Penname: Love_Me_Not_6964 [Contact]
Real name: Mikayla
Member Since: 01/18/05
Website: www.geocities.com/mikjohnson2006/
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I'm in the process of writing a novel (I know, at age 16, I don't have much experience) but I'm in a college English class and, believe you me, it helps a lot. It's a wierd fantasy, modern epic, but it has circulated around my school and, apparantly, I have fans I don't even know.

I *love* Alan Rickman! He is one of the most talented men in the world and his voice is...*starry eyes*...well, let's just say it's sexy enough to be the voice of God. I love to play piano, it's my yoga, and I love reading. The author I'm obsessed with now is Dumas. I usually tend to like older guys, which people sort of find creepy, but success and sophistication is what attracts me.

As for Harry Potter? I think he's a prick now (excuse my french) but, honostly, in the 5th book, he watched Snape's memory and didn't even apologize! That made me so mad so my sympathies lie with Snape.

If you're on Myspace look up Mikayla and my picture is a Nightmare Before Christmas cd cover.

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Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


Dreary Summers by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 43]

Summary: Harry Potter is given a diary, and the result is the ability to write about summer with the Dursleys. Harry takes his anger and pain out in the only way he can, by being grimly humourous. He's an outcast, he doesn't belong, and he never will. Inspired by a quote from Charles Dickens' David Copperfield --- “What meals I had in silence and embarrassment, always feeling that there were a knife and fork too many, and those mine; an appetite too many, and that mine; a plate and chair too many, and those mine; a somebody too many, and that I!”–

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6735 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 04/12/05


Sonnet for the Moon by Zetera
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 29]

Summary: Remus Lupin contemplates in solitude. Short and sweet.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 153 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 01/25/05


The Long Wait by ancientgirl
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 573]

Summary: This story has been posted on several sites dedicated to the pairing of Hermione and Severus Snape. She is 22 in this story, and there was no relationship between the two while she was a student. If this pairing bothers you, please don't read.

Categories: Hermione/Snape Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 51401 Chapters: 29 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 12/13/04


Summary: Past Featured StoryThis tale of the teacher whom everyone loathes,
Accounts for his anger and elegant clothes.
It dripped through my mind when, too scantily cloaked,
I got caught in a rainstorm and throughly soaked.













WARNING: Despite the glints of humour, you will need a handkerchief.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5092 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/12/04 Updated: 11/12/04


Severus Snape and the Morning Routine by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: Everyone does something when they start the day. So what does Snape do? The first appearance of Severus Snape's "Fuzzy Bat Slippers" occurs in this story - so if you've heard about them, blame me. Originally posted in the "Snape's PoV" thread on Mugglenet's Official forums - CoSForums.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 690 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/10/04 Updated: 11/10/04


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