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This is way old. New profile time? I THINK SO.
Okay, so to the basics.
I'm Gabi. I like writing scraps of stories into my 50,000 notebooks, not paying attention in math, and using ~ in front of my words. If you're homophobic, don't talk to me. I don't want to hear it. I'm a bit of an OCD Procrastinator. Put stuff off until the last second BUT DO IT RIGHT. I'm also a bit of a comma whore.
Lately I've noticed that my writing is heavily influenced by Chuck Palahniuk. Haven't heard of him? Please read one of his books. They're amazing.
Right now I'm spending my time working on my original stories, writing Tom/Harry, trying not to get sucked into bandom, and getting my application finished for that ~fancy boarding school I want to go to.
I'm working on fic, tentatively called Distorted. It's pretty much my giant characterization experiment; I'm trying to see how in character I can make Tom Riddle and Harry Potter be, while making them fall in love. It's epically long, and unfortunately, I'm pretty sure it's going to kill me. It's outline is currently thirteen different documents, and my HBP book is covered in tabs and pencil markings.
I like to get characterizations right.
Favorite Parings- Tom/Harry. The Harry Potter fandom is kind of dead right now, and I haven't been able to find anything else besides them that I like. I used to love Harry/Ginny, but RTHN killed it, though that's the main paring for 4/5ths of the story. Tom/Hermione's okay.
Least Favorite- Dumbledore/Anyone that isn't Grindlewald, Snape/Anyone who isn't Lily. Harry/Ginny, Harry/Hermione.
3rd-5th Years • 542 Reviews
Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find themselves in a Muggle hotel in Godric's Hollow on the Winter Solstice. During an enthusiastic snowball fight, Harry and Ginny step through a stone circle that transports them seventeen years into the past. This may be the only chance Harry has to spend with his parents, and it may also be what he needs to figure out his relationship with Ginny.
The warning is for later chapters.
Edit: So, this was originally strictly a Harry/Ginny fic, but Ron and Hermione kept trying to get together too, so I felt like I had to change the category. And there's a bit of Lily/James in there too, though they're already married, and I've also added a bit of Remus/Tonks. Poor Sirius is the only Singleton (though he may manage to get a girl of his own)!
Edit: This story was cannon until after Deathly Hallows came out, so I changed it to Alternate Universe, but it's still pretty close to cannon. Only a few things will end up being different when the story ends.
Edit: I've changed all of the chapter titles to the titles of Christmas songs that I felt reflected the events in the chapters best. Tell me what you think! Does it fit?
3rd-5th Years • 122 Reviews
Harry Potter was presumed killed in the Final Battle years ago, and those he left behind moved on, slowly picking up the pieces of the lives that had been shattered by the Second War. However, over a decade after the defeat of evil, a young boy is captured by a desperate man in the search of revenge. Auror Ginny Weasley is assigned to find and rescue Alex Ryerson from the cluches of evil and runs into his muggle father, whose emerald eyes are heartbreakingly familiar.
It seems that secrets cannot stay safe forever...
part ten in queue as of sept. 29th!
[post-hogwarts, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione]
Professors • 495 Reviews
Sixteen years after the conclusion of the second part of the Epilogues trilogy, the wizarding world finds itself again at the mercy of a new menace. Can England's top Aurors vanquish this new foe before time runs out?
UPDATE: With cool new links to supplemental material!
3rd-5th Years • 443 Reviews
Harry Potter disappears immediately after defeating Lord Voldemort, and the circumstances all point to him being dead. But when has Harry ever been known to just roll over and die? Join Harry on a journey of self-discovery to find the family he never knew he had.
6th-7th Years • 1278 Reviews
A man from Interpol comes to question Harry Potter as part of a murder investigation. How will Harry react? And how will this affect his search for Lord Voldemort’s Horcruxes? Plus, the question we all want answered: What will happen with Ginny?
This story picks up immediately after HBP, and is very slightly AU. But hey, aren’t they all?
1st-2nd Years • 62 Reviews
When Ron Weasley is promoted to a rather high rank in the Auror business, his mother congratulates him by informing him that it's high time he found a place of his own.
Ron may be quite good at his job as an Auror, but he now faces the most difficult challenge of all...
Ridiculously short one-shot that I wrote for some challenge about a year ago and never submitted. It's also my first one-shot that's not about Voldemort and the Death Eaters! Gasp!
