ok, for anyone who didn't figure this out:
That thing about "mugglenet" being my website is a joke. Disclaimer: I don't own mugglenet, just two profiles and two stories on it. Like, if I were Emerson Spatz, would I have a profile under "1coolmuggle"? And would I read books like "The Princess Diaries" and stuff by Meg Cabot? I sure hope not.....
Two chapters of "Hermione's Stalker" are up on my other penname. Check my profile out as "MrsHermioneWeasley". I share it with one of my friends, Megret. We have one story on there so far, and one we're in the process of writing.
I have FOUR stories up here (yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!) so check out "The New Girl." Yeah, I know, EVERYONE has a story with a foreign exchange student. It's really overused, and i felt hypocritical while writing it. But it's a huge part of her charater.
It's a romance fic, but it's definetly not just about romance. I put it under "Various Pairings" because if I put it under any certain category, that would give it away! It could be Ron/Hermione, or Harry/Hermione, or Harry/Ginny, or Ron/Luna, or Hermione/Draco- no, wait, I'll assure you now it's NOT Hermione/Draco.
Mugglenet's never submitted a fic after only two days! They're getting good!
Oh, and everyone wish good luck to "Oppungo"! She's trying out for the role of Luna Lovegood in the fifth HP movie, and from what I can tell, she already knows her stuff about acting and theater. Good luck, *****! (The name was edited out for the same reason I don't put my name on this site.)
Ok, on to the not-really-mugglenet-related stuff:
I love Buffy The Vampire Slayer! WOOOOOOO!!!!! Best show ever! I also love the following shows:
BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER ;-)
Bones -status: New episodes on Tuesday nights at 7:00 on Fox.
Supernatural -status: New episodes on Tuesdays at 8:00 on WB.
Alias -status: Only five episodes left. Oh, yeah, and VAUGHN DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL VAUGHN IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY, REALLY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT JUST, LIKE, SYDNEY STABED HIM AND LEFT HIM ON THE GROUND, CUZ HE SURVIVED THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW HE'S DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MICHAEL VAUGHN (who's really, like, Andre Somethingorother) IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Tru Calling -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Smallville -status: New episodes Thursdays at 7:00 on WB.
Veronica Mars -status: New episodes Wednesdays at 8:00 on UPN.
Tru Calling -status: Cancelled. (tear)
Commander in Cheif -status: New episodes on Tuesdays at 8:00 on ABC
Law & Order, Law & Order CI, -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
CSI -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
Without a Trace -status: Not cancelled, but I wouldn't know if it was, probably, because I mainly watch reruns.
I also love to read! And since I like lists.....
Top 3 Awesomest Authors Ever:
Mary Higgins Clark
Caroline B Cooney
Jenny Carol/Meg Cabot
I dunno quite where JKR fits on this list, cuz she doesn't have a lot of material for me to use to decide, cuz she's only written one book series.
My LISTS OF THE WEEK!!!!!
1. Love and Memories ~OAR
2. She Says ~Howie Day
3. Because of You ~Kelly Clarkson
4. When I'm Gone ~Eminem
5. Perfect Situation ~Weezer
Ok, those are the very best songs in the world. But I also like a bunch of bands. I'd say my three favorite bands are:
Fall Out Boy
And there are also the other good songs that just didn't make the top 5. They are:
Mr. Brightside ~The Killers
Dance, Dance ~Fall Out Boy
Dead On Arrival ~Fall Out Boy
Basket Case ~Green Day
Enjoy the Silence ~Depeche Mode
Sugar, We're Going Down ~Fall Out Boy
Tiny Dancer ~Elton John
Baby It's Cold Outside ~Liz Phair
um........ There are more, but i sure can't think of them.
Things That Make Me Angry/Sad This Week
1. ALIAS!!!!! First of all, I'm still mourning the loss of Vaughn. Did Jennifer Garner really have to marry Ben Aflack?!?!!? And, alright, 3 out of 8 of Sydneyís good friends sheís had over the course of the show are still here and alive. And not in a coma. I think thatís pretty sad.
Dixon, Rachel, and Marshall- Still alright (thank Goddess...).
Vaughn- He was shot a million times through the chest.
Nadia- In a coma. Again. Cuz she woke up, then went back into a coma. This is her THIRD COMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny- He died on the first episode of the first season.
Will- He's in the Witness Protection Program.
Francie- Shot in the head by her clone.
Weiss- He moved away!!!
Oh, and, I guess, Noah Hicks. She killed him.
2. I'm vegetarian now, which is great, but ever since I went veggie, in the middle of the day (like during science or PI) my stomach will start growling. Literally. Loudly. I get the weirdest looks.
3. I'm ALWAYS hungry, and I don't want to be always hungry, because then I'll eat too much.
U no wat? One of my friends (Megret) goes on this site a lot. OK, Megret, if ur reading this: Hi. VAUGHN IS DEAD (this is in case you weren't listening in gym) DEAD, I TELL YOU, DEAD!!!!!!!! So, wake me up when September ends, okay? Yeah, I think I was the only one who laughed when Ben said that. Probably, since it was a pretty dumb joke. I love dumb jokes! Like: What do you get when you cross a snow and a car? A snar!Somebody told me that Meg have a boyfriend, who looked like Kat's girlfriend, that she had in February of last year. It's not confidential, Ian's got potential, Rushin'a Rushin' around! Cheesehead. Cub's fan. SLACKER! :-p
Can I have a sip?
