Ok. So. Hi.
How are you? Good? That's good. Enjoying Harry Potter? Yes? Great.
Well, a little about myself: I am Jasmin. I...am...human. (dun dun dun). I haven't posted any HP fanfics yet, but am currently writing a one-shot, so we'll see how that goes. I lurveeee the stories on here, that's why I have over 100 faves, and my fave category is Humor, though I am very currently getting in Harry/Hermione stories.
Summary: As of today, April 17, 2011, I am coming back!! I am working on the next chapter and thank all of my old fans! Hopefully some of you are still out there and new ones will be interested in reading!!
This story was previously known as "A Time of Confusion"
Summary: Severus Snape, dangerously embroiled in his duties as Dumbledore's spy, encounters yet further obstacles when he begins to harbor feelings for a sixth year Gryffindor student. Succumbing to his desires sets in motion a chain of events that could very well destroy all that he and the opposition of Lord Voldemort have striven so hard to accomplish. Please keep in mind that this is written from the angle that Snape is no longer a follower of Voldemort, and that its events coincide with books 4, 5, and 6, with a slight continuation beyond HBP. (Chapters 1-15 need some fixing to work with Book 7.)
Summary: The story begins a few weeks after the end of Half-Blood Prince, when Harry is back at the Dursleys' once again, waking up Uncle Vernon from his favorite golfing dream. On escaping from the Dursleys', he finds that Hogwarts is open again and decides to return there after all, but only to find himself face-to-face with both Snape and Voldemort much sooner than he thinks! Through the course of the story, Harry will meet the most mysterious DADA teacher yet, learn the truth of the misunderstanding that took place on the lightning-struck tower, and discover that there really is a little more to Petunia that meets the eye, all the while with references to the amorphous Deathly Hallows.
This is meant to be a humorous rendition of what could happen in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. It is intended to be a parody rather than a serious prediction of what happens next.
Summary: Ten years have elapsed since Dumbledore's death and McGonagall has Hogwarts back on its feet again. Hermione and Malfoy both teach at the school. But when a new teacher is hired to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts, everyone seems to feel that they've met him before. A story of mystery, passion, friendship, and jealousy… not to mention that Harry Potter has been missing for ten years and Voldemort is dead. (All violence is mild).
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Disclaimer: I own my imagination, JK Rowling owns Harry Potter.
Summary: 2009 QSQ Awards Winner for Best Chaptered Canon Romance
Before the chosen one was ever born, his parents had to meet, fall in love, and defy Voldemort three times. Easier said than done. Things were never easy for Harry Potter's parents, but it gets a whole lot harder when Death Eaters kidnap Lily. This is the story of Lily and James, the trials they face, and how James finally wins Lily's heart. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
“I’ll always protect you.”
Summary: "My name is Tessa. Just Tessa. Granger, if you must, but even that is sometimes forgotten."
Fall into the broken world of Tessa, the lonely daughter of Hermione Granger. In a world where Voldemort reigns and all hope is lost, it will take more than a loophole in Dumbledore's plan to save the wizarding world once more.
Chapter 2 is finally up!
Warnings: Mentions of violence, suicide attempts, self-injury, and other sensitive topics.
Summary: *DH SPOILERS*
What really happened after Ron left Hermione and Harry in Deathly Hallows. Some things can never be ignored.
A special thanks to flyingfirebolt, who beta'd!!!
Summary: All her life Ginny has tried to live up to the expectations set by those around her, and more importantly herself. When Harry breaks up with her Ginny thinks she realises what she must do to acheive this perfection but this soon turns into an obsession she can't escape.
Warning: The main focus of this Story is on the effects of an eating disorder, if you get easily upset by such issues I suggest you dont read.
Disclaimer: All characters and plots ect recognised as belonging to JK Rowling do belong to her and I give her full credit.
*Chapters 1 and 2 have been edited*
Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.
Summary: Ginny and Luna have a nighttime encounter on the Astronomy Tower. One-shot.
Summary: Everything is going swimmingly in the lives of Sirius Black and Hermione Granger. But that doesn't make a very good story, does it?
Everything is going swimmingly UNTIL the Ministry (infiltrated by several former Death Eaters) passes a horrifying new law that threatens their relationship. How will they cope with this new situation? And will Ron ever learn to say the right thing at the right time?
The much-begged-for sequel to "Smells Like Sirius Black".
Summary: Late after the Final Battle, Ron thinks about something Hermione said long ago, and that Ms. Know-It-All might have been wrong.
Summary: It's baaaaaack...........
As the name implies, the ever-wacky, ever-evil Power Of Suggestion has returned to Hogwarts! What insanity will occur this time?
Note that this is a sequel (duh), so it's strongly advised to read the first part first. Just check my author page for a link!
Chappie nine is UP! Enjoy!
Summary: Harry wakes up in an unfamiliar house with an unfamiliar son. Harry's son, Arthur, must overcome his Muggle background to help his father regain the life he lost track of fifteen years before.
Summary: What happens when two friends, who had never thought of each other in a romantic way, meet in the most unlikely of situations? Love happens. Harry Potter and Hermione Granger, for one night, both just want to escape the confines of their own identities. When they meet, both under the influence of Polyjuice Potion, and fall in love, their lives become a comical mixture of dates and mishaps.
Summary: A terrible Christmas, five years ago now, span their lives out of control. They leave, both still wondering at what could have been. But then, in the Muggle world, they find someone new. Is it possible they can learn to love again?
Summary: The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!
Summary: It's Christmas and Teddy feels lonely. Maybe his godfather can help?
Summary: Rather suddenly Hermione found herself single and out on her own. Luckily for her, Harry has a spare bedroom. But when the fit hits the shan, will they be able to come out the other end sane? That remains to be seen ... Chapter EIGHT is HERE! YAY! Please enjoy. Warning: mild to severe language.