Well, I'm a 15 year old Ohioan who has way too much time on her hands, and Obsessive Harry Potter disorder. I also like Lurlene McDaniel and am getting ready to read the Twilight series. Okay, the Buckeyes and Bengals RULE!! Also, as you can plainly tell from the avatar, I support organ and tissue donation, my grandfather is alive because of it. Hate smoking. That's never gonna change because i refuse to die from Emphysema, like so many of my ancestors.I can't stand drinking and driving, or drugs, period. I hate what happens when people do these things. My profile is long so please be patient and read. ;) I am the middle of five children, the oldest of which(brother) has three daughters with another little boy on the way.I'm a high school sophomore, though you don't get to know where. :P. I'm short (like5'2") normal weight, and an animal lover. I'm the weirdest one in my little group of friends. This is saying something, trust me. :) I like to read, write fanfiction(duh), get on the computer, listen to music, and sleep. Unfortunately, neither Sarah nor I recently have had much time to write... Sarah b/c of her majorly competitive show choir.. me because of all the advanced classes I am taking... stupid AP US history. :P ~Lauren
Yes, apologies.... seriously though, my choir is really busy. But Lauren has another account on fanfiction.net- miss sophie potter.... she doesn't update as much as she should, but who has the time? Anyway, I might be borrowing that account to write a songfic sometime soon. Anyone heard of Michael Bubleī? Well, we have homework to do and finals to study for...
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I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear I am the man who fears that I will never be able to be myself, to be free of this secret because I wont risk loosing my family and friends.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMTs stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didnt have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I dont believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends im a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to teach me a lesson
IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG REPOST THIS
ĎIn case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)í from the profile of Fizzgig and Ragamuffin
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You know you live in 2008 when...
1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.
2. You havenít played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they donít have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. Youíd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now youíre laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.
It is a mistake to think that you can solve any major problems just with potatoes." -Douglas Adams
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I werenít ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I canít do a wrong
I canít speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arenít home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlieís bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Iím so afraid now
Iím starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
Heís already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"Iím sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Tiffany
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
And you can help
Sickens me top the soul,
And if you read this
and donít pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on!
IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE
Please pass it on.
"It's better to fail in originality, than to succed in imitation."- Herman Melville
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon, doesn't mean we all do."- Hermione Granger
"I drank some magic potion, and now I'm sexy"- Donkey(Shrek2)Ain't got no grills
"When you're forced to stand alone, you realize what you have in you."- Uma Thurman
"Don't make me come down there!"- God(yeah, not a direct quote, but still really funny;)
"I smile because I have no idea what's going on."- a tee shirt my freind had on
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything"- Marlyn Monroe
"If you're a bird, I'm a bird."- Noah in 'The Notebook'
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not."-Kurt Coban
"Live.Laugh.Love."- A door hanger a Wal-Mart
"Ain't got no grills, but I still wear braces"-Weird Al in "White and Nerdy"
"Spiderpig, Spiderpig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing from a web? No he can't, he's a pig.Look out he's a spiderpig!"- Homer Simpson
"Even the best fall down sometimes."- Howie Day" Collide"
"Go Wildcats!"- Mayor of my Town
'you- complete- arse- Ronald- Weasely!' - Hermione Granger
(Hi! my name is Sarah. B. I am Lauren's alternate personality. I do not live in Ohio anymore... go Hoosiers! :) I also have OHPD and LOVE to read- constantly-I also read this series called twilight- its good. but HP is better. I play soccer and am in show choir. I am the bookish but still one of very weird ones in our little circle. I am 15, going on 16 and I am about 5'7" My fave author on fanfiction is Vindictus Viridian. I am now a sophomore! yeah!!
OMG- Sarah's so weird, but i love her anywayz!!! The weirdest would have to be Sarah T., she's short, blonde haired and blue eyed. We call her the nazi because she's in
German Club. : ).Not that we have anything against German club people... just to tease her. :)
Summary: -- Now an entry to the Hermione Granger Big Bang: Completion forthcoming in 2011 (no updates 'til then)
Life is so fickle.Full of bends and surprises. Just when you think everything is settled and quiet, something arises, something that makes you feel what you never dreamed you would feel, and face what you don’t even realize you need to face.
And just as unexpectedly, these bends arch to a happy ending...if we tweak them.Sequel to ‘To Love Life Again’. Let me take you back to Ireland with Andrei and Hermione, but will they stay? Something, somebody, is calling them to England.
Andrei becomes Draco Malfoy again. Sparks and verbal sparring fly again. All because of one little girl called Lucie.Hermione Granger never does anything halfway. And Draco is a Slytherin in touch with his instinct of using all his options for his ends.
They understand each other. And with this kind of understanding, comes some confusions and delusions. But just when you seem so certain, then somebody bends...
Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?
Summary: Rebuilding after the final battle of Hogwarts was difficult for everyone, but even moreso for one person in particular. How will Remus recover after so much sadness in his life?
Post Deathly Hallows - Spoilers! Slightly AU. Remus/Hermione.
Summary: Ever wondered what happened when Sirius Black ran away from home?
