Hey my darling people who acutally decided to read this. My names Remi, Im 14 and a hopeless romantic (even though my life has nothing romantic about it) Im mainly hear to reveiw on the amazing storys MNFF has to offer.
I enjoy Lily/James storys the most and I Adore Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione a whole lot. Ocationally Ill be bored and read a humour fic but I WILL NEVER READ ANYHTING NOT CANNON. Like those wacky Harry/Hermione shippers theyre nuts. Other than that I've been wokring on stories just havent gotten around to giving them to a beta or typing them up on my computer. Other than that there still just little ramblings in a note book under my pillow penned in blue color pencil =)
Summary: The story of what happened between Lily Evans and Severus Snape their fifth year.
OH Lily and james and snape patroling alone, and togeher!! OH THE EXCITEMENT!!! Ah onward to teh next chapter!
Oh one thing to point out before i start my raving about this chapter.. It says James was a chaser not a seeker. Oh snap! Amazing chapter Im litterally at the edge of my chair! Nicely done witht he suspension and stuff. Can't wait for the next chapter!!
Aw thats soo cute.. its like there a brother and isster well in lilys thoughts.. i guess it would be weird if they went out seeing how close they are... so i guess it was never really ever ment to be between them cause they were such good friends i guess.. sorry if i confused you!! good chapter!!
Author's Response: I was a bit confused : ) But keep reading because things are going to happen...
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]
Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
Wow that was amazing as well all amazement!! I absolutely adore Phamtom so much!! Whne I go into the city in a few weeks im going to see it (ive already saw the movie one) My favorite song is your version of all i ask of you. If for some odd reason we ever meet i owe you a trip to see ever musical you have spoofed! You should join the cheesecakians were always looking for amazing people like you!
Author's Response: Wow, thank you! I\'m surprised you liked the \"All I Ask Of You\" because I thought that was my weakest one... and this whole spoof was my first spoof ever, so I\'m a little shy about it.
\r\nI always read the cheesecakians posts and I really enjoy them... I don\'t have an account on the MNFF main site, though, and I\'m not allowed to get one right now. :(
Ha remeber when I said I was going to see phantomn of the opera on broadwaay right? Well I literally just got back and it was amazing!! When we were in intermission when my grandpa and my stupid cousin who I hate so much were being all stone faced on the other side of me was this lasdy rachel and her husband steve and I told them about how much I love the musical and how I read a harry potter spoof of it but you and they said at the end of the play that they would read it cause it turns out there both english teachers!!
Author's Response: Hahaha, wow! That would be soooo cool... And congrats on getting to see \"Phantom!\" I\'ve never seen it live, but I just rewatched the DVD this weekend. Old pathetic me... tell me, was Raoul all pouncy-bootsish and flouncy? ^_^ Oh, by the way, I just found out that a school is performing my \"Hogwarts Musical\" today! I\'m so excited.
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
*calps hands ans stands on top of chair* BRAVOSMO!!! Ha i love reading your stories they always make me feel so awesomely joyous!! Keep up i would love to see a Hairspray one o fthis that would be funny actually make a Hairspray version of Half Blood Prince!! Awesome job can't wait for more!
Author's Response: Thank you! Half-Blood Prince would prob\'ly be perfecty for Harry-spray! I should think about that.
Summary: For the past six years, Lily Evans has put up with James Potter's pranking. But as her seventh year commences, she decides it's time to give James a taste of his own medicine.
Chapter 7 has finally been submitted!
A tiny sneek peek:
"Oh, come on now! Lily thought. “Just kiss me already,” she said audibly. James froze at her words and she, embarrassed beyond belief that her thoughts had spilled from her mouth, sat entirely still."
OH my dears! That was fantastic, I wouldve loved to be that tree just now! GOSH that little goodnight sent tingelies down my spine with its brilliantly writtenness! GOSH YOUR GOING ON MY FAVORITES NOW!! Although I'd like to add that that girl Dorcas's not on my favorites list..but well if i have to deal with her to get this magnificent story ill deal!!
Summary: It was insane. It was stupid. But he had to do it. Severus Snape knew he would never be able to live without knowing.
It all came down to her.
Oh my god. that was amazing!! Keep writing i could like feel how snape was as soon as he saw lily and james and harry!
Ah, Christmas. The season of joy and love. And Head Boy James Potter fully intends to use the loving atmosphere to his advantage by coming up with plans and using them to capture the heart of Lily Evans.
But since when do plans transfer beautifully from parchment to life?
Six plans become five, five become four, four become three, three become two, two become one, and then there are none.
Then his friends come to the rescue.
But of course.
James Potter had finally won Lily Evans’ heart.
OH MY GODNESS!!! AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOU! AND I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE YOUR WRITING!! This is totally what I needed after getting my dreams crushed by the guy of my dreams =D hopefully my life ends just like James with lily his for eternity!
Author's Response: Thank you! I hope things are all with with you and the guy of your dreams, though. And I hope all of us here will have our own happily-ever-afters, exactly modelled after our fluffy fantasies. (:
Summary: James and Lily didn't wake up one morning and find they were in love with each other...but two mornings in particular were a help. So were two letters written in purple ink.