Hey, remember "Pet"? Well, Marissa brutally murdered him!!!!!! She tore him apart, limb from limb! Er, leaf from leaf! More accurately, she ripped all of his leaves off! So, first it's Mikasa that she's kicking with all her strength, then she's ripping Pet apart..... I'm afraid to get a new item of endearment (I'm not sure what that means, but doesn't it sound fancy? Like something you'd put on a wedding invitation?) but I think my next one will be a stress ball.
Oh, one more thing. To ANYONE reading this profile, I need to recommend the author "Oppungo." Her story "Dear Dumby" is so funny!
Okay, well not 'bye' yet. I have to add something about Hailey. Her penname is JoeysPizza456. She actually has, like, never ever ever been on ths site, except for when she made her sn, though. W/e.
Hailey- Okay, u better get this. It's an inside joke, and if u don't, I'll be angry:
Reading at sleepovers
Das not a pig!
Hailey's 'sexy' slide to the kitchen
"Is that clear?" "Claratin clear!"
H- Oh my God, who would want to go to the library on a Sunday?
A- I donít know!
H- I mean, seriously! Who would stand outside the library door on a Sunday waiting for it to open?
A- A bunch of nerds.
A- OH, LOOK, THE LIBRARYíS OPENING!!
hahaha. Iím sure thereíre more.....
If u have no idea what I'm talking about, don't be surprised if u wake up in China having been missing for two years.
Ok, NOW I'm done. Peace out! XOXOX
3rd-5th Years • 1038 Reviews
Lily Evans and James Potter agreed on only one thing since they first met: they'll always hate each other. But after five years, James begins to see things, to see her, differently, and wants another chance. But Lily is one stubborn girl. Can he convince her that his feelings are real? Meanwhile, the pair is thrust into many different dangerous and humorous situations with their friends. Will it take a disaster to help Lily believe in true love? Or will a tragedy just push her farther away? How many times does James have to try before he stops messing up? Follows with the information provided by JKR, with some fun along the way.
1st-2nd Years • 714 Reviews
What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!
Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards!
Many thanks to all who voted for it!
• 124 Reviews
I'm sorry guys but this story will no longer be updated. See my profiel for reasons etc.
1st-2nd Years • 7 Reviews
On a walk through the castle in the middle of the night, Colin Creevey stumbles upon a couple and he cannot help but capture their love for himself. (969)
1st-2nd Years • 13 Reviews
Harry has been waiting for over a week to leave the world of the muggles once more. Dumbledore is about to arrive and new adventures are bound to begin. This story runs directly aside HBP, think of it as missing scenes. What mysteries are held within the moments JK missed? How about these...
1st-2nd Years • 18 Reviews
Betrayal, the sharpest of man's swords, can be fatal when wielded by a child...
1st-2nd Years • 34 Reviews
Tonks remembers the night so clearly, the night he had died and the war was still to be fought. poor Harry, he took it hard, but even as they were all upstairs in the hospital wing, Tonks managed to despair about her love. Her love which will last forever. No matter what.
1st-2nd Years • 423 Reviews
Hermione always dreamed of being a Healer, and now that's she's begun her career, she refuses to let a silly thing like love get in her way. What happens when Ron, wounded in battle, is admitted to St. Mungo's? And, when an inside informant threatens the lives of both her and her friends, will she finally get her priorities in order? Chapter Twenty, guys, it's the end! Now, a big, super-awesome, enthusiatic thanks to every single person who reviewed my story! I love you all, and it's been a good run.
• 21 Reviews
A somewhat fluffy sort-of-songfic set for Ginny and Harry
(Rated pg-13 just in case-- it's not bad or anything)
1st-2nd Years • 94 Reviews
COMPLETED! When Harry goes to Uncle Vernon's work for the summer, odd things happen, including beating Ron at drill questions, sending millions of letters to Vernon and making Dudley wear a cotton candy outfit!
1st-2nd Years • 589 Reviews
(Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Professors • 52 Reviews
One Shot: "...I can no longer handle this. Why did my life have to turn out this way? Iím young, after all, and I know that it is hopeless. Either way, I shall die, so what is the point?"
A boy turns to desperate measures to avoid his pre-determined fate.
"...Iíll end it all, before he has a chance to."
1st-2nd Years • 985 Reviews
Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
• 715 Reviews
This is Ronald Weasley's last year at Hogwarts and has recieved everything he once saw in the Mirror of Erised. He's become Head Boy, holds the Quidditch Cup, and actually looks good. But there's someone missing in the Mirror.
• 39 Reviews
Draco/OC fanfic..rated PG for a little language play.. Starts with a too familiar scene in Chapter 18, GoF. Written in three POV's: Hannah's, Draco's and a general POV. Please R&R.
=He finally stopped, barely inches from me. The torch light illuminated his face, and as I racked my brain on what to do, I started noticing a few things that I hadn't seen before..like the way his magnificent gray eyes shone in the little light from the torch above me..how smooth his cheeks seemed to be..how distinct his facial features were..how his thin lips were inches from mine....
1st-2nd Years • 203 Reviews
A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)
The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.
1st-2nd Years • 297 Reviews
Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?
NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.
• 79 Reviews
A look at how Voldemort really feels.
• 31 Reviews
And now, the smash-hit comedy sequel you've all been waiting for, featuring the other guy you all love to hate!