Summary: Today marks a special day. It was on this day that Teddy Remus Lupin and Victoire Isabella Weasley first went out. A few memories of Teddyís time at Hogwarts whisk him in to the past throughout the day. He feels that tonight is the perfect night to take his relationship to the next level with Victoire.
The third installment in The Teddy Lupin Files
Summary: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
A wise man had once told Harry Potter this simple phrase. Harry, in turn, passed on this advice to a brooding Teddy, who suffers once again as the Christmas holidays approach. More than he shows, the death of his young parents affect Teddy. They shouldn't have died, it should have been somebody else. Yet, Teddy has been forced to grow up without them, envious of those with loving parents. Victoire can't help but wonder why Teddy is unable accept the amount of love he has around him. Maybe, with a little persuasion and some good advice from a caring godfather, Teddy can finally get over the death of the parents that he never had the chance to know.
Character Death warning for previous deaths. They don't actually occur in the story.
Submitted by Mistletoe of Slytherin for the Winter Tales Challenge.
Summary: He's just trying to count down to New Year's and make a toast, but it's proving difficult with the rain and his memories.
Summary: A collection of sonnets that would be very, very fun to read to Voldy, that is, if you don't mind the getting killed part. If you don't know, a sonnet is a short fourteen-line poem that takes less than thirty seconds to read. I know. I timed myself. It's great for people with short attention spans. If you have a really short attention span, read a haiku.
Summary: Harry Potter is going back to Hogwarts. But things have changed, he has got a girlfriend He has an army backing him and a cup has fallen in to his hands. He's ready to fight. And why are a Stag and Dog tormenting Death Eaters?
[Final warning: DH spoilers follow.] Three days after the final battle of Hogwarts, Harry must begin the painful task of attending the many funerals of the fallen. The first is perhaps the hardest, and Harry is focused on helping the Weasley family make it through the dayóbut maybe he still has a few things left to learn himself.
Authorís Note: Iíve read many a good story on the death of Fred Weasley, of whom I have always been very fond. Yet I think I needed to write my own version for that extra bit of closure. I hope you all enjoy, and maybe even experience a touch of catharsis yourselves. And as always, please leave a review! They're a huge help, and will all receive responses.
Summary: Harry spends a sleepless night at Ginny's bedside, with nothing but memories to keep him company.
Summary: Lucius does not understand what there is to like about snow: itís cold, itís wet, and it sticks to everything. Perhaps his mind will be changed once this afternoon is finished . . .
Summary: DH SPOILERS! Harry is so consumed with his career as an Auror that he loses touch with Ginny and their children until a letter arrives to help him remember what really matters. But is something sinister waiting out there to take it all away? An escape from Azkaban, the first in twenty years, stirs up Harry's worst fears from the past as those he loves are threatened.
Romance, mystery, and drama combine to make this a story you won't soon forget! Set one year before DH epilogue. Completely canon compliant. All reviews receive responses.
THE EPILOGUE IS UP! I don't know whether to laugh or cry as this story comes to an end, and Harry finally figures out where it's really at. (Thanks again to the amazing mods for your rapid-fire response!)
Summary: All may be well for those in league with Harry Potter, but this is certainly not the case for those who supported Lord Voldemort. Rodolphus Lestrange flees from Hogwarts shortly after his lord's demise in the battle . . . but he can't ever flee her, no matter how far gone she might physically be.
Character Death warning is for a death that happened in canon, and the Mental Disorders warning is just to be safe.
Summary: Harry finally decides to go and fight Voldemort for the last time. He is successful in doing so, but is left weaker than ever. Harry is then conveyed to St. Mungo's where he has been ever since. He now writes a letter to his newly married and pregnant wife Ginny Potter explaining his love for her and the baby, but most importantly how he will be watching over her.
How will thise leave Ginny?
What about the baby?
Summary: Lily Potter is pregnant with a son, both she and her husband thrilled. One night, while she is sleeping, James has a touching talk with his son in Lily's belly.
Summary: A short Lily/Severus one-shot for the November One shot challenge:Young Love. Lily and Severus's friendship is starting. Lily and Petunia are growing apart and Lily finds another friend to help her.
I am unicorngirl22 of Hufflepuff house.
I opened my eyes expecting to see Fred, but instead I saw Percy and remembered: Fred is dead.
George is having a hard time dealing with Fred's death. He wishes more than anything that things could go back to normal. But with a little help from a certain Weasley, he accepts that perhaps it's okay to be sad.
Credit for the title goes to James Lincoln Collier and Christopher Collier, who wrote 'My Brother Sam is Dead'
Summary: Sirius was just trying to help his best mate. It wasn't supposed to be like this. Inspired by Imogen Heap's The Walk. Sirius/Lily.
Written for Nikki/FanficWriterNikki for the hprare_exchange of fall 2007 on LiveJournal.
Summary: Sometimes what you want is in front of your eyes before you realize it. Sometimes you realize it before you're ready for it, and just because you realize it, doesn't mean that everyone around you will realize it, too. Victoire Weasley and Teddy Lupin have their insecurities, but they also have the potential to be something great.