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08/02/07

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Yo!! I really like reading people's long, random, and generally meaningless bios, so I'm not gonna skip this like I would otherwise. Ummmmmm, my parents are totally paranoid about online stalkers and stuff, so I'm way not allowed to say my name or anything. Thatís also why I didn't fill in any IM boxes. Not because they donít let me, because I don't have any. *graciously accepts groans of sympathy* Anyway, this is probably getting boring even for insane wierdos like me so I'll stop.

Ok... *cue scary music* Shipping!!! I'll do this in list format:
H/G- love it
R/Hr- love it
H/Hr- can't stand it at all!!!!!!
L/N- OK, I'll take it
D/H- every once in a while
H/S- if she's overage, and it's nice
G/D- again, if it's nice [I'd like to commend gypsybaby21 for singlehandedly showing me that this ship can be well written
G/S-I'm still in denial that this actually exists
Slash/Femmeslash- nothing against anybody, but this just isn't my thing
If I've forgotton your ship, tell me about it and I'll put it up.

Now, my favorite part: COPY AND PASTE ITS! YAY!!!!!!! [
I do believe youre getting a very accurate picture of my patchy and questionable sanity]

-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

-If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

-Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, tha_looney_one

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.


You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.


( )_( )
(='.'=)
(")_(")
This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.
SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is scared I'll take over. If this description fits you as well as it fits me and your pround of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

You laugh because im different I laugh because youíre all the same. If you've actually laughed out loud at someone for this reason, copy and paste this into your pro. [come on, you know your guilty]

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!If you've actually said this to someone, copy and this into your pro. Bonus points if they asked.

75 percent of America are Republicans and think Bush is right. If you are part of the 25 percent that are Democrats, copy and paste this into your profile. Then add your name:
Mrs. Optimus Prime, tha_looney_one

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off.

If Orlando Bloom said breathing was uncool, half the female population would die. If you think Orlando Bloom looks, acts, and sounds like a constipated ape, paste this into your profile.
[i dont actually think this but it was so funny i couldnt resist]

Chaos, panic, disorder...... my work here is done.

thats all for now! [dun dun dun] ta!
tha_looney_one

PS- please R&R my faves, but I might actually have a story up soon!! *collective intake of breath*


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Ultimatum by Marauder

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 66 Reviews
Summary: Sirius has loved Remus for a couple of years, and James is sick of watching his best friend suffer. So he gives him an ultimatum: Sirius has a few hours to tell Remus, or else James will. Fic also includes Peter, McGonagall, Andromeda, Tonks as a little kid, Regulus, and cameos from Filch and Lily.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 01/31/08 Title: Chapter 1: Ultimatum

*sobs*

Your pieces - all of them - are the first slash I've ever read, and you have comepletely convinced me to read more of it. I absolutely love all of them - I'll review the others in more detail in their own little boxes.

First of all, I adore McGonagall's reaction to Sirius' letter - and her comment about Binns. It shows that wry sense of humor we saw in the "It unscrews the other way" quote in OOTP.

The letter was truely IC for Sirius. He can be serious, but he injects a little humor into it all the same [the PS - lol]. His blunt honesty was totally how he would put that sort of thing.

The beginning was awesome too - "The Potter-Black Daily Har Ritual". It introduced the situation really well, including Sirus and Remus' sexuality.

My favorite line?

"I would like to state, for the record, that you have an amazingly sezy arse."

or [I cant decide]

8. You can concern yourself much, much, much later with the appearance of Lupin's hind quarters.

lol. Good job!



Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 01/31/08 Title: Chapter 1: Ultimatum

*sobs*

Your pieces - all of them - are the first slash I've ever read, and you have comepletely convinced me to read more of it. I absolutely love all of them - I'll review the others in more detail in their own little boxes.

First of all, I adore McGonagall's reaction to Sirius' letter - and her comment about Binns. It shows that wry sense of humor we saw in the "It unscrews the other way" quote in OOTP.

The letter was truely IC for Sirius. He can be serious, but he injects a little humor into it all the same [the PS - lol]. His blunt honesty was totally how he would put that sort of thing.

The beginning was awesome too - "The Potter-Black Daily Har Ritual". It introduced the situation really well, including Sirus and Remus' sexuality.

My favorite line?

"I would like to state, for the record, that you have an amazingly sezy arse."

or [I cant decide]

8. You can concern yourself much, much, much later with the appearance of Lupin's hind quarters.

lol. Good job!



