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An Unclear Past - MTC is sort of like my baby. AUP is on hiatus until I finish MTC.
Meet the - Children? - 10/15 - Chapter Seven will be up soon!Sorry for the wait, guys!
Bio: I'm a teenage Ravenclaw girl from the US who has recently discovered the extreme properties of MNFF. Along with my love for Harry Potter, I enjoy geeky things like Science and Math, and enjoy watching globs of cinnamon toothpaste layered onto the bristles of my Colgate toothbrush. I have recently discovered the displeasures of addiction to the computer. I am also not like Voldemort, although my parents may think so. I love Broadway and theater/singing/acting/dancing! Wicked and Hairspray = love
Ships: Harry/Ginny, a little Harry/Hermione, Hermione/Draco, James/Lily, and Hermione/Ron.
Preference of HP books, greatest to least: 3, 7, 6, 1, 4, 5, 2
Preference of HP movies, greatest to least: 3, 5, 1, 4, 2
Beta(s): Schmergo, AKA Schmerg_The_Impaler, author of the fantastic story, the Dark Lord's Blog. (The link is in my faves.) Thanks, Schmerg!!
Books: Harry Potter, Twilight (etc.), Peaches, the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Lord of the Rings, Avalon High, The Princess Diaries series, All-American Girl, Ready or Not, How to Be Popular, anything by Meg Cabot, really, Elsewhere, Piratica, Nancy Drew, everything Cornelia Funke writes, the Chronicles of Prydain, and the Chronicles of Narnia.
Movies: Music and Lyrics, Freedom Writers, Just Like Heaven, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Rent, Spiderman, The Lakehouse, Calendar Girls, Hitch, Raising Helen, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, most of the Disney classic fims like The Little Mermaid and Cinderella, and I doubt anyone is really reading this so I shan't go on.
Music: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, the Beatles All-American Rejects,Wicked, Hairspray,all Broadway, really, Kelly Clarkson, Destiny's Child, Jurassic 5, Vanessa Carlton, KT Tunstall.... I could go on.
Which HP Kid Are You?
Many thanks to Roxy Black for the wicked AUP Banner and Sentinelity for the awesome MTC banner!
3rd-5th Years • 122 Reviews
Harry Potter was presumed killed in the Final Battle years ago, and those he left behind moved on, slowly picking up the pieces of the lives that had been shattered by the Second War. However, over a decade after the defeat of evil, a young boy is captured by a desperate man in the search of revenge. Auror Ginny Weasley is assigned to find and rescue Alex Ryerson from the cluches of evil and runs into his muggle father, whose emerald eyes are heartbreakingly familiar.
It seems that secrets cannot stay safe forever...
part ten in queue as of sept. 29th!
[post-hogwarts, Harry/Ginny and Ron/Hermione]
1st-2nd Years • 334 Reviews
WARNING! This story contains a jingle-bell antler headband, a shower of potatoes, boy/girl mushiness, underwear karaoke, family trouble, an excessively adorable werewolf, death, the song "Werewolves of London," betrayal, and the word 'Jordan' five times in a row near the beginning of chapter seven.
Twenty-one years after Voldemort's defeat, five fourth-years are faced with a new threat. Will all of the five stay true to the light side? Will they all emerge whole in the end? Will Jordan Potter ever get a life? You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll gasp, you'll sigh! Part one in a trilogy!
Well, after much deliberation and consideration, I've decided to submit my future-gen trilogy! This particular installment is three years old, so it's definitely different from my current writing style, but I'm quite fond of the characters.
DH is disregarded. It's a total coincidence that one of the main characters is named Ted Lupin.
Starring Quicksilver Quills 2008 Best Male Original Character runner-up Jordan Potter, Best Female Original Character nominees Ivy Potter, Haley Potter, and Emma Weasley, and Best Male Original Character nominee Ted Lupin!
Five times nominated (once for each member of Potter's Pentagon!) for the Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards, and nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Awards...
1st-2nd Years • 286 Reviews
Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
1st-2nd Years • 81 Reviews
What if Ginny hadn't been there after Harry won his Quidditch game? In his euphoria, Harry would have fallen for someone else, of course. And who could that be but the beautiful foreign exchange student, Mary-Sue!
A Mary Sue parody!
