Aha! I am the one, the only, Alanna the Random! If you have the wonderous chance to talk to me, you will find that I go on tangents, so.... Prepare yourself. I lived in Cornwall, England, until I was five, then my family decided that they now wanted to live in America. So now I'm a 14 year old English accented girl living in upstate Mew York. Funny. I love humor fics, and I'll love ya if you could recommend a really funny one. I'm a beta reader, and have beta-d for a few fics. I'm HARRYHARRYHARRY (I know, it's REALLY original) on the beta boards, and PM me on there if you want to chat. I have to go try out for a play now *gulp* so Toodles From Alanna
3rd-5th Years • 120 Reviews
Voldemort knows it's great being the Dark Lord; it's a position he wants to keep. But even the most malevolent maniac can't stand when the forces of fashion conspire against him! A tale of organized mayhem.
3rd-5th Years • 1702 Reviews
James Potter: Marauder. Lily Evans: Prefect. They're both seventh years at Hogwarts. They're also about to have a pretty interesting year--complete with a few detentions, pranks, confusion, and laughter--in which they get through school, make some trouble and maybe, just maybe, sort out their feelings for each other.
Thanks to all you who have made it possible for this story to be in the Top Tens
. It was a very happy moment when I first saw my story on the list, and I love being able to go back and see it there now. Still. Yay!
Throughout the latter half of 2010, and the first half of 2011, I re-edited this story. The changes were mostly to fix stray (and annoying) grammar and spelling errors, but also to rework some plot points in an effort to stay truer to canon. I also updated the style; having written this story so long ago, my writing has definitely developed (and I would say gotten better), so I edited to reflect that. (I apologize for the errors that were in the story before all this editing. I found them immensely distressing when I reread my chapters. Heartbreaking, really.)
Big “thank yous” go to the three people who helped edit/nitpick the first edition of this novel: violagirl
And yes, this story is up on Fanficition.net under the penname: Io.Sono.Emilia.
Of course, as a disclaimer, I’m not JK Rowling. The Potterverse does not belong to me, but I am in it and love it.
1st-2nd Years • 290 Reviews
Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
3rd-5th Years • 473 Reviews
Hi, I’m Lily Evans. You know, there are a lot of fics about me out there. I’m flattered that you spend time thinking about me, but sometimes sickened. How could these fics not mention my
beautiful cat, Missy? And what about my
evil and malicious
extremely helpful conscience? Or the fact that I
make a fool out of myself at every opportunity
Well, this fic has all of these things. It also has L.O.V.E (I’m the ‘L’), the elite group of
lovely girls that I am part of. And our rival, the
also unique Iola Potter (cousin and partner in crime to James). But does it have an actual plot?
Of course not
Absolutely! And it starts with me getting a detention with Iola (through no fault of my own, of course). And we kind of ... almost ... well, we get on alright. A friendship sparks, shall we say.
I have no idea how it happens
It is meant to be. But it’s going to take some fighting for if we want to keep it. It would be a lot easier to just stick to what we know, really. We were perfectly happy hating each other. But ... well. I guess you’ll have to find out!
Read this or I’ll curse you
Read this and I’ll love you!
6th-7th Years • 224 Reviews
What happens when a spell backfires; turning James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter into girls? Plz R&R.
1st-2nd Years • 196 Reviews
The Harry Potter Literary Storm has caused quite the sensation around the world, JK Rowling’s magnificent series of books touching the hearts of people of all ages. But what if Harry Potter was never written by JK Rowling in the first place? What if another genius was behind it?
Many thanks to the fantastic people who nominated this story for the Quicksilver Quills: Best Humour Fiction award. I'm truly flattered.
Chapter Seven, Part Five is now up - yes, that is the final chapter!
1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
Two Letters of Complaints, a plot change, one letter, a lot of complaints. There you have it my little one shot about what would happen if some great and all powerful fan fiction author were to make it's little charcters write a letter of complaints.
3rd-5th Years • 14 Reviews
Snape is recuited to Romania to aide Charlie Weasley in preparing dragons for the TriWizard tournament. While there, however, Charlie develops a very strange and deadly illness, and Snape must somehow find a way to get him to St. Mungo's in time.
Entered for the Gauntlet "Journey to St. Mungo's" challenge by StaceyLC of Hufflepuff house.
3rd-5th Years • 592 Reviews
*Last chapter is up!* Due to a mishap in Charms class, James and Lily are taken away to Harry's time, only to meet Ron and Hermione. Kept hidden away from Harry by his two best friends, Ron lets something slip about Harry, James and Lily's relationship. Will James and Lily find out about their son, or at least before Remus, Sirius and Peter in the Marauder era figure out a way to bring them back? Includes people turning into ducks, Monty Python quotes and lots of Marauder goodness. PLEASE R & R- Hint, this does not mean read and run!