Severus Snape and the Morning Routine by Loz

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 24 Reviews
Summary: Everyone does something when they start the day. So what does Snape do? The first appearance of Severus Snape's "Fuzzy Bat Slippers" occurs in this story - so if you've heard about them, blame me. Originally posted in the "Snape's PoV" thread on Mugglenet's Official forums - CoSForums.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Severus Snape and the Morning Routine

funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
looney like



Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Severus Snape and the Morning Routine

funnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
looney like



Swapping with Snape by Loz

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 401 Reviews
Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/26/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, had too get that out of my system. this is gonna be weird, thats for sure. im looking forward to it.



To Sever the Lining from a Cloud by Textualsphinx

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 57 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: This tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.













WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: One shot

this almost made me cry, and thats saying something. you have a real aptude for writing, you might want to carry it into the real world.



A Very Harry Christmas by Jase

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 203 Reviews
Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)
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The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 3: How The Snape Stole Christmas

you are brilliant. that is all i can possibly say.



Vold's first Death Muncher Meeting by CallingMidnight

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 46 Reviews
Summary: Voldemort and crew try to think up a name, they play a death defying game of truth or dare ... etc. READ AND REVIEW and tell me if I should write something else, because I've got some ideas ... liiiiikkkkkeeee maybe Voldemort's first attempt at a bad deed or something. Anyway. Tell me what you think ... READ IT, REVEIW IT!! =P
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: One

tee hee hee hee hee...... im laughing to hard to make any comprehensable comments



What Really Happened in the Third-Floor Corridor by Artimus Moneytrouser

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 18 Reviews
Summary: What that J.K. Lady DIDN'T want you to know. A short little parody of the now-famous ending to the first book.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 10/08/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Only Chapter

nothing can beat a good ol' spoof on our most beloved piece of lit. And he died. Perfect, just perfect.



A Muggle's Encounter with Platform 9 and 3/4 by VoldemortsPatronus

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 46 Reviews
Summary: Trains, crazy old janitors, Fred and George mooning someone, this fic has it all. With Wizards all around them, Muggles are bound to see something weird everyonce in a while. This short story is taken from the beginning of Goblet of Fire.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/07/07 Title: Chapter 1: Waiting for Jovie

i have read this 4 times now and it has brought tears of laughter to my eyes every one of them. thank you for that.



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Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/09/07 Title: None

you are soooooo riht about all of these. the only thing i might disagree with is fluffy draco- if thats done well it can be ok



The Dungeon Scene by Head_Fwooper

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 20 Reviews
Summary: Harry, Hermione, Luna and Snape have all been accidentally locked up in a dungeon at Hogwarts with know way of making communication with the outside world. Who will go mad first? When will Luna stop fingering her damned Butter beer necklace? How many fights will Harry and Snape endure before one discovers the use of a silencing charm? And, most importantly, what was that mysterious ball of light? Iím crazy. This was a challenge submitted by Seren and can be viewed on MNFF forums at http://fanfiction.mugglenet.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=14. Attempt it and you can be crazy too!
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot challenge

funnyyyyyyyy



Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot challenge

funnyyyyyyyy



Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot challenge

funnyyyyyyyy



AHHHH GET THAT DORITO AWAY! by iamsuchadork

Rated:38 Reviews
Summary: What will happen when Harry has to face his fear of a certain muggle snack at school? Who will find out? Who will tell the whole school?
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: The Snack Machine

hee he he hee. doritos!!!! looneylike



Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 2: To ask or not to Ask

funny monkey. really this time



Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 3: Learning to Deal

ttteeeeeeeeehhheeeeeeeee looneylike



My Magnificent Plan by Wintermute

Rated:37 Reviews
Summary: The final battle against the Dark Lord has come. Harry is just about to take revenge on Peter Pettigrew, when suddenly Dumbledore reminds him of the big plan - the magnificent plan! ::all Harry Potter conspiracy theories ever compromised in one hilarious story!::
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 09/09/07 Title: Chapter 1: -

that has got to be all of them. i especially liked the peter/petunia part. all hail tha magnificent plan!! looneylike



~A Pay Out To All Those Annoying Over-Used Plots~ by _SkittleZ_

Rated:39 Reviews
Summary: PLEASE OH PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!! 6TH CHAPPIE DONE!!! We've all heard those annoying Death-Curse.com over-used plot bunnies...but what would it be like if you had a story with all of them rolled into one? Read and find out! Cheers :D
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/12/07 Title: Chapter 1: Episode 1 - A new Hermione

this is random. looney like random. keep writing



Evil Villainy for Dummies by Hermiones_Revenge

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 589 Reviews
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Reviewer: tha_looney_one Signed
Date: 08/04/07 Title: Chapter 1: So, you want to be an evil villain?

this is so perfectly neville. i love it. again. i mean come on its not like ive read this 4 times. ok so maybe i did..........
ta
tha looney one