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Member Since: 07/02/07
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Greetings, Earthlings! I come in peace.

I am simply a day-dream prone, chocoholic alien from Planet Mars. I have been sent by my people to investigate the human obsession with a boy named 'Harry Potter.'


- Write romance fan fiction stories for this rather lovely website.

- Watch Harry Potter films using a very useful machine known as a DVD player.

- Irritate members of the human species by pretending to be an imbecile named Lord Voldemort.

- Mourn the tragic death of Severus Snape.

- And eat chocolate, of course.

I will see you soon, my Earthling friends. For now:

Hasta La Vista! (baby!)


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The Choice by Sarakime
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen Harry, Ron, and Hermione arrive at Spinners End shortly after 6th Year looking for Horcruxes, Hermione makes a most shocking discovery: Draco Malfoy, dying into the shadows of the abandoned house, alone and helpless. She is faced with a difficult choice - should she leave him to die, or actually help him?

Written for the final for From Fluff to Fanfiction OWL Level class. I am Sarakime of Slytherin.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2209 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
05/16/07 Updated: 05/18/07

Summary: Past Featured StoryOne-Shot, no ships, mild violence, some strong language, slight suggestion of alcohol abuse.

Sirius Black has been locked away in Azkaban for twelve years, only to escape and be locked away again in the house of his father's, locked away with only an unrecognisable friend and haunting memories for company. The memories can never be erased, the guilt can never be forgotten. But when you have lost everything there is to loose, there has to be something - someone - out there to gain.

a good friend can comfort you...a great friend can understand you...but only a true friend can bring you back

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 2607 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
04/22/07 Updated: 04/29/07

Summary: Ron and Hermione have a heartfelt talk about what used to be when Ron discovers that she is dying. Will they get everything sorted out before the time comes? Or, will the time even come? The couple finally realises that a life and death situation needs love; no matter how hard the odds are of overcoming it.

This was written as an assignment for Roxy Black’s class, OWL-Level Romance, for the Spring Term of 2007. I am in Hufflepuff!

Categories: School Assignments Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1876 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
03/27/07 Updated: 03/28/07

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