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Real name: Alison
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I'm 16, and from America (unfortunately). I love math and German and writing.

Favorite HP characters: Sirius, Draco, Oliver Wood, Fred and George, Ginny, Bellatrix, Tonks, Remus, Moody


Favorite Ships:
Ron/Hermione (they're so perfect for each other, even if I can't write them *tear*), Draco/Ginny (My absolute favorite ship!! Read A Tale of Two Matchmakers if you haven't. Honestly, you need to. Go. Now.), Remus/Tonks, Sirius/Lily, and Sirius/Ginny (Honestly! If it weren't for the creepy age difference thing, they'd be perfect for each other!)

And pretty much anything else well written... except slash.



Favorite Non-HP books: A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, Gone With the Wind, Watership Down, and Dune

Favorite TV shows: Gilmore Girls, and a whole bunch of really old shows no one's ever heard of

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My friends and I wrote a really hilarious humor fic that everyone should read! But, the thing is, MNFF won't accept it because it's too ooc. But if you ever want to read a really good humor fic, I know you'll love it. It's called "No One in Their Right Mind..." Here's the link: http://www.harrypotterfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?psid=221997

Oh, and here's the summary:

After the semi-final battle, Voldemort makes a life-changing decision.

“I’m tired of trying to take over the goofy Brits,” Voldemort said. “Let’s go to Canadia. And once we get there I can take over America – I’ve been wanting it since I was a small and underappreciated child of amazing talent anyway.”

As might be expected, hilarity ensues.



And I accept anonymous reviews, so if you like it, you can tell me!!
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Lovely banner by Tash/Pondering!




My two chaptered fics are going to have to be put on temporary hiatus for the next month or so due to the guantlet, classes on the forums, and RL. Don't worry, I'll update ASAP!

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Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


Promise of a Spring Moon by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 562]

Summary:

April showers bring May...hassles? Bridesmaid blues and big trouble from small favours complicate Tonks' life when all she wants is to bring her love for Remus into full bloom.



Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 74770 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/29/06 Updated: 10/27/06


Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 328]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Fatal Remorse by Periwinkle
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Rodolphus has fled into the safety of a secluded hut in the edge of the forest, to escape the Death Eaters, but all in vain. Bella finds him and has been ordered by Voldemort to kill him. Will she do it?

How does Rodolphus feel about all this?

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1548 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/06 Updated: 07/01/06


A Wolf in the Moonlight by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 545]

Summary: Past Featured StoryWhen her old pal Rory calls in a favour, Tonks searches for a missing girl with the help of her new love Remus and his 'dog' Snuffles

*Sequel to Once in a Blue Moon*

*Ch 20 Quote*

It was the happiest Christmas of my life.

 



Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 74599 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/05/06 Updated: 05/31/06


Gambit by harmony_bites
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices and options. HBP Spoilers.


Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 1437 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/16/06


Crossing Over by running_swift
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 93]

Summary: It was everything I ever wanted since it happened; to relish in power, to not be what people wanted me to be... to be different. To be who I wasn't; Hermione Granger, insufferable know-it-all.

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15836 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
11/24/05 Updated: 02/19/06


Once in a Blue Moon by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 301]

Summary: Tonks is rich in family and friends, but the wages of a new Auror keep her short of funds. A side job brings something into her life money can't buy.

 

*Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance- Canon.*

 



Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 67909 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/21/05 Updated: 12/21/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/04 Updated: 11/24/04


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