Penname: PatronyBologna [Contact]
Real name: Stacey
Member Since: 04/06/05
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Patrony Bologna you ask? I was listening to PoA on tape while baking about a zillion christmas treats a couple years back. As usual, moms tend to multi-multi-task, I made Pasta Roni for lunch to which my son was less than pleased. Add to the mix an Oscar Mayer Bologna commercial that had been excessively ran. Stir well in the mind of a perceptive three year old and you get exclaimations of Expecto Patrony Bologna for the next two months.

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Blood of the Heart by kjpzak
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 915]

Summary: Past Featured Story7th Yr Sequel to Ancient Magic. It is now known the power of immortality resides inside Harry and Ginny. Will their combined powers be enough to protect them from the Dark Lord?

Categories: Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 266365 Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
03/27/05 Updated: 04/02/06

Summary: This story starts during the summer between Harry's fifth and sixth year. It follows his journey from the skinny, guilt-ridden Boy Who Lived to the Man Who Would Defeat Voldemort. Some H/G and R/Hr romance. Chapter 50 is up!!!! STORY COMPLETE!!! Written pre-HBP. This story no longer follows cannon.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 140900 Chapters: 50 Completed: Yes
12/31/04 Updated: 10/18/05

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