Juan Weasley [Contact
Hello. I am new to fan fiction. Book seven is taking to long so I read fan fiction to pass the time. I only read 3rd year - 5th year and below. I'm too young for anything higher
UPDATE The book is coming out 7/21/07. *dies*
Don't worry, this will be short
Is you name Juan?:
No, Juan is my laptop (I'm a girl).
Top 5 Favorite Things (in no order):
Books, Friends, Family, Computers, and Harry Potter (no really?).
Harry Potter Stuff
Favorite Harry Potter book?:
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban&Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
Favorite Harry Potter Characters?:
Dumbledore, Ginny, Lupin, Tonks, Fred and George,
Harry/Ginny, Lilly/James, Tonks/Lupin, and Hermione/Ron (I'm a cannon girl).
Oh my goodness, I now have a new ship (non cannon at that). *drum roll please* Neville/Lavender!
Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
3rd-5th Years • 163 Reviews
Norah Kelley was the one James had always seen himself with. They had been together forever and he loved her. Lily Evans, on the other hand, was the one girl he truly loathed.
But in fifth year, with a changing outlook on life and problems finally surfacing at home, James and Lily began to a friendship. Both known for hating each other, they agreed to keep their friendship quiet.
But as things progress, James comes to find that he can't have everything and a decision has to be made. With this decision, James learns that what you expect isn't always what happens and love can spout from unexpected places.
This is told from James' POV.
3rd-5th Years • 102 Reviews
A Mary Sue Parody fic! Infinity Babe has moved from New York to Hogwarts with her 'oh-so-evil' parents. Can Harry and the gang stop her from warping canon? Not to be taken seriously. Rated PG-13 for a reason. Scriptfic.
1st-2nd Years • 244 Reviews
Lily Evans is a cheeky, brainy, hopeless romantic seventeen-year-old Head Girl with a sour temper. James Potter is an arrogant, hilarious, prank-pulling seventeen-year-old Head Boy with an immature head on his shoulders. Lily loathes James and James loves Lily. Blahblahblah.
However, when a mysterious locket and a very wacked Headmaster inform the two of them that their son is in grave danger, James, Lily, and of course, Sirius, are magically transported to the future to meet James and Lily's son and the state that the magical world is in.
A twist of mystery, fun, romance and some Sirius humor! And with a wee bit of J/L, H/G, and R/Hr!
WARNING: Tree climbing Dumbledores, valuable pieces of jewelry, and an ecess of sugar are contained inside - oh, and HBP is disregarded.
See profile for update information.
3rd-5th Years • 20 Reviews
She offered him her love and he rejected her. She had been willing to offer him anything but he destroyed all that she held dear. However, a daughter of the house of Black does not sit idly by, wallowing in self-pity. No, she bides her time and strikes when he is weakest.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best History/Mystery Story!
3rd-5th Years • 58 Reviews
Summary: “What people don’t realize is that Sirius Black is a false name...the man people believe to be Sirius Black is actually Stubby Boardman...
Kingsley Shacklebolt is sent to question Stubby Boardman, a former pop singer who has lost his luster. A simple task? So it would seem...
1st-2nd Years • 1355 Reviews
What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
1st-2nd Years • 3 Reviews
First year Euan Abercrombie is about to have his first flying lesson. It wouldn't be so hard if he wasn't afraid of flying...
1st-2nd Years • 202 Reviews
Professor Granger deals with a pair of students who have inherited a knack for trouble...
1st-2nd Years • 26 Reviews
Lemon Drops is a short story about a young muggle woman working at Biddle's Sweetshop in Little Whinging. Late one night, on the very day that Harry Potter became "the boy who lived," she recieves a strange customer...
Reviews are welcomed and valued!!
1st-2nd Years • 12 Reviews
The Ministry contracts an aged artist to create a new fountain.
Comedy one shot set after HBP.
1st-2nd Years • 985 Reviews
Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!