Hey my darling people who acutally decided to read this. My names Remi, Im 14 and a hopeless romantic (even though my life has nothing romantic about it) Im mainly hear to reveiw on the amazing storys MNFF has to offer.
I enjoy Lily/James storys the most and I Adore Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione a whole lot. Ocationally Ill be bored and read a humour fic but I WILL NEVER READ ANYHTING NOT CANNON. Like those wacky Harry/Hermione shippers theyre nuts. Other than that I've been wokring on stories just havent gotten around to giving them to a beta or typing them up on my computer. Other than that there still just little ramblings in a note book under my pillow penned in blue color pencil =)
Summary: As Ron tries out his hand at Patronuses during the last D.A. meeting, a memory comes to mind that still brings a smile to his face.
I am beauty and brains of Gryffindor for the June One-Shot Challenge.
CUTE!!!! Aweosme one shot for ron and hermione!! That was aweosme too bad rons patronus isnt a weasel!
Author's Response: Aw thanks! I know! Wouldn\'t it have been so cool if it was? I think Mr. Weasley\'s is though...
Summary: Lily liked stability and security in her life. As Lily enters into her seventh year at Hogwarts, she’s eager to be surrounded once again by the same friends, students, classes, professors, and rules. Instead she finds her thoughts in disorder and feelings toward a particular Gryffindor student whirling dizzyingly around in her mind. It all started, and where this story begins, at the end of Lily’s sixth year where an unexpected conversation brings to light new information.
Ah MY GOD! amazing i am being reduced to a puddle of tears the suspence the romance just 2 word after reading that chapter simply amazing
Author's Response: Wow...thank you. It means a lot that my writing could make you feel something and experience the suspense of Lily\'s and James\'s romance.
ERG there not together yet!! Darn they better get back togheter!! I can't wait for the next chapter!!!! Wonderful writing well done!!
Author's Response: Sorry...no not together yet...lol. Don\'t worry they will get together, I\'m not changing cannon or anything. I just like to torture them a little bit longer, lol. Thanks so much for reviewing!
Oh my god youve out did yourself!! It was such an emotional Rollar coaster ride of emotions!! If Jo ever read this i bet she would be proud of you! Congratulations.. ah i just got my math review sheet all soaked with tears... Thank you for the amazing story =]
Author's Response: i hope u can still read your math review sheet - if not just tell your math teacher that I\'ll take all the blame for that, lol ;) Thank you so much for your comments!
Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
“Don’t you see? Ice cream is like… ice cream is like evil deeds. The worse it is, the better it is.” Aw gosh volders.. you crack me up!! Ahh my dear smergy!! How long has it been months I would guess? If you ever listen to elvis durran and the zmorning zoo there was an elvis list about rejected flavors for Ben and Jerrys and when I read this I though of that. You should listen!! Unless well its really a new york thing.. so well ya know.. Simply amazing.. I was thinking seeing as your definatly one of the most read people on MNFF you should write a brilliantly funny story about how voldemort meets that stupid loser crack pot whos greedy that works for WB (although arent they all like that;) and write a story about how volders avada kedavras his greedy butt?? AHH THAT WOULD BE SPLENDED!! Oh and I give you permission to use the word confuzzled and the group of people confuzzlistics (I made them up =) So we could co-own those words together! SImply amazing, like always really and I only let really special and awesome people use those words so you should be honoured *puts confuzzlistics crown on smergys head*
Author's Response: Mwahahaha, thank you! This story was ridiculously fun to write. I've never heard of Elvis Durran and the Zmorning Zoo, but it sounds kinda interesting... and I'm an insane lover of Ben and Jerry's (even toured the factory!) so that sounds like something that I'd like! I don't think I'd be allowed to write a story about Voldy AK-ing a Warner Bros. worker, but I can write a song about it and post it as an author's note or something on one of my upcoming stories. *Polishes confuzzlistics crown* AWESOME!!! I've always wanted to co-own an adorable word!
I remember in fifth grade, my teacher was trying to explain algebra to our class and no one got it. All of a sudden, one of the smartest kids in our class raised his hand and said in an extremely serious voice, "Mrs. Roberts? I'm confoozled." For some reason, this memory will always stick in my head.
Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!
Intersting Congrats on winnning now i see why!!
Summary: “And that,” Potter said, his glasses slightly fogged, “was the best kiss I’ve ever had.”
Lily was smiling, too. “Oddly enough, Potter, I share the same sentiments as you.”
Lovely use of loop holeage!! Wonderful simply AMAINGLY WONDERFUL!! Im totally gonna read every single on of your stories now!!
Summary: I'm not really sure how or when it happened. I'd say somewhere between when he saved my life (and didn't even mention it!) and our late-night conversation. Or maybe in third year, but I just repressed it. No matter when it happened, something clicked with James Potter, and I felt like a fool. Especially when I learned that he had a girlfriend. Hopefully with stories of a nude Petunia and my charm, he'll see the light.
This will be six chapters.
WOW! I never had ever pictured a lily james fic to be like that! I always thought and have red of james trying to impress lily and lily then liking him... just Wow! Bravo! Can't wait for the next chapter!
Author's Response: :D :D THank youuuuu!
Summary: Warning: DH spoilers in this story. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE BOOK!!!
A missing moment during the Battle of Hogwarts that follows Nymphadora Tonks.
This was written for Prof. Snape's Talon's DADA first-year class.
Aw that was so sweet of you to wrote what shoulve been writen about their deaths in stead of a on line death but that was so sweet
Summary: This is the story of a boy and a girl. And a boy. This is the story of love returned and unreturned, of friendship gone dry, and of the things people will do for love. This is the story of James Potter and Lily Evans and Severus Snape. *two-shot*
You did amazing.. as i said before Jo would be proud!! Sorry about that comment a while back that was my sister she got you and another author confused when i made her read some stories! I can't wait to tell my friend that youve done it again with your amazing storys!!
Author's Response: I\'m glad Jo would be proud! Thanks very much for the review.
Summary: The story of what happened between Lily Evans and Severus Snape their fifth year.
Oh nice first reviewer!! Good chapter i hope Lily's alright I hope she sees through Snape and goes right to James!! Oh I'm naming my instrument Gilbert (I play a Bari sax) Good one can't wait for more you have me at the edge of my seat!!
Author's Response: I\'ve never given my piano a name. I should : ) and James......wait and see....
OH Lily and james and snape patroling alone, and togeher!! OH THE EXCITEMENT!!! Ah onward to teh next chapter!
Oh one thing to point out before i start my raving about this chapter.. It says James was a chaser not a seeker. Oh snap! Amazing chapter Im litterally at the edge of my chair! Nicely done witht he suspension and stuff. Can't wait for the next chapter!!
Aw thats soo cute.. its like there a brother and isster well in lilys thoughts.. i guess it would be weird if they went out seeing how close they are... so i guess it was never really ever ment to be between them cause they were such good friends i guess.. sorry if i confused you!! good chapter!!
Author's Response: I was a bit confused : ) But keep reading because things are going to happen...
The Phoenix of the Order: A Potterized Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack! by Schmerg_The_Impaler
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]
Summary: Having spoofed the lovely album "Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band," I decided to do another one of my favourite albums: THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERA SOUNDTRACK! And through Andrew Lloyd Webber's yummy songs, this spoof tells the story of "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."
So here it is, guys! (And girls, and koalas, and lampreys, and shrubs and parameciums and stuff.)
This is more a spoof of the soundtrack than the actual play... though if anyone records themself singing any of these songs, I would fall over from sheer awesomeness attack.
Wow that was amazing as well all amazement!! I absolutely adore Phamtom so much!! Whne I go into the city in a few weeks im going to see it (ive already saw the movie one) My favorite song is your version of all i ask of you. If for some odd reason we ever meet i owe you a trip to see ever musical you have spoofed! You should join the cheesecakians were always looking for amazing people like you!
Author's Response: Wow, thank you! I\'m surprised you liked the \"All I Ask Of You\" because I thought that was my weakest one... and this whole spoof was my first spoof ever, so I\'m a little shy about it.
\r\nI always read the cheesecakians posts and I really enjoy them... I don\'t have an account on the MNFF main site, though, and I\'m not allowed to get one right now. :(
Ha remeber when I said I was going to see phantomn of the opera on broadwaay right? Well I literally just got back and it was amazing!! When we were in intermission when my grandpa and my stupid cousin who I hate so much were being all stone faced on the other side of me was this lasdy rachel and her husband steve and I told them about how much I love the musical and how I read a harry potter spoof of it but you and they said at the end of the play that they would read it cause it turns out there both english teachers!!
Author's Response: Hahaha, wow! That would be soooo cool... And congrats on getting to see \"Phantom!\" I\'ve never seen it live, but I just rewatched the DVD this weekend. Old pathetic me... tell me, was Raoul all pouncy-bootsish and flouncy? ^_^ Oh, by the way, I just found out that a school is performing my \"Hogwarts Musical\" today! I\'m so excited.
Summary: Anyone heard those rumours about a Harry Potter musical?
It better be just like this.
No, but seriously, it's a spoof of the songs from Disney channel's infamous "High School Musical," telling the tale of JK Rowling's infamous "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets." (I was dared; I took the challenge.)
You will never see the Basilisk the same way again.
P.S. You may also want to check out my Beatles and Phantom of the Opera spoofs. Just click on my username and it'll take you to my delightfully chaotic author's page.
Twice nominated for Best Poem in the Quicksilver Quills Awards!
*calps hands ans stands on top of chair* BRAVOSMO!!! Ha i love reading your stories they always make me feel so awesomely joyous!! Keep up i would love to see a Hairspray one o fthis that would be funny actually make a Hairspray version of Half Blood Prince!! Awesome job can't wait for more!
Author's Response: Thank you! Half-Blood Prince would prob\'ly be perfecty for Harry-spray! I should think about that.
Summary: For the past six years, Lily Evans has put up with James Potter's pranking. But as her seventh year commences, she decides it's time to give James a taste of his own medicine.
Chapter 7 has finally been submitted!
A tiny sneek peek:
"Oh, come on now! Lily thought. “Just kiss me already,” she said audibly. James froze at her words and she, embarrassed beyond belief that her thoughts had spilled from her mouth, sat entirely still."
OH my dears! That was fantastic, I wouldve loved to be that tree just now! GOSH that little goodnight sent tingelies down my spine with its brilliantly writtenness! GOSH YOUR GOING ON MY FAVORITES NOW!! Although I'd like to add that that girl Dorcas's not on my favorites list..but well if i have to deal with her to get this magnificent story ill deal!!
Summary: It was insane. It was stupid. But he had to do it. Severus Snape knew he would never be able to live without knowing.
It all came down to her.
Oh my god. that was amazing!! Keep writing i could like feel how snape was as soon as he saw lily and james and harry!