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Not Another Mary Sue Fic! by Air Elemental
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 102]

Summary: A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 4686 Chapters: 4 Completed: No
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 11/06/07


Spell Checker by MollyCoddles
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 32]

Summary: After the war, Snape is on sabbatical and Remus is filling in for DADA. Wading through scrolls of assignments, he begins to suspect one particular essay is wifely mischief managed.

Categories: Remus/Tonks Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3161 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/09/07 Updated: 01/09/07


Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by bajab
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 25]

Summary: Yet another Mary Sue Parody, portraying the trio in a less than flatering light and completely irreverent.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 3681 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/06 Updated: 12/13/06


Summary: Catastrophe strikes Chickenfeet Academy, and it’s not just the cafeteria food. Lord Revolting, murderous goldfish-flusher, needs Really Wimpy’s pet rock to conquer the world! While battling him with squirt guns and cheesy how-to guides, Henry Potty aces Hobology, preps for America’s Funniest Fairygodchildren, and tries to avoid laundering Professor Snort’s dreaded hankies, or worse, watching A History of Cabbages in Polish. All the while, the least likely character watches, coveting the pet rock for her own sneaky agenda. What part does Socks the parrot, wisecracking pet of Headmaster Bumbling Bore, play in all this? Will Revolting dare the ultimate villainy and spoil the book? Will this novel waste your entire morning? There’s only one way to know…

Unapproved, unendorsed, unofficial, and unstoppable: an award-winning parody for all the Harry Potter kids out there.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4247 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
12/01/06 Updated: 12/07/06


In A Nutshell by hearyoume
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Dumbledore is going senile, Ron's eating is out of control, and poor Hagrid... will he ever realize his true strength before he kills someone?? This starts off at the beginning of the school year and ends with a detailed account of how Harry finally defeats Lord Voldemort. I poke fun at stereotypes and clichés in fan fiction, and even joke about some things in the actual books. It’s pretty much everything – in a nutshell (or is it nuthouse?).

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Violence

Word count: 2765 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/15/06 Updated: 10/22/06


Cliché Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 328]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichés in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a cliché without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


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