyond his villiage.

This is an entry for the Ballad Challenge in Poetry Anyone. I am Mind_Over_Matter of Ravenclaw.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: The One, the Great, Gary the Green

this is an amazingly long and master-ish poem. i would never have bee able to keep going for so long, especially with rhymes. good job.

Luna Lovegood and the Charmed Circle by Hotrav

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 15 Reviews

Luna Lovegood's wedding is just weeks away. She must juggle wedding plans, running a business, locating one of her dearest friends, and living up to the secret deal that made her the editor of her own newspaper.

For the wedding date is just a week before the culmination of that secret pact Luna had made with two of her former D.A. schoolmates. The secret pact caused Luna to drop out of school during her seventh year. A deal that will put Luna up against the powers-that-be at the Ministry of Magic and the Daily Prophet. A deal that may eventually cost her the family business: The Quibbler.

The main story takes place three and a half years after the final battle with the Deatheaters and the final defeat of Thomas Marvolo Riddle.

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1 - The Blonde Boggart

This is for the whole story; i,ve all ready read it. you really did luna the justice that she was cheated in the real hp books. i must say, as much as i love jkr, i was furious at the lack of luna development. coming from one who derived her penname from luna, i can only give you my utmost praise and implore you to contiue updating as fast as possible. i am going to add somethig to my pro advertising this story and its captivating origanal character 'albi'. that is now my only luna ship. i really hope you read this, as this story truely changed my view of luna and the books for ever.
tha looney one

A Tale of Two Matchmakers: Christmas Reunion by Kerichi

Rated: 6th-7th Years • 42 Reviews

Sequel to A Tale of Two Matchmakers

Seven years later....

Blaise fears Terry wants a divorce, Luna is hiding a secret from Wesley, and Draco is tired of idiots saying his son has pink hair! Ginny's solution? Call the curls reddish blond and invite their friends to the Malfoy mansion for Christmas.


Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 01/21/08 Title: Chapter 1: Christmas Reunion

I need one of those avvies for pink haired babies!!! lol, I might have to make one myself!

As usual, I loved your stories, especially the reference to matchmakers - the seventh veil that Blaise needed to transfigure fro someones scarf...lol. Little Drakey needs a story of his own, an I want to know more about Blaise and Terry's baby!!! Write a ficlet pleasepleaseplease *shamelessly begs like a 3 yearold*

Wesley in the Santa suit scaring little "Reddish blond" Drake was really cute... poor guy.

All in all, another wonderful fic!

Author's Response: Thank you! You know he\'d grow up to be a heartbreaker. :D I WILL write a Spanish Holiday sequel this year. It\'s a resolution, and after that family tree posted by Jo, an antidote to depression, LOL. (I write a George/Alicia Angsty Romance which could\'ve been canon until she got creepy by pairing George up with his twin\'s girl!)

Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 119 Reviews
Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 10/09/07 Title: Chapter 9: Chapter 8: Draco, Nervous Nelly

I've been following this for awhile now, and you're ggod. 'Honey Bun' and 'Sunshine'! There are 2 ways to view that: funny and creul. I't's funny. Hope to see the next chappie soonish!!

It's Not Meant to Be by hpluver365

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 15 Reviews
Summary: Harry vents his angst over what’s expected of him through poetry. As the time of the Final Battle draws nearer, he becomes more and more nervous and tentative to continue on the path he walks. The help people give him, the hope they send his way, none of it is enough for Harry on this particular day. He finally loses it and this poem shows what he really feels, deep down inside where no one has seen before.

Note: The violence and character death warnings are because part of Harry’s rant concerns the killing of Voldemort.

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 01/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: It's Not Meant to Be

just, wow. I don't believe it, that was
a m a z i n g.

You really captured Harry's feelings, if exagerated. I sang it as I read it, and it sounded pretty good like that too!

Off to read more poetry!

A Loyal Companion by GryffindorsHeir

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 8 Reviews
Summary: Maris is a twenty year old Auror recruit struggling to produce a corporal Patronus, which is mandatory for her to graduate her Auror training program.
One day, while on an emergency assignment Maris is forced into action. Can she save her life and the life of her fellow Auror?

This was my June One-Shot Challenge submission for the MNFF Beta Boards. I didn't place but it was fun writing it and I hope you enjoy it! :)
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

exellent! not every one could come up with such an exeptional origanal character and communicate that character in a on-shot. i hope you write more about maris and grace

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

exellent! not every one could come up with such an exeptional origanal character and communicate that character in a on-shot. i hope you write more about maris and grace

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 01/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1


I loved it. The whole thing with the training and the Patronus, and Phoenix, and all of it was wonderful!!!

I loved it, and you did great introducing the scenario and the flashbacks.

I have nothing bad to say about this fic at all. Good job, and Happy writing!

A Spark of Bravery by hpluver365

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 5 Reviews
Summary: When Neville is confronted by a dementor while patrolling in the Ministry of Magic he is forced to fight it off…alone. Can he muster up a happy enough memory? Can he stay focused whilst reliving his worst experience ever?

Written for The Best Patronus Ever Challenge by hpluver365 of Gryffindor.

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/10/07 Title: Chapter 1: A Spark of Bravery

you really brought neville to life here. that is great back story, with trevor and all. i wonder if neville realizes that trevor protected him by gving him happy memories to feed the patronus??

Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 01/22/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Spark of Bravery

*crys* That was beautiful! I loved how you made Trevor so much more than "The toad Uncle Algie gave me". He always was underapreciated, and it makes Nevile's constant search more believeable.

I Lurve It!! Good job, and Happy writing!

A Quest For Ice Cream by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 122 Reviews
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/02/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

i luv it. the play on monty python was priceless. you might want to explore that idea further *nudgenugdewinkwink* ta-thalooneyone

Author's Response: AHAHAHAHA, yes! I adore Monty Python, and I really ought to do an entirely Python inspired story at some point. If you like Python, you might like \"The Dark Lord\'s Blog,\" a very silly story I wrote. Love the username, by the way.

In Loving Memory by PadfootBaby

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 30 Reviews
Summary: What I hope is an appropriate send-off for the loved ones we lost in Deathly Hallows. Hope you like it.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills!
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: In Loving Memory

omg!! i felt like crying all over again. you really captured the heart of all of those heros. you have an amazing talent for poetry, even with rhyme. kudos to you for this loving memorial.

Author's Response: Thank you! This was probably my easiest poem to write so far; all of it just came to me one day. I\'m glad you like it so much! Thanks for the review (and for the kudos! ^_^)

Intertwining Fates by x_lily_evans_x

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 87 Reviews
Summary: Five people from the different walks of life. One, born of the noble, was pampered; one, born of the dark, was disgraced; one, born of the ordinary, was extraordinary; one was cursed; and one… well, liked cheese.

Five children, five lives. Add five yellowish envelopes with green writing, and their fates are intertwined forever.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 10/22/07 Title: Chapter 1: Prologue

I loved it!!! Looking forward to more, and I liked how you included Lily- a lot of marauder fics Don't include her untill much later!! Good job :)

Author's Response: Thanks! I wanted to get everyone\'s thoughts and views. Besides, Lily\'s point-of-view seems like a very interesting one. Thanks for the review! (: