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Hey my darling people who acutally decided to read this. My names Remi, Im 14 and a hopeless romantic (even though my life has nothing romantic about it) Im mainly hear to reveiw on the amazing storys MNFF has to offer.

I enjoy Lily/James storys the most and I Adore Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione a whole lot. Ocationally Ill be bored and read a humour fic but I WILL NEVER READ ANYHTING NOT CANNON. Like those wacky Harry/Hermione shippers theyre nuts. Other than that I've been wokring on stories just havent gotten around to giving them to a beta or typing them up on my computer. Other than that there still just little ramblings in a note book under my pillow penned in blue color pencil =)
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Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)

Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.

With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.

Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.

If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.

This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!

Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)

EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4020 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
03/25/07 Updated: 04/30/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 09/27/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

Nice one!! sorry i just relised you made a sequal so kindly ignore my other review!! oh can i please be in your story!!! maybe a girl taht is in love with lord voldemort and joins his death eater ranks!! That would be amazing!! lovely story! actually extreamly harious this time!! again i fell off my chair laughing!!

Author's Response: Hey, thanks! Well, I don\'t know about a girl who loves Voldemort, but you can always submit a comment for Voldemort\'s comments section!

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 10/27/08 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2: Enter The OC. Dramatically.

My Darling Smergyy!! Gosh I've missed youuu!! I've been to busy dealing wtih the horrible adventures of high school that I completel'y ddin't have time to ask in your glory!!! So my dea, I think that Voldy should do soemthing I did just a few minutes ago, So I got an amazment of fish over the summer and the tank waters been quite icky for the past few dyas so I decided to take my fish out and put then in a big pot that convincidentally was filled with water and my sisters chia pet that they needed to soak inside water, So I put the fish in so you know how theres a little hole at the top of the chia pet where the water goes inside right welll my stupid butt faced fish were like wow lets go swim inside so well they did, the only problem is that 2 out of the 7 and a sucker fish named fred is stuck inside the hole and well i can't take the chia pet out of the water or well the water will come out killing my fish and well its going to be pretty awkward trying to get them out of the hole so I've been watching the chia pet with these 3 fish inside trying not to draw attention to myself while trying to shake them out, I guess my mom was right I shouldn't have put them inside the big pot while I cleaned the tank!! Oh welll Smergyy my dear enjoy your Halloween I LOVEEE YOUUUU!!!!!

Author's Response: Oh my gosh, hi! That is a crazy, crazy story, and I know I'm a horrible person, but it really made me laugh. I will certainly enjoy Halloween-- 'tis my favourite holiday! And I love you for your reviews and crazy stories!


Killer Instincts by Ginny Weasley Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 228]

Summary: London: Four murders have taken place under bizarre circumstances, for what seems to be an equally bizarre reason.

Harry, a happily wedded man with a wonderful wife and a cute daughter, is an Auror at the Ministry of Magic and is now given a new case to solve with Ron and four other Aurors. Incidentally, the four Aurors include Ginny, Harry’s ‘schoolboy crush’; and it turns out to be much more than a crush when Harry sees her again. What’s more is that Harry is working upon a case that seems to connect to him directly. And once again, it opens up old fears: fears of losing loved ones.

Ron, on the other hand, seems to be tired of Hermione. Tempers are running high and fights are breaking out more often than usual. Are they really falling apart? Or can they sort this out before it is too late?

Then there is the case itself. Who is trustworthy, and who is not? Who is deadly enough to murder four people in cold blood?

Indulge into the gut-wrenching action, combined with warm romance and tingling suspense; while I tell you a story of love, ambition and obsession… a story of what those killer instincts can do. EDIT: MAJOR revamping going on, with regard to plot, characterisation, and general style of writing. I would urge you not to read this until I've removed this notice because I wasn't very good six years ago, and this is as bad as I was. *Places traffic cones*

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 130889 Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
04/27/07 Updated: 10/03/10

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 09/04/07 Title: Chapter 4: Argument Over Breakfast

wow amazing very thought provoking...god i hate parvati i hated her even in goblet of fire oh well ig euss she was just always on my bad side

Author's Response: Parvati? She\'s a nice character! Oh, maybe I\'m prejudiced because she\'s a fellow Indian, but I think Parvati is not bad. If she\'s a Gryffindor, she ought to be noble! Just being giggly and gossipy does not make a person bad. But if you hate her, you\'ll love her in this story. I promise. And thanks for the review! :)


A Death Eater Handbook by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 133]

Summary: Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....

Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1670 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
05/14/07 Updated: 05/29/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 02/23/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Death Eater Handbook

FABULOUSNESS IN THE FORM OF WRITING! Oh how I wish I was you! I just love this handbook! Oh and pretty soon you'll be expecting my death eater app jsut after I finish my honor society one! Oh ask Voldy if I may call him Mr. Grumpy Gills would you please?
Oh and now for somereason I find the dark lord kinda hott (shh dont tell anyone ;) I love rule 37 the best though seeing as well its my drema to go to Disney too! 24 and 25 are so halarious too! And Im pretty awesome (if I do say so my self) pretty evil =) I heart you and your storys but yet I have the strong urge to do a brain transplant with you =)!

Author's Response: *blushes* Thanks!!! :-D I can\'t wait to receive you application. After DH, the group\'s numbers dwindled greatly. Oh, and he wishes not be called Mr. Grumpy Gills, lol. I\'m really glad you liked the fic!!

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 02/24/08 Title: Chapter 1: A Death Eater Handbook

(Name): Remi
(Age): 13 and a half
(Circle your blood status): Pureblood
(Address): Somewhere on Long Island in NY
(Sex. Please resist the temptation to pick more than one): Female
(Year of Hogwarts Graduation): ohhh ummm I kinda skipped Hogwarts.. Im still waiting for that letter (darn those owls they must be lost)
(House Affiliation): Gyrffindor (but yet Im as evil as you my lovely voldykins)
(Wand type and size. No, not that "wand"): Ohh 13 1/2 inches maple
(In your own words, describe how you feel [i.e., hate] about Muggles and Mudbloods, and why you wish to serve me for all eternity): I LOVE YOU VOLDEMORT!! I LOVE YOU MORE THEN BELLA (withc is saying a lot =) Oh and if you dont mind I need to kill i mean dispose of some people that i know.

Theres my app!
Maybe now on my honor society one i should put death eater under other things =)

Author's Response: Oh, that would be cool! lol Voldy wishes me to tell you that he is very flattered that you love him so. ;-)


The Pursuit by MagEd
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 375]

Summary: Harry and Ginny are happily married with a baby on the way. When they manipulate Ron and Hermione into both meeting them for lunch, the last thing anyone expected was for Harry and Ginny to be kidnapped.

Suddenly Ron and Hermione are left with nothing more than a note and the realization it’s up to them to follow the clues and rescue the couple they both love and adore. If only the clues weren't nonsense. If only they knew who could possibly have taken Harry and Ginny. If only they didn’t hate each other. If only they hadn’t once loved each other.

Life just got a whole lot more complicated for Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger.


"Harry was right: there was no such thing as understanding girls, no matter how old a bloke got."

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 50131 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
05/16/07 Updated: 11/16/08

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 01/01/08 Title: Chapter 5: The Girl

New Orleans!! Wow Hermiones changed! You have a few little spelling errors in the 3rd chapter i believe. But hey that makes you seem more normal to all those (like me) who think you are the best thing to happen to this fan fiction world!! Im surprised you rnot on the tens!! Well Im now gonna anxiously wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: I do tend to have typos scattered through out my writing; I try and fix them when I notice them -- I\'ll read through the third chapter again with a careful eye! Thanks for the review!


10 Things I Love About You by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 27]


Valentine's Day, 1996. Grimmauld Place is far from Tahiti, but with a Polynesian dancer costume, some sand, and a tropical dinner for two, Cami finds it's easier to create a romantic atmosphere than fit what she loves about Sirius onto a Valentine card.

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
05/17/07 Updated: 05/17/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 08/17/09 Title: Chapter 1: 10 Things I Love About You

Woah, this is likee the most perfect Sirius and someone eles fic I've like ever read in my life, it made a tear fall down my face with sweetness! Amazinggggg!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Response:

Thank you! This is the last one shot in the Cami/Sirius series, but I'd love you to read A Dog's Life, Sirius in the Moonlight, A Moment Like This, Spring Fever, and Off the Leash. :)


Weasels and Otters by beauty and brains
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: As Ron tries out his hand at Patronuses during the last D.A. meeting, a memory comes to mind that still brings a smile to his face.

I am beauty and brains of Gryffindor for the June One-Shot Challenge.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 1298 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/20/07 Updated: 06/21/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 01/14/08 Title: Chapter 1: Weasels and Otters

CUTE!!!! Aweosme one shot for ron and hermione!! That was aweosme too bad rons patronus isnt a weasel!

Author's Response: Aw thanks! I know! Wouldn\'t it have been so cool if it was? I think Mr. Weasley\'s is though...


Vertigo by Lioness06
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 149]

Summary: Lily liked stability and security in her life. As Lily enters into her seventh year at Hogwarts, shes eager to be surrounded once again by the same friends, students, classes, professors, and rules. Instead she finds her thoughts in disorder and feelings toward a particular Gryffindor student whirling dizzyingly around in her mind. It all started, and where this story begins, at the end of Lilys sixth year where an unexpected conversation brings to light new information.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 38894 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
06/20/07 Updated: 10/17/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 09/08/07 Title: Chapter 5: Per Aspera

Ah MY GOD! amazing i am being reduced to a puddle of tears the suspence the romance just 2 word after reading that chapter simply amazing

Author's Response: Wow...thank you. It means a lot that my writing could make you feel something and experience the suspense of Lily\'s and James\'s romance.

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 09/28/07 Title: Chapter 6: Ad infinitum

ERG there not together yet!! Darn they better get back togheter!! I can't wait for the next chapter!!!! Wonderful writing well done!!

Author's Response: not together Don\'t worry they will get together, I\'m not changing cannon or anything. I just like to torture them a little bit longer, lol. Thanks so much for reviewing!

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 10/18/07 Title: Chapter 7: Sic erat in fatis

Oh my god youve out did yourself!! It was such an emotional Rollar coaster ride of emotions!! If Jo ever read this i bet she would be proud of you! Congratulations.. ah i just got my math review sheet all soaked with tears... Thank you for the amazing story =]

Author's Response: i hope u can still read your math review sheet - if not just tell your math teacher that I\'ll take all the blame for that, lol ;) Thank you so much for your comments!


Summary: Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?

Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.

This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.

Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1504 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
06/30/07 Updated: 07/06/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 08/17/08 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter One and Only!

“Don’t you see? Ice cream is like… ice cream is like evil deeds. The worse it is, the better it is.” Aw gosh volders.. you crack me up!! Ahh my dear smergy!! How long has it been months I would guess? If you ever listen to elvis durran and the zmorning zoo there was an elvis list about rejected flavors for Ben and Jerrys and when I read this I though of that. You should listen!! Unless well its really a new york thing.. so well ya know.. Simply amazing.. I was thinking seeing as your definatly one of the most read people on MNFF you should write a brilliantly funny story about how voldemort meets that stupid loser crack pot whos greedy that works for WB (although arent they all like that;) and write a story about how volders avada kedavras his greedy butt?? AHH THAT WOULD BE SPLENDED!! Oh and I give you permission to use the word confuzzled and the group of people confuzzlistics (I made them up =) So we could co-own those words together! SImply amazing, like always really and I only let really special and awesome people use those words so you should be honoured *puts confuzzlistics crown on smergys head*

Author's Response: Mwahahaha, thank you! This story was ridiculously fun to write. I've never heard of Elvis Durran and the Zmorning Zoo, but it sounds kinda interesting... and I'm an insane lover of Ben and Jerry's (even toured the factory!) so that sounds like something that I'd like! I don't think I'd be allowed to write a story about Voldy AK-ing a Warner Bros. worker, but I can write a song about it and post it as an author's note or something on one of my upcoming stories. *Polishes confuzzlistics crown* AWESOME!!! I've always wanted to co-own an adorable word!

I remember in fifth grade, my teacher was trying to explain algebra to our class and no one got it. All of a sudden, one of the smartest kids in our class raised his hand and said in an extremely serious voice, "Mrs. Roberts? I'm confoozled." For some reason, this memory will always stick in my head.


101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by Katdiva
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 139]

Summary: Hermione Granger is pursued by a relentless Draco Malfoy. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2058 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
07/08/07 Updated: 07/18/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 1: Chapter 1

Intersting Congrats on winnning now i see why!!


The Best Kiss by x_lily_evans_x
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary: And that, Potter said, his glasses slightly fogged, was the best kiss Ive ever had.

Lily was smiling, too. Oddly enough, Potter, I share the same sentiments as you.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2382 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
07/14/07 Updated: 07/22/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 01/09/08 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot fic

Lovely use of loop holeage!! Wonderful simply AMAINGLY WONDERFUL!! Im totally gonna read every single on of your stories now!!


Swallow Your Pride by KASK
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 110]

Summary: I'm not really sure how or when it happened. I'd say somewhere between when he saved my life (and didn't even mention it!) and our late-night conversation. Or maybe in third year, but I just repressed it. No matter when it happened, something clicked with James Potter, and I felt like a fool. Especially when I learned that he had a girlfriend. Hopefully with stories of a nude Petunia and my charm, he'll see the light.

This will be six chapters.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 17517 Chapters: 7 Completed: Yes
07/15/07 Updated: 12/03/08

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 09/08/07 Title: Chapter 3: 'She Wasn't Drowning'

WOW! I never had ever pictured a lily james fic to be like that! I always thought and have red of james trying to impress lily and lily then liking him... just Wow! Bravo! Can't wait for the next chapter!

Author's Response: :D :D THank youuuuu!


Falling into Darkness by Chaser921
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Warning: DH spoilers in this story. DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED THE BOOK!!!

A missing moment during the Battle of Hogwarts that follows Nymphadora Tonks.

This was written for Prof. Snape's Talon's DADA first-year class.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 2183 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
08/01/07 Updated: 08/09/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 09/15/07 Title: Chapter 1: One-shot

Aw that was so sweet of you to wrote what shoulve been writen about their deaths in stead of a on line death but that was so sweet


I Love You This Much by MagEd
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 162]

Summary: This is the story of a boy and a girl. And a boy. This is the story of love returned and unreturned, of friendship gone dry, and of the things people will do for love. This is the story of James Potter and Lily Evans and Severus Snape. *two-shot*

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14077 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
08/06/07 Updated: 09/02/07

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 10/20/07 Title: Chapter 2: Chapter 2

You did amazing.. as i said before Jo would be proud!! Sorry about that comment a while back that was my sister she got you and another author confused when i made her read some stories! I can't wait to tell my friend that youve done it again with your amazing storys!!

Author's Response: I\'m glad Jo would be proud! Thanks very much for the review.


The Only One He Ever Loved by Salem
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 38]

Summary: The story of what happened between Lily Evans and Severus Snape their fifth year.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 10005 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
08/08/07 Updated: 04/24/08

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 11/06/07 Title: Chapter 5: Duel

Oh nice first reviewer!! Good chapter i hope Lily's alright I hope she sees through Snape and goes right to James!! Oh I'm naming my instrument Gilbert (I play a Bari sax) Good one can't wait for more you have me at the edge of my seat!!

Author's Response: I\'ve never given my piano a name. I should : ) and James......wait and see....

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 04/26/08 Title: Chapter 6: Green, brown, black.

OH Lily and james and snape patroling alone, and togeher!! OH THE EXCITEMENT!!! Ah onward to teh next chapter!

Reviewer: REMi iS AWESOME Signed
Date: 04/26/08 Title: Chapter 7: Chopped Beetles

Oh one thing to point out before i start my raving about this chapter.. It says James was a chaser not a seeker. Oh snap! Amazing chapter Im litterally at the edge of my chair! Nicely done witht he suspension and stuff. Can't wait for the next chapter!!

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