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I love unusual ships (but I'll read any of them, really) and most humor, but I don't write too often.

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Summary:

When widowed Headmaster Phineas Nigellus commissions a private portrait, children and unexpected emotions complicate his elaborate plans for a simple seduction.

*A Victorian romance with a Christmas epilogue*



Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 11121 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/27/07 Updated: 08/03/07


Life As A Girl by blueshock
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 224]

Summary: What happens when a spell backfires; turning James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter into girls? Plz R&R.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13249 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
04/30/06 Updated: 05/30/07


10 Things I Love About You by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 27]

Summary:

Valentine's Day, 1996. Grimmauld Place is far from Tahiti, but with a Polynesian dancer costume, some sand, and a tropical dinner for two, Cami finds it's easier to create a romantic atmosphere than fit what she loves about Sirius onto a Valentine card.



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 3103 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/17/07 Updated: 05/17/07


Uncle Fred Calls Him Dick by MagEd
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1510]

Summary: Past Featured Story2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts

Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)

*Completed*

"Oh, I can so die happy now!" -Sirius Potter

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 67532 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/04/06 Updated: 05/01/07


Too Much is Never Enough by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary:

Severus wasn't a white knight content to be ennobled by the purity of his affection. He felt more like a black knight, greedy to possess his lady fair. Although he was willing to terrorise peasants and burn villages to complete his quest, could he slay the dragon of pride to make a romantic gesture?



Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 2343 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/20/07 Updated: 04/20/07


Sweet Anger by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 37]

Summary:

When Snape catches her in a compromising position and revokes Hogsmeade privileges, Tonks sees red. She plans payback and discovers that while revenge is supposedly a dish best served cold, it tastes even better hot.


*Not the usual 'Don't Stand so Close to Me' variety romance.*





Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Student/Teacher Romance

Word count: 4398 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/16/07 Updated: 04/16/07


Out of the Shadows by Scheherazade
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 20]

Summary: Tom and Miriam Riddle were never the closest of siblings, especially after all the horrible things he made her endure while they were in school. However, one day, after living a relatively happy life away from him, Miriam is thrust back into his clutches once more.

(A sequel to the fic, In the Shadow of the Serpent.)

Categories: Historical Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Character Death, Violence

Word count: 14225 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/19/06 Updated: 04/14/07


It Takes a Thief by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 30]

Summary:

It takes a thief to catch a thief, but when Auror Ginny Weasley goes beyond the call of duty to catch Draco Malfoy red-handed, he catches her off guard, professionally and romantically.

 



Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 6955 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/12/07 Updated: 04/12/07


A Slip of the Tongue by Ginny_W
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 355]

Summary: Ron wonders why he and Hermione have yet to start a romantic relationship and he takes drastic measures to find out.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 40886 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
05/16/06 Updated: 04/10/07


Long Since Forgotten by Scheherazade
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: Voldemort has been defeated, and as he slowly dies, his life begins to flash before his eyes....

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 1618 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/27/07 Updated: 04/06/07


Summary: In which a surprising number of things which were shadowed become clear to Hermione

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Mental Disorders, Student/Teacher Romance

Word count: 943 Chapters: 1 Completed: No
Published:
03/29/07 Updated: 04/05/07


A Tale of Two Matchmakers by Kerichi
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 1387]

Summary: Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!

Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.  

* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *

(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)

 



Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 312843 Chapters: 52 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/06 Updated: 03/25/07


A Legend Continued by Meryl Montgomery
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 127]

Summary: A story about Harry Potter's children growing up and becoming legends in their own right. Full of heated arguements, glowering girlfriends, and a rival too good-looking to be considered fair.

Chapter Eight Now Up!

Chapter Eight Excerpt:

'"This morning," McGonagall began, her face white. "I was greeted by two hysterical young girls from Ravenclaw. They informed me that they, along with their best friend Melanie Trumpett, were approached by a cloaked figure who appeared to have came from the Forbidden Forest. These two girls tried to persuade their friend to come along with them, as they were cautious of the stranger, but they said that Ms. Trumpett was answering oddly. She didn't look the same, and her eyes looked "funny"...'

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12506 Chapters: 9 Completed: No
Published:
07/10/06 Updated: 02/21/07


In Parallel by Morwen
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 7]

Summary: In another world, Remus and Sirius were born female and fell in love.

An AU femmeslash story. Betaed by MaiaMadness.

Categories: Remus/Sirius Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Slash

Word count: 2943 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/04/07 Updated: 02/13/07


Dumbledore's true love by Lily_ Evans
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 12]

Summary: Dumbledore fells in love with his Deputy Headmistress. They decide to share their love in secret. Who says love is just for young people?


This is my first fanfic. Please, Read & Review!

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1184 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/23/07 Updated: 01/24/07


Summary: Ron and Hermione are chosen to look after Draco and help him fit into the Muggle world after his magic has been taken away in retribution for his war crimes. Hermione, however, has been in a coma for five years after her marriage to Ron, and Draco has feelings for Ron. Add Harry to the mix and who ends up with who? Except that you know that already from the category. However, I hope I have enough to keep you reading anyway!











Categories: Harry/Draco Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Slash, Substance Abuse, Violence

Word count: 51715 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/20/06 Updated: 01/19/07


HerMany Loves by Over40Potterfan
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 59]

Summary: According to numerous fanfics; Hermione has been a busy girl... if you know what I mean!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 9853 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
07/03/05 Updated: 01/09/07


Third Time's the Charm by Ginny_W
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 23]

Summary: After being setup on two disastrous first dates, Hermione reluctantly agrees to a third.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5401 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 01/06/07


Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/07 Updated: 01/03/07


Happy Christmas, Lord Voldemort by Starmom
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 22]

Summary: The Death Eaters have to decide what to get Lord Voldemort for Christmas. Fun ensues.

***WINNER in the 2007 Phoenix Rising 'Mistletoe & Mayhem' Competition***

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 2434 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/06 Updated: 12/29/06


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