Penname: LilmissBrit [Contact]
Real name: Annie
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Hola! Thanx for checking out my new bio....I'm assuming you meant to, seeing as you're reading this, wherever you are, whoever you are, but I ramble.

I've decided that when I'm older I'm definitely either am going to become the next Garfield, although I'm not sure someone would want to obey my every word and pay for my upkeep just on the grounds that I'm evil, or I'm going to be god. No, seriously, a god. All you have to do is get a massive space ship and fly to Atiyuoj...where they think all humans are gods. Yeah, I know, I know...what idiots they are on Atiyuoj, but hey, where there's an opportunity - why not take it? Some people just deserved to be exploited...

Always remember: life is the unexpected. So, if you don't expect it, it is bound to happen. I have drawn the conclusion that as I do not expect Magorian to exist outside the Harry Potter fan fic, he does. Just in a different unvierse....

I was born into a snobbish family in Britain...but when we moved to Detroit when I was threeish those damned Americans completely corrupted me, and voila, you have the random yet evil yet godly person that is MOI as opposed to a snobbish private school twat who I would have invariably turned out to be....

Check out my story Harry Potter, Lord Voldemort and the Writer's block! R and R, I personally think it needs some work and I'd like some feedback!

Annie likes: ScabbersSaysSqueak05, slytheringal, imo, The Savant, Hermione's_Revenge, SecretLily...

Annie hates....People who bitch about things they don't understand. Yall know who I'm talking about, and if you don't, I'm sure you know somebody like this...
PS: And if you die of a heart attack while reading it? Wasn' me, buddy, wasn' me.


I'm Mrs. Sirius Black


The HP Male Marriage Quiz
made by Sapphire.


Anyhoo...Mrs. Sirius Black. I like the sound of it. Unfortunately, I have grasped (somehow, someway) that HP is not in actual fact real, so I cannot logically be Mrs. Sirius Black. Unless, of course, Sirius did not die when he went behind the veil...he was simply stuck in cyber space! MY KINGDOM FOR A NEW SIRIUS THEORY!
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All's Well That Ends Well? by Shock
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 529]

Summary: James and Lily-their seventh year. We all know what happens in the end, but what about the beginning? In their last year at Hogwarts, mysteries unravel, friends are betrayed, and, of course, couples destined to be fall in love.


Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 52912 Chapters: 21 Completed: No
Published:
01/23/05 Updated: 07/19/06


Magorian by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 131]

Summary: Lowbrow. High-concept. Medium rare. Magorian's back, and he's here to stay! A/N: All right, who stole all my exclamation points!?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 54434 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 03/06/06


Summary: Part One: Everyone knew and loved Lynn, but her ordinary and, well, muggle life isn't exactly what is seems. She's tried to forget the life she had before, but now she must face what she left behind... even the guilt. Starts right after GoF. Later chapters are post OOtP.

Part Two is now Here! Be sure to look for it as Recently added! (I was going to tack it onto this story, but realized that it may need to be it's own, as it has changed Genere)

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11246 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/01/04 Updated: 02/03/06


Destined to Be by The Marauder
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 257]

Summary: James is passionately in love with Lily, but she despises him. Each year things seem to get worse for the love sick boy. When he finally finds the courage to tell her the truth about how he feels, how will Lily react? Will her heart finally make a change?

Follow the two through each year at Hogwarts as hearts are wrenched, twisted, and finally touched as the two struggle to find the love they were destined for…

Last Chapter Added!

For update notification email me at: themarauderfanfics@yahoo.com



Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13356 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 01/05/06


Meant To Be by chloish
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 679]

Summary: "What can I say?" James shrugged his shoulders. "We are just obviously,"



"Completely,"


"Irrefutably,"


"Logically,"


"Undeniably,"


"Unfortunately,"


James laughed, "Meant to be."






Lily Evans and James Potter share absolutely nothing in common, not even their feelings for each other. Lily, perceived as a ‘model student,’ detests the handsome, popular, Quidditch star James, who she thinks to be something of a git. James, on the contrary, has been infatuated with Lily for years, and has let her and the whole school know it.





As time progresses into Voldemort’s ‘reign of terror,’ the two have to learn to trust, tolerate, and love each other.





Please note, this story is incomplete, and will likely remain so for a long time. I apologize!





Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 46881 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
01/09/05 Updated: 11/02/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Summary: This fic is about the love-letters exchanged between Draco and Hermione, after Hermione receives a letter from Draco telling her he loves her. (Draco acts a bit OOC, so if you don't don't like that, this story's not for you)

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Self Injury

Word count: 701 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/26/05 Updated: 04/15/05


What Peeves Thinks All Day by PeevesPal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Peeves has a very evil mind...Very evil! So see what else he thinks!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5330 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 04/12/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


H.P versions of poems by Azrael
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Well....um...I am parodying poems by people...and I'm changing them to H.P versions. Find out what kind of chaos happenes when Snape gets old. (chapt. 2.)

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3045 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 02/20/05


The Pensieve by slytheringal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: If you're like me and are sick of waiting for Book 6 to arrive in a bookstore near you, read my fic. Harry has been sent to the head's office for bad behaviour and is waiting for Dumbledore to arrive when he spots the Pensieve lying on the desk. what happens next? Read my fic to find out. Warning: DO NOT READ IF YOU MIND HARRY'S TEMPER TANTRUM PROBLEMS BEING MADE FUN OF! Also REMEMBER to leave a REVIEW

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 937 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/14/05 Updated: 02/19/05


Soaked in the Sea of Envy by Ron Weasley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 151]

Summary: Last chapter is submitted! Hermione kept a secret about someone special for 5 years and this year at school she decided to tell this person her feelings. Plans change when she meets someone at Ron's house. Hermione keeps an eye on this person because of her mysterious ways. 2000+ reads!

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 25689 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 02/05/05


Girls by pluto
Rated: [Reviews - 39]

Summary: A distressed Sirius is kept awake by the fear his godson will ask him about girls.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 966 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
01/31/05 Updated: 01/31/05


Croaker by The Savant
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: A day in the life of Edmund Croaker, Unspeakable extraordinaire!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3283 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


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