Love, Luna by Marauder by Midnight
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 39]
Summary: Having a problem with a boyfriend? A girlfriend? Are those pesky Lubkin Snapzits bothering you? Luna Lovegood is here to help. An expert in all fields, ranging from pest control to homework help to wild emotions, Luna knows all.
Luna Lovegood, after her ordeal in Hidden, goes on to become an advice columnist of the Quibbler, using personal experience to teach desperate, helpless souls what she knows. Read problems submitted by members of MNFF and even suggest one yourself!
Chapter One - Destroyer of Pretty Girls
There's are so funny. Here's a submission:
Dear Luna,
I recently invented a potion that causes plants to grow very quickly. It's being regarded as the best Herbology break-through in centuries. It will cause Mandrakes to age quicker in order to reach maturity in a few days. I've been invited to demonstrate in front of a large room of first-class Herbologists exactly how to make the potion.
Here's my problem: I don't know how I did it! My brother had a cauldron brewing and I threw random ingredients into it, stirring whenver I felt like it. I then spilled some potion on a dandelion which grew quickly. I have no idea what I should do for the demonstration. My fame and reputation lies in your hands!
Sincerely,
Thorn_in_a_Rose.
