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Summary: The Dursleys have left Privet Drive and are in hiding with Hestia Jones and Dedalus Diggle. Hestia and Mr. Dursley are constantly fighting, Petunia is avoiding the wizards at all costs, and Dedalus is trying to make them all the best of friends. Meanwhile, Dudley discovers he has an interest in Harry's world, but his parents are less than pleased when they find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 37701 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
09/27/07 Updated: 06/18/11


You Want To Make A Memory? by Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1183]

Summary: Past Featured StoryChapter Ninety Six is posted!

This is the story of four boys. This is the story of a boy from a family he wants to escape from. This is the story of a boy who is from a family he loves deeply, but lacks the gift of a best friend. This is the story of a boy who has been living with a curse his entire life, fighting to overcome it. This is the story of a boy who wishes to show people what he can do. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond, of a bond that could survive any test, any trial. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.

Nominated for a 2007 and 2009 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Marauder's Era Featured Mugglenet Fanfiction, October 2011

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Strong Profanity, Violence

Word count: 401906 Chapters: 96 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/07 Updated: 09/02/09


Tease by Black Pearl
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 203]

Summary: "Never let him push you too far," they told her.


"Never let him talk you into things you'd never normally do," they whispered to her when she was in doubt.


"But most of all... don't ever, ever be a tease."



What happens when one is pushed so far to do the saddest acts... even to prove their own selves wrong?

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 5562 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
07/01/07 Updated: 06/15/09


Summary: Chapter Thirty-Eight in Queue!

They say someday your life will flash before your eyes...

The Marauders. The name alone strikes fear into the hearts of teachers and makes girls swoon. Watch as Sirius, who has always kept his emotions locked up in a box, finally finds the girl that has its key; as James masterminds everything, except how to win over the girl of his dreams; as Remus finds love, but learns it's just as hard to keep it going, and as Peter tries to prove he's just as good as the other four, no matter what he has to do. They're unstoppable, and it's safe to say that once they're gone, Hogwarts will never be the same again.

...let's make ours worth watching.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse

Word count: 122541 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
07/14/06 Updated: 08/25/08


Becoming a Dark Lord by FinalCow
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 118]

Summary: Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Substance Abuse

Word count: 23621 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/30/07 Updated: 04/05/08


Unrequited by R_Ravenclaw
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 82]

Summary: Everyone assumes Sirius Black has never truly cared for a girl. They're wrong. It's just that he can't do anything about it.

Sirius/Lily? Read to find out.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15603 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
09/04/07 Updated: 03/28/08


Inbred by Sirenny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 13856 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
09/26/07 Updated: 02/18/08


Summary: It's Remus Lupin's fifth year at Hogwarts, and too much is happening at once! James loves Lily, Sirius is all for having a laugh, Peter's beginning to resent his friends, Lily need a real friend, and Remus, he's a werewolf, what other problems does he need? More than expected, that's for sure...














Extract from Chapter 4: Detentions and Deceptions








As I am writing this, I have noticed that there is a large box of Honeydukes chocolate underneath James’ bed. Why has he not shared them? We always share our stuff.





Or maybe, he has told Sirius and Peter, but is keeping them a secret from me. Why would he do that?





Oh yeah, he knew I would eat them at the first opportunity. I think I may have one, just out of spite.





Whoops, James just discovered me eating his chocolates, and, to be frank, there were not a lot left when he found me, though I am sure I only had one or two… He says I have to pay for a new box, the original having been a birthday present for Sirius. I do not think that I can afford a new box, not if I get Sirius a present too. Oh, no.




Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5409 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
10/18/07 Updated: 01/24/08


Thanks for the Memories by tiger_lily821
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 55]

Summary: The Marauders. They're the elite group of troublemakers. Meet James, who tries hard to maintain his devil-may-care attitude in the face of true love; Sirius, who is the plotter-in-chief; Remus, the "goody-goody" and prefect of the lot; and Peter, who's not even sure how he got included in the first place.



Follow everyone's favorite miscreants on a whirlwind journey full of laughs, love, and good hexes.



Note: FALL OUT BOY STOLE MY TITLE FROM ME! I HAD IT FIRST! *lawyers appear armed with lawsuits* Those guys can't take a joke, can they? Okay, I don't own it.*



To keep you all updated with my progress, have writer's block currently, but it hardly ever lasts long, and I'm on chapter 30
Thanks to all my lovely reviewers!

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death

Word count: 16639 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
09/23/07 Updated: 01/15/08


Monsters Under The Bed by Mistletoe
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: "It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."





A wise man had once told Harry Potter this simple phrase. Harry, in turn, passed on this advice to a brooding Teddy, who suffers once again as the Christmas holidays approach. More than he shows, the death of his young parents affect Teddy. They shouldn't have died, it should have been somebody else. Yet, Teddy has been forced to grow up without them, envious of those with loving parents. Victoire can't help but wonder why Teddy is unable accept the amount of love he has around him. Maybe, with a little persuasion and some good advice from a caring godfather, Teddy can finally get over the death of the parents that he never had the chance to know.





Character Death warning for previous deaths. They don't actually occur in the story.





