Yo!! I really like reading people's long, random, and generally meaningless bios, so I'm not gonna skip this like I would otherwise. Ummmmmm, my parents are totally paranoid about online stalkers and stuff, so I'm way not allowed to say my name or anything. That’s also why I didn't fill in any IM boxes. Not because they don’t let me, because I don't have any. *graciously accepts groans of sympathy* Anyway, this is probably getting boring even for insane wierdos like me so I'll stop.
Ok... *cue scary music* Shipping!!! I'll do this in list format:
H/G- love it
R/Hr- love it
H/Hr- can't stand it at all!!!!!!
L/N- OK, I'll take it
D/H- every once in a while
H/S- if she's overage, and it's nice
G/D- again, if it's nice [I'd like to commend gypsybaby21 for singlehandedly showing me that this ship can be well written
G/S-I'm still in denial that this actually exists
Slash/Femmeslash- nothing against anybody, but this just isn't my thing
If I've forgotton your ship, tell me about it and I'll put it up.
Now, my favorite part: COPY AND PASTE ITS! YAY!!!!!!! [
I do believe youre getting a very accurate picture of my patchy and questionable sanity]
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, tha_looney_one
-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You know you live in 2007 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
( )_( )
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!
Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is scared I'll take over. If this description fits you as well as it fits me and your pround of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
You laugh because im different I laugh because you’re all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your pro. [come on, you know your guilty]
Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!If you've actually said this to someone, copy and this into your pro. Bonus points if they asked.
75 percent of America are Republicans and think Bush is right. If you are part of the 25 percent that are Democrats, copy and paste this into your profile. Then add your name:
Mrs. Optimus Prime, tha_looney_one
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.
If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
[i dont actually think this but it was so funny i couldnt resist]
Chaos, panic, disorder...... my work here is done.
thats all for now! [dun dun dun] ta!
PS- please R&R my faves, but I might actually have a story up soon!! *collective intake of breath*
Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.
*smirks* Funny dream. funny.
*evil cackles* You can't destroy satan, he has to teach me how to take over the world first.
hehehehe, that is a little creepy. this is intereting, and wtf with the Ron/Draco????
Funny monkey!! That is, unfortunetly, all I can say.
*twitch twithch* I feel bad for the wizarding world- they're goin down, if Ron and Drakie have to confess to each other. *twitch*
Summary: What happens when a Boggart turns into your deepest desire, instead of your deepest fear? Snape is about to find out...
that is sooooooo incredibly random!!!!!!!!!!!!! looney like. keep writing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Summary: She could walk through the graveyard without blinking, bypassing the graves of fallen childhood friends. She could walk through the halls of Hogwarts without missing a step, tracing back a path to her first day as she rushed through the school. She could even make her way to the Forbidden Forest and trample through it, ignoring the splashes and stains that still marred the aged trees and wasted ground. But Hermione cannot make herself face the Great Lake, calm on this balmy summer day, where she had watched three people she had slowly grown to love fade from existence. Character Death within. Post-Hogwarts.
i dont cry easily, but this brought tears to me. good job, seren
Summary: 'There is no black and white, Blaise.' Hermione teaches Blaise that she knows about hatred and discrimination. Warning for historical references to racism.
you amaze me yet again, seren. that is all i can say
Summary: Draco steals something from Professor McGonagall and in hiding it, finds himself in a very interesting predicament. One-shot
tee hee. funnnnnyyyyyyy. looney like.
Summary: Albus Dumbledore takes one last look at his beloved students before he sets out to the light
Winner - Best Slytherin Drabble on the Quartet Drabble Challenge
this is amazing, i loved how you took our beloved characters and used them to personify the best in each house's ideals. i especially liked ravenclaw, with cho's calm acceptance of luna's beliefs
Summary: Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)
you really captured harry's grief in that. i was sniffling the whole way through, and i dont cry alot, so thats saying something. you can really convay emotion through your writing. keep going
Oh no! Ginny has found her in an emergency situation of dire need. Harry lies before her and Ron and Hermione are long gone. Whatever shall she do? Well, it looks like Ginny is feeling a bit Dramatic.
