Yo!! I really like reading people's long, random, and generally meaningless bios, so I'm not gonna skip this like I would otherwise. Ummmmmm, my parents are totally paranoid about online stalkers and stuff, so I'm way not allowed to say my name or anything. That’s also why I didn't fill in any IM boxes. Not because they don’t let me, because I don't have any. *graciously accepts groans of sympathy* Anyway, this is probably getting boring even for insane wierdos like me so I'll stop.
Ok... *cue scary music* Shipping!!! I'll do this in list format:
H/G- love it
R/Hr- love it
H/Hr- can't stand it at all!!!!!!
L/N- OK, I'll take it
D/H- every once in a while
H/S- if she's overage, and it's nice
G/D- again, if it's nice [I'd like to commend gypsybaby21 for singlehandedly showing me that this ship can be well written
G/S-I'm still in denial that this actually exists
Slash/Femmeslash- nothing against anybody, but this just isn't my thing
If I've forgotton your ship, tell me about it and I'll put it up.
Now, my favorite part: COPY AND PASTE ITS! YAY!!!!!!! [
I do believe youre getting a very accurate picture of my patchy and questionable sanity]
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, tha_looney_one
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
( )_( )
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is scared I'll take over. If this description fits you as well as it fits me and your pround of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You laugh because im different I laugh because you’re all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your pro. [come on, you know your guilty]
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!If you've actually said this to someone, copy and this into your pro. Bonus points if they asked.
75 percent of America are Republicans and think Bush is right. If you are part of the 25 percent that are Democrats, copy and paste this into your profile. Then add your name:
Mrs. Optimus Prime, tha_looney_one
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
[i dont actually think this but it was so funny i couldnt resist]
Chaos, panic, disorder...... my work here is done.
thats all for now! [dun dun dun] ta!
PS- please R&R my faves, but I might actually have a story up soon!! *collective intake of breath*
Summary: In love and in Quidditch, being the first to catch the Snitch does matter. Yet it does not necessarily mean a win.
this is really touching. its more than a missing moment fic, though. i just sort of realized that in all our 'oh yay, ron and mione got together parties, we never paid a thought topoor old viktor. an exelllent story overall. keep writing
Summary: Just a little thing I started in my spare time, but it turned out pretty good. A poem/rap about the history of the Marauders, their legacy, and the answers all us Potterheads are waiting for! Hope you like it!
Author's Response: Thanks!
Summary: Lily thought she was in for a boring summer... but James Potter had other ideas. Love Letters, with a rather bizarre twist.
*takes a deep calming breath* OMG THAY WAS SO AMAZINGLY HILARIOUS!!! I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!!!!
Especially the "my loathing" bit- teehee!! I look forward to the rest!
*more calming breaths, minus the rant* This one is equally good- I like how you incorperated Sirius, Remus, and SPEW. Lily is Hermione-ish [I don't know if that's what you meant, but oh well]. Her boy situation, for one, is strikingly similar. *sniggers* Sorry. I'll stop now.
*calms* *but is still scared in a good way* I thought that Char [who is really a facinating character to begin with- I should have mentioned her earlier]'s predicament is very funny and Lily's last letter is freakin hilarious!!!! More, plllleeeaaassseeeee? I will be eagerly awaiting the conclusion. PPLLLEEAAASSSEE???
Summary: People come to Borgin and Burkes for a reason. One rainy day Lavender Brown walked in.
A FINALIST IN THE ONE SHOT BORGIN & BURKES CHALLENGE
this is a really touching story. i like how you used a minor character like lavender to personify the gryffindor spirit and ideals. keep writing.
“I’ve grown accustomed to her face…” is the line from ‘My Fair Lady’ that inspired, being proof that snarky and romantic are not a contradiction in terms.
*Rated for the 'D' word (another quote, :D) used in the note before the poem.*
aaaaawwwww.... At first I wasn't sure if I like this poem - one of my best friends was Henry Higgins in the school play last year, but you really did it well. I think I am going to have to read More Than a Feeling. Good job, AGAIN!