Submitted by Mistletoe of Slytherin for the Winter Tales Challenge.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 15236 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/07 Updated: 01/12/08


Borderline by MaiaMadness
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 10]

Summary:

ďItís not enough, I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I donít want it; I just need it to breathe, to feel, to know Iím alive. Deep within the BorderlineÖ Show me that you love me and that we belong together. Relax, turn around and take my hand. Iíll keep digging till I feel something!Ē



Since losing all his closest friends, Remus has nothing left to live for. Itís as though he has lost all sensation, and despair is pressing in from all sides. Indulging in alcohol and casual sex, Remus tries desperately to find something that will make him feel again, but in the end there is only one thing that canÖ

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Substance Abuse

Word count: 3656 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/07 Updated: 12/18/07


Scrapbook by SimplyCharmed
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Life used to be wonderful until Voldemort became powerful. Every precious moment was treasured. Family ties were strong and friends were close. Then everything came apart. All that was left were the memories. And in a certain case, a scrapbook. A scrapbook that would help you remember what it was like before. A scrapbook that would make you want to go back.


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1362 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/07 Updated: 11/29/07


Tomato Seeds by Gin_Drinka
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 46]

Summary: Itís all about the little thingsÖ


If youíve ever missed somebody special, this is for you.


Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2588 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/22/07 Updated: 10/23/07


Summary: Past Featured StoryFrom the "Stuck where for the weekend?" Challenge on Portkey.org ... Our two favorite Gryffies are cleaning up after a hard day of Herbology when click! the door shuts behind them. And locks. What do they do until someone finds them?

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 6615 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/18/07 Updated: 10/22/07


Summary: James Sirius Potter is a mischievous little six-year-old and is rather like his grandfather, James Potter, and also his namesake, Sirius Black. When he has an idea, he is determined to fulfil it to the best of his ability. He drags his siblings Albus and Lily as well as his cousins Hugo and Rose Weasley into his plan while a twelve-year-old Teddy Remus Lupin watches on, amused.







Written for the September Challenge by FlightofthePhoenix of Hufflepuff



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1730 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/17/07 Updated: 10/22/07


Remaining Sacred by Ron x Hermione
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: She awakes in the middle of the night screaming, screaming for something that even she herself knows she canít stop. His image is burned into her body, her heart, her brain. Every time she opens her eyes she sees his perfect image hazily in her line of view, yet it is so flawed because she is the one seeing it. Her smile would form, then relax, then falter as she saw him coming near. Heíd soon take her in his arms, pushing her against the wall, a fearful grimace approaching upon her face for the first time since meeting him because of his sudden violence . . . This constant frame spools on an infinite wheel inside her head as she sleeps, bathes, eats. It is all she can think of. This same movie plays within her brain for all of her days, all except when she is with him. While he is with her, his love (though he constantly is disproving it) never falters and the movie changes, distorts into what is happening then and now, and she is forced to relive it for a second, third, and fifteenth horrifying time, even when she is not with him and the ordeal is over. She only ends it at the last part, squeezing her eyes tightly shut and not daring to open them until the dawn comes. Whether or not sleep comes she does not know, but all the girl thinks of is him. It is all that is possible, all that is true.



ďIíll tell them. Iíll them everything you did when you were such a bad little girl."



This was written for the Autumn Challenge by Ron x Hermione of Hufflepuff for the prompt of 'Telling the Truth'.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Mental Disorders, Violence

Word count: 4711 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
10/15/07 Updated: 10/21/07


Just Because of a Stupid Baby by Valentinia
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Scorpius was finding it hard to concentrate on potions, and when he heard someone crying he just had to know what the matter was. What he discovered was more than he bargained for, and less than he imagined.



Originally for the September Challenge.

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1474 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/07 Updated: 10/21/07


The Funnier One by yanagi_yuna
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 56]

Summary: Fred and George Weasley are bored, now that their brother's wedding is over, nothing is worth staying. But when Mr. Weasley brings in another Muggle artifact called, Computer, and the twins learns to operate it, things are about to get interesting.

But once they managed to "hack" in the site called Mugglenet, the issue of who's the funniest came up, they decided to battle it out.



Once the results is up, things are about to get dirty.






Author's notes: I have fixed this fic: verb tenses and all. Thank you to those who made reviews and comments, you made me realize my mistakes, now I fixed it.. I am still waiting for a beta for my next fic but I don't think it will take too long. *throws confetti*







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2377 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/02/07 Updated: 06/10/07


Privet Drive No More by pandafan81
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Secret St. Nicholas for SBBC
Written for Jordan (Mugglegurl)

Prompt: Harry brings Ron and Hermione home with him, and the Dursleys aren't happy.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5032 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/06/07 Updated: 06/09/07


I'm Not Looking! by Soap
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 158]

Summary: A one shot.

Number Twelve Grimmauld Place is full this summer, between Arthur, Molly, Remus, Bill, Fleur, Fred, George, Charlie, Ron, Ginny, Harry, Hermione, and none other than Draco Malfoy.


Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1472 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/23/07 Updated: 04/23/07


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