I love unusual ships (but I'll read any of them, really) and most humor, but I don't write too often.
Yes, I know something messed up on All They Wanted (previously All You Wanted, changed for copyright reasons) when I submitted it that kept it from being spaced correctly.
Summary: Post war-one shot. Who lives, and who dies? Depressing...
Summary: Sirius Black discovers that being a godfather isn't always easy, but it can certainly be rewarding...
Summary: It was his one chance at redemption, his last opportunity to see the daylight in the darkness that he felt abandoned in.
Set in the fifth year at Hogwarts, Draco finds someone who he can share his deepest insecurities with; the unfortunate, untalented, Neville Longbottom. In the potions lessons that Harry wanted to forget, Draco starts to believe that he might not be fated to a life as an irredeemable Death Eater. But hope comes at a price, and when it is gone, the fall often leaves you thinking you will never see daylight again.
Summary: Per Sirius: "The first one. I sound like a big, sodding girl, it's true, but the day our Remus decided he'd be bold about being a great poof and knocked me on my arse in the most un-smooth move you've ever seen (really, you'd think he'd have learned from me and James) and proceeded to snog me stupid was probably the finest moment of my young life at that point in time. Hottest, too."
Summary: Tom Riddle has never known his mother, but one afternoon, he sits down and decides to write a letter to the women he has never known....
Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete
Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.
Summary: Every Muggle has heard of Opposite Day, the one day of the year where you're allowed to act completely different than you normally would. But in the Wizarding world Opposite Day is much more literal...
Summary: Charlie returns to the Burrow and begins healing his own heart, as well as that of someone else. It's always darkest before the dawn.
Begun pre-Deathly Hallows.
Summary: "Six moments in time, they are all different but they all remind me of one man."
Told from Hermione's point of view, 6, 100 word peices that all lead back to Severus Snape. Please Read and Review.
Summary: Simone Cheney has a moral dilemma to solve: explain the horrible mess, or betray her dearest friend?
Summary: The intrepid adventure of a departing student in pursuit of a certain inexplicably attractive Potions professor. Silly with a twist of bitter.
Summary: Just where exactly did Dumbledore go for days on end during Half-Blood Prince? Surely all that time wasn't spent just looking for Horcruxes... Though, he did mention that he occasionally stopped for drinks before searching...
This story contains two of the most unlikey drinking buddies imaginable...
Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.
Summary: "James?" asked Lily, looking up to him, "Do you think that we're alone in being here?" -- "No, Ginny," answered Harry, "I think that this place has been like this forever."
Summary: Second Place in the One-Shot Challenge - Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes for Hufflepuff House.
Tonks and Kingsley team up to give a certain someone a special Birthday surprise.
Summary: The reign of Voldermort comes to an end, and with it ends the prestige and power Lucius Malfoy once had in the Wizarding World. In order to regain the respect of his fellow wizards and to make them believe that he has turned over a new leaf (which he actually hasn't) and has graciously accepted muggles and Mudbloods, Lucius asks Hermione, a Mudblood, to marry his son, Draco, a pure-blood. Obviously, they both refuse, but Lucius isn't going to give up easily. After all, he wants his status back. He still has a few tricks up his sleeve and is determined to play match-maker. What happens next is a series of events that serve only to bring Hermione and Draco closer, both literally and figuratively speaking. Read to find out how this one unseemly proposal causes absolute chaos in their lives! THIS STORY IS NOT HBP and DH COMPATIBLE! Hey all! Check out my personal info for the expected date of the next update. =)
Summary: Crabbe and Goyle are going home from their sixth year at Hogwarts. Crabbe thinks about what happened that year.
Summary: The war is done and a young girl finds herself in what will be her home for the next seven years. What she meets there will amaze, astound and...confuse?
Summary: Professor Granger deals with a pair of students who have inherited a knack for trouble...
Summary: Hermione is doubling up on classes again, which means she has to bring back the Time Turner. She recieves a letter from Remus telling her to be careful with it and to use it wisely...everything that she already knows. But what she didn't know was how one little moment could send her back in time...farther than she really wanted to...