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10/16/06




"She's baaaack..."

Haha! It's been, what, nearly two years? I'm 17 now, I'm still a Potterhead, my writing's improved 100-fold, and I'm still a dragon-lover and true Ravenclaw at heart.

God bless Norberta!


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Order of Merlin - First Class by Melindaleo

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 43 Reviews
Summary: The Ministry of Magic is holding a Valentine's Day gala to honor the man who delivered them from the evil that had been darkening their lives. Unfortunately, the young hero has no desire to make an acceptance speech. Can his friends help get him in the right frame of mind? They can if their names are Fred and George Weasley.
*Originally written for the PS Valentine's Day challenge.

Voldy's Deathpants by Deathpants, Mind_Over_Matter, wendelin the wierd, cmwinters, Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 53 Reviews
Summary: The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!

Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

The Dark Lord's Blog by Schmerg_The_Impaler

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 1356 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary: What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!


Excerpts from Nagini's Diary by Scheherazade

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 184 Reviews
Summary: A look into the life of Voldy's pet snake, Nagini.

Cupid's Liquid Arrows by moonbeamfairy16

Rated: 3rd-5th Years • 155 Reviews
Summary: What happens when Fred and George test a love potion on Harry, Ron, and Hermione? Trouble happens of course!

The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 650 Reviews
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

The Unexpected Gift by Accio_Brain

Rated: Professors • 115 Reviews
Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.

S'mores by Crystallic Rain

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 115 Reviews
Summary: The truth about the fifth Gryffindor boy is revealed (Remus ate him), a comforter not-so-spontaneously combusts twice, James smells funny, and Peter likes chicken. And Natalie Blackwood snogs Sirius in a broom closet (yay inbred purebloods).

Catastrophe by Smenzer

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 18 Reviews
Summary: Hijinks erupt at Hogwarts when Hermione's cat gets sick and requires medication. Who will be brave enough to pill Crookshanks?

The Founding of Hogwarts by d3pr3ss3dNhappy

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 161 Reviews
Summary: During their third year at Hogwarts, Harry plays with Hermione's time turner and accidentally brings him, Hermione and Ron back to when Hogwarts was founded. The newly founded Hogwarts is even more confusing than present day Hogwarts. Includes some very intense betting and a highly competitive eating contest.

Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1

Rated: 1st-2nd Years • 328 Reviews
Summary: Post-OOTP. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him off, Harry accidentally casts a strange spell that turns Dumbledore and Voldemort into 16 year olds-Harry's age. Now both of them must live with Harry and the Dursleys...Please R&R! COMPLETE!!