My name is Ada Joselle, 16 years old and I am in my second year in college (oh! so grade school!).. kidding aside..
I am Joselle and I go by the name of yanagi yuna (yanagi is the japanese word for willow tree -- i am not referring to the whomping willow... and yuna, well.. yuna is just a name, so it is pretty much insignificant)
I am in ravenclaw house (I dunno, everytime I try a sorting quiz on the net, I always end up in Ravenclaw, it is my favorite house anyway *waves LUNA LOVEGOOD RULES flag*)
as a writer:
Catergories: Humor and Romance
Ratings: I always end up writing 1st-2nd years (maybe because of my immaturity or because I just don't know how to write in the "Professor" level)
Ships: I love to write about James/Lily.. I adore canon pairings such as H/G, R/Hr, Dumbledore/McGonagall.. oh wait, that's not right, is it? *smiles wickedly*.. I love reading Draco/Hermione fics, though
I started writing when I was 13, but those works (and that darn novel) aren't that brilliant but lovable at least..
And now, my head never misses a single moment without having these images on my head..
but just so we're clear.. I am NORMAL..
...my computer isn't (haha!)
characters: Roonil Wazlib, Gred and Forge, Loony Lovegood, Loony Loopy Lupin, and the teenage Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, James Potter and Lily Evans... And... *drumroll* Snivellus!
"Accio brain!" - Ickle Ronniekins
"You're just as sane as I am" - Luna
Harry/Ginny (well, duh.. but my sister doesn't like this though, she's a H/Hr fan *shrugs*)
Ron/Hermione (fill in his blank with her brain)
Draco/Hermione (although this ship has officially sunk)
Remus/Tonks (let Teddy Lupin and Victoire Weasley continue the Lupin bloodline)
My OTP: James/Lily (it's like Titanic! it's "unsinkable", but yeah, it sunk)
books: (in order of release)
Prisoner of Azkaban
Goblet of Fire
and mostly Deathly Hallows
Mirror of Erised (SS)
Snape's Worst Memory (OOTP)
The Prince's Tale (DH)
(I think it shows how much I lurve my Snape-y poo)
--> The Funnier One - (Gred and Forge) as you can see, it has been posted ages ago
--> Fortune Foretold - (James/Lily) Its already validated, my dearies.
(Oh, thanks to Ate Joanna for the amazing title)
--> A Smile For Me - (James/Lily) I am still writing it...
--> The pair of A Smile For Me - *wonders why she is already typing in these things*
A Tribute to my Freddy-Poo:
--> A Clown Without Laughs - a fic that shows how George can move on with his twin's death (currently writing it, might submit it by Sunday)
*is overusing her banners*
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*If someone who knows me in real life sees this. Yes, you! Hello!*
1st-2nd Years •
It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
3rd-5th Years •
What ultimately brought Lily and James away from their snapping and snarling matches? And what about Hagrid during his romantic trip to the mountains with his Olympe?
And Fred--is he always
that confident? No Weasley nerves at all? And what happened during Harry and Ginny's lake stroll? What came next after Ron and Hermione's sweet cuddle during the funeral?
Laughs and fluff!