Hello! Great to see you! That's right, I can see you right now. Turn around...
Here's some stuff about me that might interest you (or cause you to call an institute on my behalf. Either way is fun for me!)
Some sayings I either made up or love: 'Yeah I ship Harry/Hermione. It's called a friendship.' ~Me as far as I know. 'Life is like a box of chocolates: nutty and the rich eat you alive' ~also me. I also love some Ancient Chinese Proverbs, especially the funny ones. Unfortunately I can't remember any. Watch this space!
Fave Characters: Ginny and Neville (but not as a pairing) Love Dobby too, and want to know more about Bellatrix (she seems like an interesting character)
Fave Book: Don't make me choose! Who wrote this anyway? Oh, right, I did...
Shippings: Harry/Ginny (otp), Ron/Hermione,
Remus/Tonks, Neville/Luna (I know they'll never be together, but I think they're cute together. Sane and, um... Luna) If Harry dies I will ship Ginny/Neville and if Luna and Ginny die Harry/Luna would be okay. I'm also a fan of Ginny/Viktor (don't ask)
House I would be in: I would love to be in Ravenclaw, but I'm a procrastinater and would end up in Slytherin. I'm cunning and very sneaky. I'll tell you if I ever do a test.
Book 7 theories: I heard this awesome one about Neville being the Chosen One, but after consideration I've decided that the entire prophecy is based on choices, and ol' Volders chose Harry. Plus Dobby and the Giant Squid will become a item, but who doesn't know that.
About my stories:
Worse Than Anything Else: I've actually written seven chapters, but only three are up so far. The evil computer deleted a lot of chapters, so it's back to about five.
Dark/Angsty: I'm about halfway through it! I put it aside for the time being it to start my songfic though. Expect some twists and major shipping.
Songfic: It's set to Evermore's Light Surrounding You. Every time I heard that song it reminded me of Harry Potter (specifically Harry/Ginny) so now I'm writing to it. It's finished, and is in the process of being Beta-ed!
Humour: It's six pages long, and I'm about 3/4 of the way through! It's called Poetic Justice, and that title makes a lot of sense if you read it.
Also, I'm jshedden on the Beta Boards if anyone feels like PM-ing me.
Looking forward to Deathly Hallows and the OOTP video game,
Ps. Sorry OOTP movie. I mean, I'll love you and everything, but I love the games more. Plus the book is a zillion times more important
Summary: It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
Summary: After a brief reconciliation, he leaves her broken and heads to war. Returning four years later, he realises what he wants and what he needs might just match up. As his own worst enemy in it all, he seeks to fix what he left broken. Postwar Harry Ginny. Rating to be safe
Summary: The summer after Dumbledore's funeral Harry returns to the Dursley's house to for fill the request that he return the previous summer. Meanwhile Ginny is grieving over their break up, but little does she know, so is Harry. But this summer she is determined to make Harry realize that she doesn't care that Voldemort wants to kill him, she wants to stay by his side no matter what, even if it is to the death. But the question is will Harry stop being noble and follow his heart, or continue to not let Ginny be with him in fear that she will die? But they both know that neither one of them wants to die without saying I love you. And never forget, love always prevails.
Summary: Sequel to A Stolen Past. Please read that story first, as this one really wonít make sense if you donít.
Harry Potter has rejoined the Wizarding world after a year-long absence, but still has no memory of his time at Hogwarts. Will he ever get his memory back? Will he be able to pass his classes without it? And most importantly, will he ever be able to defeat Lord Voldemort? Read on as the last of the mysteries introduced in A Stolen Past are finally revealed.
This is a story of friendship and mystery, with a healthy dose of H/G thrown in for good measure.
Summary: After the long fight, after all of their hard work, it is over. Voldemort has triumphed, and the Wizarding world has been thrown into darkness. Ginny is the servant of the Malfoys, her free will sucked away from her. Ron is forced to join the Death Eaters, threatened with his family's lives. Hermione is taken prisoner by creatures of the night. But, far away, weak and barely alive, is the one who can pull them out of the storm...if love can survive the challenge.
Summary: The eight year War has been over for almost three years and members of the Order and their families are slowly slipping back into normal lifestyles; all except Ginny. Every day she lives with deep regret for turning from Harry and her guilt increases as no one knows if he is alive or dead. A story about the journey one must take to get back the things missed the most.
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!