Warning: Extreme OOCness follows. All of the warnings this fic has are based on not-to-be-taken-seriously situations!
1st-2nd Years • 17 Reviews
Sirius Black goes to visit baby Harry Potter for the first time. But does he expect to be named Harry's godfather? *One-Shot*
6th-7th Years • 1510 Reviews
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts
Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
"Oh, I can so
die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
1st-2nd Years • 256 Reviews
It's the sequel to "The Dark Lord's Blog," guys! (And girls... and, I don't know, gender-neutral people and centaurs and walruses and parameciums and shrubs and stuff.)
Several months have passed since Filch came into possession of Voldemort's magical powers, and he has taken over Hogwarts.
With Filch serving as The Dark Lord Snoogerblossom, the position of Hogwarts caretaker/janitor is open. Seeing as Voldemort wants his magical powers back, he and his extremely attractive new sidekick, Mungo Phelps, go undercover at Hogwarts, with Mungo posing as a transfer student and Voldemort posing as the new janitor. Wacky high-jinks ensue.
Join Voldemort as he tries to get back his magic, kill Harry Potter, steal Gryffindor's sword to make a shiny new Horcrux, romance Minerva McGonagall, discover Sirius's secret to becoming a chick magnet, and swallow a teaspoon of his pride to mop up spills the Muggle way and wear an unflattering uniform! WARNING: Extremely silly and very out-of-character.
If you haven't read "The Dark Lord's Blog," well, what are you doing? GO READ IT NOW! Just click on my author name and you'll be directed to my chaotic author page, which lists all my wacky stories.
This is on hiatus, dudes. Ooh! But it was twice nominated by nice (and insane) people for the Best Humour Fic award in the Quicksilver Quills thingy!
Also, some wonderful loony nominated Mungo Phelps for Best Male OC, making him if possible even more conceited! (No one had the heart to tell Mungo that he was designed as an example of a terrible OC.)
EXCITING NEWS! "The E-Journal of an Evil Janitor" is now continued as a Twitter blog! Go to Twitter dot com and find thedarklord666. Voldy's waiting!
3rd-5th Years • 17 Reviews
Six years after the defeat of Voldemort, Harry still suffers from major memory loss, and shows no signs of recovery. How will Ginny handle Harry's transformation?
1st-2nd Years • 126 Reviews
The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without
the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?
3rd-5th Years • 428 Reviews
Fifteen-year-old Harry Potter wakes up in his cupboard under the stairs at number four, Privet Drive with no memory of the past five years of his life. What happened to his memory? What do his strange dreams mean? And most importantly, how will he survive in a school for incurably criminal boys?
This is primarily a mystery, with a bit of shippiness thrown in here and there. Of course, if I told you WHO is involved in the shippiness, that would ruin part of the mystery, wouldn’t it?
This story takes place immediately after OotP (and thus disregards HBP).
1st-2nd Years • 714 Reviews
What happens when Dumbledore has his latest "brilliant" idea, to start an advice column, and call it 'Dear Dumby'? Letters from some of our favourite Hogwarts students, some of our not so favourite Hogwarts students, some not even Hogwarts students at all, and, of course, lots of madness!
Pre-HBP for obvious reasons!
Nominee for the Best Humour Award in the Quicksilver Quill Awards!
Many thanks to all who voted for it!
1st-2nd Years • 13 Reviews
"Hazel bored into emerald, igniting the magic fire of love that cannot be explained but is felt only once in a lifetime."
Witness the marriage of two of the most beloved (though little-known) characters in the world of magic.
3rd-5th Years • 408 Reviews
Lily thought she was in for a boring summer... but James Potter had other ideas. Love Letters, with a rather bizarre twist.
1st-2nd Years • 20 Reviews
When baby Harry won't stop crying, Lily tells him a fairy tale. But in the real world, not everyone gets a happy ending.
1st-2nd Years • 90 Reviews
During her fifth year, Lily Evans decides to write a guide to life at Hogwarts, and how to survive it. She covers all aspects of life, and gives helpful advice on how to deal with certain scenarios. For example, would you know what to do if you realised there was a kleptomaniac in your Dorm? What if you lost your beloved teddy bear, Mr Muffles? And do you know how to push, without any force? Read on, and find out the best way of living and surviving at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry ...
1st-2nd Years • 831 Reviews
Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!