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I love unusual ships (but I'll read any of them, really) and most humor, but I don't write too often.

Yes, I know something messed up on All They Wanted (previously All You Wanted, changed for copyright reasons) when I submitted it that kept it from being spaced correctly.
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Through My Eyes by Pianochic1703
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 8]

Summary: Post war-one shot. Who lives, and who dies? Depressing...

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 2100 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/15/06 Updated: 10/17/06


Late Night Chat by fawkes_07
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 88]

Summary: Sirius Black discovers that being a godfather isn't always easy, but it can certainly be rewarding...

Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 5343 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/06/06 Updated: 10/16/06


Daylight by Subtledagger
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 13]

Summary: It was his one chance at redemption, his last opportunity to see the daylight in the darkness that he felt abandoned in.



Set in the fifth year at Hogwarts, Draco finds someone who he can share his deepest insecurities with; the unfortunate, untalented, Neville Longbottom. In the potions lessons that Harry wanted to forget, Draco starts to believe that he might not be fated to a life as an irredeemable Death Eater. But hope comes at a price, and when it is gone, the fall often leaves you thinking you will never see daylight again.



Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 4908 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/11/06 Updated: 10/14/06


The First by Slian Martreb
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Per Sirius: "The first one. I sound like a big, sodding girl, it's true, but the day our Remus decided he'd be bold about being a great poof and knocked me on my arse in the most un-smooth move you've ever seen (really, you'd think he'd have learned from me and James) and proceeded to snog me stupid was probably the finest moment of my young life at that point in time. Hottest, too."

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash

Word count: 1756 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/08/06 Updated: 10/11/06


Furvus Cruor by Scheherazade
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 6]

Summary: Tom Riddle has never known his mother, but one afternoon, he sits down and decides to write a letter to the women he has never known....



The first chapter was written for MNFF's Extra Credit challenge "Letters to Heaven" from Scheherazade of Hufflepuff. I decided to write the following chapters as a way to continue this story until he reaches his first year.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 3020 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/20/05 Updated: 09/29/06


Momentous Change by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete

Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 23892 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/22/05 Updated: 09/18/06


Summary: Every Muggle has heard of Opposite Day, the one day of the year where you're allowed to act completely different than you normally would. But in the Wizarding world Opposite Day is much more literal...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2035 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/02/06 Updated: 09/08/06


Paint the Silence by electronicquillster
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 55]

Summary: Charlie returns to the Burrow and begins healing his own heart, as well as that of someone else. It's always darkest before the dawn.

Begun pre-Deathly Hallows.

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Character Death

Word count: 8197 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
02/25/06 Updated: 08/17/06


Memories of a Man by EccaDaisy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: "Six moments in time, they are all different but they all remind me of one man."

Told from Hermione's point of view, 6, 100 word peices that all lead back to Severus Snape. Please Read and Review.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death

Word count: 806 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/27/06 Updated: 08/03/06


Brave Little Cabbage by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Simone Cheney has a moral dilemma to solve: explain the horrible mess, or betray her dearest friend?

Categories: Femmeslash Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 2400 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/19/06 Updated: 07/19/06


Summary: The intrepid adventure of a departing student in pursuit of a certain inexplicably attractive Potions professor. Silly with a twist of bitter.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 2201 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/01/06 Updated: 07/06/06


Summary: Just where exactly did Dumbledore go for days on end during Half-Blood Prince? Surely all that time wasn't spent just looking for Horcruxes... Though, he did mention that he occasionally stopped for drinks before searching...

This story contains two of the most unlikey drinking buddies imaginable...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 1782 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/15/06 Updated: 06/18/06


The Unexpected Gift by Accio_Brain
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 115]

Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Substance Abuse

Word count: 1359 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/15/06 Updated: 06/18/06


The Dog Star by Aelan Greenleaf
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 61]

Summary: "James?" asked Lily, looking up to him, "Do you think that we're alone in being here?" -- "No, Ginny," answered Harry, "I think that this place has been like this forever."

Categories: Various Pairings Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 967 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/08/06 Updated: 06/14/06


A Special Birthday Surpise by Gonz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: Second Place in the One-Shot Challenge - Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for Hufflepuff House.

Tonks and Kingsley team up to give a certain someone a special Birthday surprise.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 897 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/23/06 Updated: 05/24/06


The Unseemly Proposal by sparx
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 5423]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 154682 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 05/22/06


Train Ride Home by Bubbles_456
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Crabbe and Goyle are going home from their sixth year at Hogwarts. Crabbe thinks about what happened that year.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 525 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/29/06 Updated: 05/01/06


The Ravenclaw Common Room by Slian Martreb
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: The war is done and a young girl finds herself in what will be her home for the next seven years. What she meets there will amaze, astound and...confuse?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1710 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/30/06 Updated: 04/30/06


Dear Mrs. Potter... by DaisyMaeEvans
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 202]

Summary: Past Featured StoryProfessor Granger deals with a pair of students who have inherited a knack for trouble...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1446 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/06 Updated: 04/16/06


You'll Think of Me by GracieAnne
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 79]

Summary: Hermione is doubling up on classes again, which means she has to bring back the Time Turner. She recieves a letter from Remus telling her to be careful with it and to use it wisely...everything that she already knows. But what she didn't know was how one little moment could send her back in time...farther than she really wanted to...

Categories: Hermione/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 11711 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 03/31/06


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