*giggling* That was funny. Babbling Beverage has so much potencial, yes? I recently read a somewhat similar fic called The Flying Lesson that I really think you would like. Voldy gets stung by a billywig, which seems to have interesting effects. Anyway, your story was really good and I'll be searching for more!!
Summary: Challenge #4- for Hufflepuff house.
The inspiration for this version of "12 Days" is one of my favorite xmas tunes "The 12 Pains of Christmas". At the end of each stanza, the lines in parentheses are Harry's musings on the gifts of that day. I fixed the 8th day, thanks everyone!
*re-assures family that I'm not choking*
That was one of those that makes me emit wierd noises that almost convinced my brother that the house was haunted. That only happens when something really funny jumps out at me when I'm not prepared (ie, that last line =) ). Happy writing!!
Summary: There's no better Christmas gift than a first kiss. A special Ron/Hermione Christmas one-shot to keep you warm - no misteltoe required. Special Christmas Update 12/25/05: "Ron's Secret" - a special illustration by yours truly!
usually im not a fluff but this is really good! its the first really good r/hr fluff fic ive read so kudos to you
On the First Day of Christmas my House-elf Gave to Me by pandafan81
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 35]
Summary: Response to Winter Snows Challenge #4 for Hufflepuff House Harry sat under the Christmas tree, thinking of all the gifts Dobby and Kreacher had been bestowing upon him over the last few days. As he surveyed the pile of so-called presents, he began to sing…
Warning: Reviewers report incidents of falling off chairs and soda coming out of noses due to reading this fic. You've been warned.
*gets up off ground, grumbling and pondering why I even read humor, as it's incredibly painful when done well* Well, you did warn me. *sighs* Anway, I thought that after seeing this prompt a billion times, it would get old, but every single one I've read has been completely origanal. Kudos to you for this interesting POV.
Author's Response: Thank you. Hopefully it wasn\'t too painful when you fell! :)
Summary: Hermione starts sending Ron presents, and he doesn't know why. What happens when he finds out it's for a Muggle tradition called the Twelve Days of Christmas? Please R&R! Thanks everyone for reading, and extra thanks to those who reviewed! Submitted for challenge 4 by amortentia of Hufflepuff
omg! this is pretty funny!! you are really good at doing things from rons pov. looney like!!
Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.
* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *
(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)
Good Lord. That was amazing. This really is for the whole fic, since I couldn't stop and review when there was another chapter calling me.
I adore Draco/Ginny and I will never again ship him or Ginny or Luna or Neville or Terry or Blaise[who will always be a girl] with anyone else ever again!!! Crabbe and Goyle will always be big babies instead of brainless minions.
I was deprived of internet for two whole hours in the middle of the chapter when Molly and Arthur [very cute, by the way, if somewhat disturbing :D] found out about Draco. I went insane. It was torture, and then as soon as I regained Mugglenet, I ran off to read for another couple of hours. More than was allowed, I must admit:D!
I also lurve the way the trio were the antagonists for a while. it's so refreshing - they always get to be the good guys!
Snape and Loreli was cool too... that first scene with them kissing scarred me for life, but that's OK :p! I thought Loreli *hem* Ronan would have been Ginny's best friend, if they'd been the same age or if "Ronan" had been there for longer. Personally, I would have had Ginny let the Ronan thing slip to Loreli.
"Professor Manny Randy Hands"... OMG, you are funny. That was a little scary, but I loved it all the same!! Manny Randy Hands...*giggles*
I loved all the Shakspeare [probably misspellled] and other muggle quotes you put in. They really fit the story, and gave a great excuse for Draco and Ginny and others to quote at each other.
The holiday in Spain was...wow. Just, awesome. Even Rico Suave was done amazingly, even though...*ahem*.