Author's Response: You read poetry voluntarily! I heart you. :)
More Than a Feeling won a Quicksilver Quill award for Best Marauder Era Fiction, if that helps convince you to read. ^_~
Summary: One night in the Marauders' fifth year...
A bit of fluff and laughs.
Summary: The second addition to "The Inverted Boggart" story. Hermione finds herself in the most unusual situation with Snape, when facing a Boggart that turns into people's deepest desire, instead of their deepest fear. HG/SS
*whimpers. alot.* well, that was awkward, now, wasnt it?? good writing though.
Summary: The eve of Won-Won’s “coming-of-age” birthday, Hermione questions her diminishing hopes of rekindling a friendship between Ron and herself. In her meticulously neat, slanted cursive, she fluently inscribes her ulterior emotions and thoughts into her diary as she looks on Ron’s love life. One-shot.
I really like it- it is soo muck like Hermione to over-analyze stuff like that, and we really don't get a lot of the inner termoil that she must have had in book 5. love it
Author's Response: I think I may have overdone it... :P But thank you very much.. I\'m really glad you like it.
Summary: When Professor Snape takes ill, an odd subsitute takes his place. The assignment she gives the students is like no other: create a potion representing yourself. Ron Weasley has the perfect idea. But will his potion be a success or a dismal failure?
Written for In-House Challenge-- The Perfect Gryffindor Spirit.
This perfectly represents ron as a student. Wouldnt it have been funny if he got a good grade and no one knew it was butterbeer. Gred and Forge would be proud!!! love it. ta- tha_looney_one
Summary: Oh how can I lure you to Read and Review?
When this was first penned all its clichés were new.
There’s angst laced with humour and tender enchantment,
The grammar and lexicon serve as enhancement.
And who could object to Snape’s wholesale redemption,
Or thoughts about sex – sufficient temptation?
PRACTICALLY THE OLDEST SNAPE-HERMIONE ON THE NET.
*crys* I can totally see how this sailed Sev/Hermione out of the harbour. It was beautiful. I think its funny how Ron was reading it aloud, and that all people in the hall could hear it.You mixed humour in with sincerity and love at every turn, and really brought Severus and Hermione to life through the letter. Originally, all cliches are considered good or different or funny, and I can see completely why so many people adopted your ideas. I think I have to read it again, to get the full impact. You have and had a gift to make everything seem genuine and alive. Congradulations, 7 years after completion, for a wonderful fic that will live on through the ages.
Summary: All is well in Hermione's life until she gets herself into detention with none other than Draco Malfoy. Another installment of The Inverted Boggart series.Humor
wowwwwwww. ummmmmmmmmm. i ALMOST, almost, but not quite, feel bad for malfoy. almost.
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
lovin the m&m reference from the origanal, and no, i didnt re read it before i reviewed this. this is gonna be good. with the endless possibilitys of suggestion, it can just keep comin back. looney like.
Author's Response: I like M&Ms....
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
meanie minnie!! *giggles a lot*
Author's Response: Fwahahaaha.
poor little censor. I know it died a couple chappies ago, but this one is not screaming "write about mee" at me, so i thought i'd give it some pity
Author's Response: *Tears* She just wanted to make cyberspace a better place uncluttered by Bellatrix\'s shockingly graphic statements.
heeeheeheee. funny. i like your user names for all of the death eaters; especially bella; lol =)
Author's Response: Thanks! The usernames were my favourite part to come up with! And speaking of usernames, I love yours!
Funny monkey. As always, of coarse, dear Schmergo. I've read this too many times to count, but it's still the best
Author's Response: Oh, I\'ve always wanted a looney to call me a funny monkey! SQUEE! My day is now made! I\'m so glad you like it!
*smirks* blondeD. *bursts out laughing hysterically*
Author's Response: It is fun to reread it when you know what\'s to come, eh?
*takes a couple long deep breaths to calm, an end up choking on a bit of pretzel* Anyway, that was, again, brilliant!!!! Lovin the Wierd Al.
Author's Response: Agahaahahaha, another Weird Al fan! Huzzah! Hope you survive your pretzel-y encounter.