3rd-5th Years • 249 Reviews
In this sequel to Harry's Our What???, James and Lily have time-travelled to the past and finally found out the truth about who their son is. Meanwhile, in their true time-frame, the Marauders have concocted a plan to rescue James and Lily. But when they arrive in Harry's time, they realize they can't get back and must seek the aid of their older counterparts.
1st-2nd Years • 8 Reviews
The thing about humans is – they will always, always be human. When a certain young man does the unthinkable and changes sides in the midst of terror and war, his new “friends” and “comrades” just cannot trust him completely. In the end, that lack of trust turns an already horrible part of war, into a tragedy.
Draco Malfoy One-Shot
Nominated in the 2007 QSQ's for Best Dark/Angsty Fic
6th-7th Years • 31 Reviews
Post-Hogwarts, Post-Voldemort, Mystery, Romance.
This story is a sequel to “The Fifth Horcrux” which is in turn a sequel to “Harry Potter and the Needed One”. Harry and Hermione have just graduated from Hogwarts. Voldemort is dead, but his followers still hate our favorite wizard and his leading witch. Fortunately, Harry and Hermione can look out for each other. They are a perfectly matched pair with complimentary skills and a rich history of working well together. Both are talented, resourceful, clever and willing to seize the initiative when necessary. In the dangerous world of wizards, Harry and Hermione need each other.
6th-7th Years • 48 Reviews
Harry always wanted to be an Auror, right? So why does he suddenly think that the reasons he had to be one are actually ones to quit?
6th-7th Years • 130 Reviews
It's after the final battle. Many have died. A Marriage Act has been placed upon the wizarding world. Harry's got his eye in on a certain red-head!
6th-7th Years • 133 Reviews
Do you have what it takes to be a Death Eater? In these "short" guidelines written by the Dark Lord himself, you'll find out all the do's and don't's and other info of being a Death Eather in Voldemort's service....
Rated 6th-7th years for mild language and slight innuendo.
1st-2nd Years • 6 Reviews
Ginny's PoV starting from when McGonagall brings her and the twins to Dumbledore's office and ending when she convinces Harry that Voldemort's not possessing him.
I am Chaser921 of Gryffindor writing for A Different Viewpoint of the Spring Challenges.
Edit: This story won second place in the Different Viewpoint category! How cool is that?
1st-2nd Years • 256 Reviews
It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
3rd-5th Years • 113 Reviews
Moony, the Academics Specialist
Padfoot, the Relationship Consultant
Prongs, the Sports Guide
Wormtail, the Hobbies Consultant
Join Ron, Hermione and Harry as they are advised by the Marauders. Wondering how? Read on, then.
1st-2nd Years • 94 Reviews
The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!
Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.
3rd-5th Years • 468 Reviews
Sequel to Revenge of the Serpent
. The title is taken from a One Tree Hill episode title.
Harry and Ginny are happily married and living together. They are about to become parents. Still, life has never been normal for Harry Potter, and it may never be.
Edit: Final author's note was edited.
1st-2nd Years • 12 Reviews
Moments after Sirius Black falls through the Veil, he meets someone he never knew existed who tells him something he doesn't quite believe...
I am Chaser921 writing for Gryffindor for the Myth and Magic Prompt
3rd-5th Years • 233 Reviews
Harry has just witnessed the death of Professor Dumbledore, and chases after the murderous Snape before he can escape the grounds. But the former potions master easily captures Harry, and takes him back to Spinner’s End along with Draco Malfoy. What happens to Harry at Spinner’s End? Will Snape cement his allegiance to the Dark Lord and turn Harry over to Voldemort? What happens to Draco Malfoy? Will Voldemort punish him for his failure on the Tower? And what about Severus Snape - will Harry learn the truth about the former Death Eater at last?
This story is now complete, and presents an alternate ending to Harry Potter and The Half Blood Prince
, in which Harry learns more than he could have ever imagined about Professor Snape and Professor Dumbledore. He must abandon many of his old convictions and come to an understanding of a new and different reality before setting out on his final journey to vanquish Lord Voldemort in Book Seven.
Professors • 189 Reviews
After taking a year off from Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, and Hermione have returned with the completed task of destroying all horcrux's, but sadly Voldemort is still alive. And also sadly, Harry and Ginny are still split up. What will it take to get those two back together? And what will be the consequences of a kiss gone too far? R rating for the first chapter... so far.
Please do not leave spam reviews! I do not want to get my story deleted!
Chapter 5 'All's Well That Ends Well... Or Maybe Not' is up!
Thanks to whoever fixed my word count!.