Eddy and Cissy were my least favorites, but seriously, *shudders* they are two rich drunks who call their sixteen year olds "sweetie darlings" *shudders* Who can't not hate them? Shopping and alcohol addicts... majeezus. And Lucius was, well, Lucius in cannon. I always have him be nice, but you did him evil very well.
Marisol was evil genius - she was just that touch of dark that separates pure fluff from actual romantic fanfic. Crazy lady... it was very creepy when she kept calling Draco "lover". I would have loved to see Ginny give her a couple of slaps before the end came, though.
I really loved the scene(s) where Gred and Forge walked in on Draco and Ginny kissing in the workshop. *grins stupidly* "It takes a prat to know a prat"... too true :D!
The norse mythology was really cool too - "Frey", "Freyja" and "Gerd". I just noticed how close "Gred" is to "Gerd". Funny coincidence.
I felt rather bad for Blaise and Terry at Hogwarts... you were very mean to them, but it made them very real.
Wesley and Luna was also done well - I never saw Luna as a romantic, but Wesley was perfect for her, and you wrote him perfectly too. Her daydreams were most amusing. At least they're in the same house, lucky musketeers. And, they were the only ones who could be together publically for the whole thing... *acusing glare* you went easy on them!
Sybil and Cap- Professor James Hook... well, it was origanal. I loved him comments in her Divination class, they were so what I would say. "I hear the blood rushing through vessels in my ear"... lol.
Colin and the "Indies" were great additions to the story - where would the Scooby Gang be without half its members? I hope that Scrappy and Scooby get together and live long, happy lives, as well as Shaggy and Velma. The ferret in the hospital... I get the feeling one of Lucius' associates or maybe *crosses fingers* Lucius himself will not be bothering Draco too much any more.
Before I ramble on anymore, I'll just say that you are an amazing writer with lots of talent, and you should consider original writing, because it would probavly hit the best seller lists. Now I'm off to read the rest of your Matchmaker universe fics!!! Tata for now!
Author's Response: You brought to mind one of my fave Princess Brides quotes. No, there is too much. Let me sum up. You did it with a brilliance and eloquence Inigo would envy, and left me with a huge smile and the urge to print the review and put it on my refrigerator. :)
I won\'t, though, because I don\'t want anyone wondering what was so *disturbing* about Arthur and Molly, LOL or worse--wanting to read the story! :D
My New Year\'s Resolution is to write a novel, so when I sell it, I\'ll know who to hit up to buy a copy! ^_~
Thank you for being awesome!
The Acromantula and its Ability to Consume the Most Repulsive Beasts on This Earth by Mind_Over_Matter
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 23]
Summary: Intelligent, attractive, witty and classy first year, Draco Malfoy, has found himself stuck with the task of writing an essay for an incompetent, and frankly stupid teacher, Professor Quirrel.
what can i say? it was hilarious.
Summary: Have you ever wondered what would happen to Hogwarts and the entire magical world if Muggles found out about magic? The Wizards have only one thing to say to their non-magical bretheren.
Poetry is not really my forte, but when I had the idea for this, I knew I had to write it in this form. Enjoy, and please review!
Funny monkey. I like it- you really thought this one out [or maybe not *shiftyeyes*] It is true though- Hogwarts is a little out dated tech wise.
Summary: Would you die to save a girl you hardly know? Would you step in front of her and protect her from your own father…the man who shaped you, and led you into a life that you wish you did not have? Will Draco Malfoy? We shall see. One - Shot.
I feel like I've betrayed something, but I'm falling in love with Draco/Ginny. *shudders* You're right, of course, that it wouldn't happened, but D/G has to be OOC, right? I LOVED IT!!! I felt so bad for Harry at the beginning but you wrapped everything else. I also like Draco's speech at the end: " But you got all the glory..". But Draco got Ginny :P. You made it so good, cause sometimes [I wouldnt know, but I can imagine] in those kinda times, you dont think about who you're crying on, as long as you're crying on someone. I LOVED IT!!! *squees* I have a friend in my madness of D/G!!