Nice math joke i actually got it!! Ah another awesome one shot that i jsut found after i left you another review!! God I wish I could write like you..another one of my attempts jsut got rejected again..oh well onward to Not Another Cinderella Story!!! *jumps on horse and runs off to the distance*
Author's Response: Yay!!! (I\'m much more of a \"math\" person than most of my \"english\"y friends, so they usually don\'t get jokes like that. *tear* ) feel free to e-mail me your story if you want feedback...I\'m not a beta but I\'m good at constructive criticism. I\'m glad you like it and thanks for reviewing!
Summary: Love a duck! Will he stop at nothing? Voldemort is rapidly taking over, and his Death Eaters are killing Muggle-borns every day. The good news? A mysterious man, known only as The Phoenix, is rescuing people in the nick of time all over England.
Meanwhile, newlywed writer Lily Potter has troubles of her own. For one, her marriage is not turning out to be as great as she'd thought... for another, she's been blackmailed by an old "friend" into turning spy and discovering the Phoenix's true identity.
Thrills, spills, laughs, gasps, song lyrics, and good old swashbucklin' intrigue.
Inspired by Baroness Emmuska Orczy's excellent novel, "The Scarlet Pimpernel," and Frank Wildhorn and Nan Knighton's AMAZING musical by the same name.
But if you're not familiar with either, the story's just all the more suspenseful! All song lyrics used in this story are based on those by Wildhorn and Knighton
Cool...but wait i dont get it explain it to me again?
Author's Response: Hehehe, sorry! Okay, so Erasmus and Desiderius, masked and cloaked, are going to go kill the Tonks family, and Erasmus is talking about how the Phoenix is a guy who has been saving Muggle-borns before the Death Eaters can get to them. Then at the end, it turns out it wasn\'t really Desiderius but the Phoenix pretending to be Desiderius, and he knocked out the real Desiderius in the alley earlier. Yep.
Summary: James reflects on the little things that he loves about Lily...
Aww taht was soo sweet!! Is this gonna be a one shot or a story casue you most definatly can make this into a really good sotry with like 10 chapteres!! Good work!! I LOVE IT!
Author's Response: Thank you so much! This will most probably just be a oneshot...
Summary: Hermione reflects on her relationship with Ron, beginning with his walking out in DH.
SIMPLY MARVOULOUS!!! And yet after reading each of these stories on MNFF i curse myself for not ebing talented like you are.. leaving on that note, WHY MUST I NOT BE YOU *breaks down* Ah just kdding simply awesome i love this walk down memory lane =)
Author's Response: *blushes* Why, thank you! I\'m flattered, and I\'m glad you like it so much. :)
Summary: Harry spends a sleepless night at Ginny's bedside, with nothing but memories to keep him company.
Aww that was soo sweet!! Awesome writing!!
Author's Response: Thanks! I\'m glad you liked it!
Summary: The summer night before her wedding, Lily sits under a tree with James. A relaxing, happy one-shot about love and happiness.
... heaven forbid I ever forget how I love these things, how I love the intertwining of our hands and the way time has paused while we rest here before our lives take off and we stand to meet the world together.
Aww this is so *wipes tear from eye* touching!! You can completely see James and Lily just sitting under a tree being so in love! Keep writing like this and you can keep people like me in tears!! I really hope someone is like taht to me eventually.. and i always wanted a proposal like that one (it is right?) That was AWESOME and totally brigtened up my day!
Author's Response: It\'s actually not a proposal; they had been planning on getting married then for a while...that\'s why Lily is thinking about her wedding at the beginning of the story. When James says, \"Let\'s get married,\" he\'s joking kind of--as if he just though of it, even though they\'ve planned the whole wedding. I\'m really glad this story brightened up your day! It makes me happy too because I like trees and love and evening and James and Lily. And I hope so too. Thank you for reviewing!
Summary: A Spooky SPEW for the wonderful and amazing Beth!
James and Lily spend their first Halloween together as a couple. While James endeavors to find out what scares Lily, the couple learns more about each other.
Aww so sweet!! Is the last few lines kinda like a foreshadow? You know “I hope all of our Halloweens together are always so meaningful.”
after the Boggart showed Lily dead and you know they died on Halloween? Wow I actually never though I would use that term in real life geez my english teacher is getting to me!! Awesome story I just love these types of one shots!!
Summary: Christmas had always been their holiday. Now, coming home a year after ruining it all, Teddy Lupin runs into Victoire Weasley. Can he make everything right? Or will he lose her all over again?
monstrously cute!! Loved every minute of it11 axtally this is my first Victoire/Teddy fic and you totally set the amaezement factor!!
Author's Response: :D Thank you!
Summary: Lily Evans has problems. She sleepwalks, (and always ends up in strange places) she is disorganised, flunking Arithmancy, and, to her dismay, was made Head Girl. There is also the problem of James Potter, who refuses to stop asking her out. Will she ever pull herself together enough to give him a chance?
Ha i love your vesion of Lily a bit odd (exactly like me minus the amazing james potter prince charming thats in lvoe wiht me oh and the amazing red hair and green eyes) youve just created a lily just lke me!!
Author's Response: haha, a lot of people say that lily is like them, lily\'s personality is like me too! I huess she\'s like a lot of us. :) She just gets weirder throughout teh story tho. thx for review!
ha you have make milkshake come FLYING outta my nose! This chapter is funny as heck!! This Lily isss jusst like me perfectly except well im not a red head or have green eyes! Ah i love this lily!! but not as much as i love you and your milkshake-flying-outta-nose writing
Author's Response: Thank you so much!