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I love unusual ships (but I'll read any of them, really) and most humor, but I don't write too often.

Yes, I know something messed up on All They Wanted (previously All You Wanted, changed for copyright reasons) when I submitted it that kept it from being spaced correctly.
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We Can't Be by NOTYOURORDINARYHPFAN
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 18]

Summary: It's the summer before her fifth year at Hogwarts, and Hermione is worried out of her mind. The Weaselys, Harry, and Hermione are staying at the headquarters of the Order of the Phoenix, and life is getting more and more dangerous each day. Will Hermione find someone who she can confide her fears in? **Rated "Professor" for later chapters.**

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1285 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
03/15/06 Updated: 03/15/06


The Snake and the Eagle by Alessandra_C
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 70]

Summary: It's Harry Potter’s sixth school year and the world is under the impending menace of Lord Voldemort and his pitiless Death Eaters. A new teacher arrives to Hogwarts. Will it be another candidate for the DADA post? New friendships and love affairs sprang up under Albus Dumbledore’s benevolent gaze. A private Yule Ball. More bloody writing on the wall and a Muggle-born involved. Snape’s life is in great danger. The Second War begins. Who will be the winner?

Ship: Snape/OC

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 94456 Chapters: 28 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/06/04 Updated: 02/22/06


White Wedding by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary:

"Aside from blood, he didn't believe there was anything left in the world that was truly pure, but Lucius lifted his glass anyway."

After the betrothal dinner, Malfoy's tete a tete with Narcissa transforms a marital arrangement into something more satisfying.

 



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 2182 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/17/06 Updated: 02/17/06


Draco's Roses by Foxy Wolf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Hermione never imagined that she would develop feelings for Draco Malfoy. She longs for him even though she knows she shouldn’t. Her heart tells her to act on her feelings and she knows that they’ll be perfect together despite what other people might think. But what happens when things doesn’t turn out as you thought. Draco receives a bouquet and a note with Hermione’s deepest thoughts.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 179 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/28/06 Updated: 01/28/06


Little Ratty Paws by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 31]

Summary: Have you ever gotten halfway through an experimental kiss and realized that yes, this really was a good idea? Remember, it's the quiet, mousy ones you should look out for...

Sirius comes back from a Marauder jaunt with a sleeping rat curled up in his hair and a mood that won't quite go away.



A whiskery nose poked lightly at the side of Sirius’ jaw. Little ratty paws laid their claws lightly on his neck. Peter was awake and hoping for a little help changing back. Sirius held still and kept his breath regular. A small paw settled on his cheek. Sirius thought Peter could bloody well leave him alone and go back to sleep, since finally he was relaxed.

The pointy nose suddenly plunged into his ear and snuffled furiously, whiskers vibrating. Sirius wasn’t particularly ticklish, but everyone has limits. Sirius discovered his with a stifled yelp. “All right, all right!” he hissed, and fumbled for his wand. Pointing it over his shoulder, he performed the spell to help Peter back to his normal shape.



Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 2143 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/19/06 Updated: 01/19/06


Summary: Hermione's world is shattered when Ron dies. Feeling alone and abandoned as Harry and Ginny find support in each other, she finds the comfort she needs from an unlikely source.

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6373 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/18/05 Updated: 01/10/06


Unplanned by annie
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 40]

Summary: It's the night of Christmas Eve, and James is enlisting Remus' help in formulating a plan to snog Lily. After a bit of talk and some trouble with mistletoe, though, something that definitely wasn't planned happens.

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2511 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/06 Updated: 01/02/06


Summary: Hermione starts sending Ron presents, and he doesn't know why. What happens when he finds out it's for a Muggle tradition called the Twelve Days of Christmas? Please R&R! Thanks everyone for reading, and extra thanks to those who reviewed! Submitted for challenge 4 by amortentia of Hufflepuff

I had to ask Ginny why Hermione keeps giving me all these presents. She said that her Muggle Studies teacher told the class about a Muggle tradition of giving presents on each of the twelve days of Christmas. Then she said that people usually give them to someone they love. Does that mean Hermione loves me?


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1134 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/13/05 Updated: 12/13/05


Snape's Makeover by black spot
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Snape thinks he is a Grand Master at chess, when Lupin challenges him to a game with a bet on the side.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2257 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/09/05 Updated: 12/09/05


Summary: What exactly does one get the Most-Supreme-Head-Death Eater for Christmas? Especially for 12 days? Find out!



From Scheherazade of Hufflepuff for the "12 Days of Christmas Challenge."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 666 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/05 Updated: 12/08/05


Halloween Treat by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 34]

Summary:



On her 21st birthday, Coach Johnson gets a Halloween treat from the Harpies...the chance to deal with a ghost from her past. Locked in a cellar with Fred and George, Angelina proves there's something about Fred that sets him apart. His kiss.





Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2354 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/22/05 Updated: 11/22/05


Spirits in the Future by JessicaH
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 587]

Summary: Voldemort attacks the Potters, James and Lily try to protect their beloved baby boy. Then suddenly they're in a house they do not know. Harry isn't with them and they don't know what happened. Where are they? And who are the redhead children running down the stairs? Why have they been sent? The story is placed in the future, years after Voldemort's death, but danger is still lurking. Features Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione.

Joint winner in the genfic category of the Multifaceted Fanfiction Awards

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 108188 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/27/05 Updated: 11/17/05


Despair by Foxy Wolf
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 11]

Summary: After Harry’s death; Ginny find solace in Blaise Zabini. She thinks of the time when she knew him as a Slytherin, as a saviour and as a lover.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 121 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/20/05 Updated: 10/20/05


Highly Improbable by Vocalion
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 478]

Summary: COMPLETE. A woman visits Hogwarts expressly to meet Severus Snape. Her eccentric aunt led her to believe that he was the kindest, handsomest man to ever grace the earth. What will she do when she discovers the awful truth - let a few minor imperfections stand in the way of romance? Highly Improbable has been recognized by the Multifaceted Awards as Winner in the Laughter Category and Runner-Up in the Identity Category (Best Original Character), and also by MNFF's first annual Quicksilver Quills Awards. Thanks, MuggleNet!
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Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 144561 Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/14/04 Updated: 10/14/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 327]

Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 26129 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/30/04 Updated: 02/19/05


A Day in the Life by Ginger Hair
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 207]

Summary: A Potions assignment gone wrong sends Harry and Ginny into the past while Lily and James are sent into the future. How will Ginny and Harry cope with the Marauders? Better yet, how will Lily and James cope with Ron and Hermione? Will they ever get back to their rightful eras? Read on to find out. Please read and review. From what my fans say, its funny. You decide for yourself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15704 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Summary: Hermione is tired of waiting around for Ron. Ginny isn't too happy with boys herself. It's time for a girls' day out in Hogsmeade, and what the two find there isn't just butterbeer. Seamus and Dean suggested also.

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 12202 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/21/04 Updated: 12/13/04


A Very Harry Christmas by Jase
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 203]

Summary: A Christmas play about Harry getting a book of Christmas stories and he and Ron read them. (Lots of Parodies)

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The first story: "The Flightmare Before Christmas". Ron gets the bright idea to try Christmas this year, and does this with the help of a magical horse that can fly.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 18765 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 12/01/04


Pray by Beci
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Song fic based on Take That's "Pray". Draco knows that they're over, but he still can't forget the girl who helped him see the light for the first time...

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/28/04 Updated: 11/28/04


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