Penname: Keltoi [Contact]
Real name: Bernie Dwyer
Member Since: 01/12/05
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Starting^W Finished a film & TV production course this^W last year. Hope to become a screenwriter.

Update 2nd March - my first screenplay synopsis got rejected (sob!), well, not rejected, but it won't fit into a 6-minute film (our major assessment for the year), so I've got to come up with something short and punchy!

Update 6th July - it looks like I'll actually get to make a film! Got the essential crew, and first casting session this weekend! Maybe I'll get some time to write HP fics after it's done...

Update 30 March 2006 - well, I made a movie! After it's finished a successful cinema release (yuk yuk), I'll post it on a website.

I have to say, writing a fanfic and getting the feedback was INVALUABLE! Thanks Seren, and the other moderators.
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Odd Couple by Raven_Stag
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 151]

Summary: Rather suddenly Hermione found herself single and out on her own. Luckily for her, Harry has a spare bedroom. But when the fit hits the shan, will they be able to come out the other end sane? That remains to be seen ... Chapter EIGHT is HERE! YAY! Please enjoy. Warning: mild to severe language.

Categories: Harry/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 25047 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/11/04 Updated: 08/12/07


Lacrima Serpentis by Insecurity
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 311]

Summary: This story is set in the dystopian society of Wizarding England under the control of Voldemort. Fifteen years after leaving Hogwarts, Harry Potter is in hiding; he fears the words of the Prophecy and has lost the will to fight. This story tells the tale of an adult Hermione who sacrifices everything: her family, her moral beliefs and eventually her dignity, in order to save the Wizarding world. She becomes a Death Eater under the recommendation of someone she barely trusts. She struggles to find the courage and strength, but with every choice she makes she gets deeper and deeper into danger.




Chapter 33 is finally up. Thank you for your support and patience..

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 117014 Chapters: 38 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/27/04 Updated: 09/08/06


The Draught of Prospicio by Burrowbrat
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 411]

Summary: *Last Chapter up!!! It's been awesome everyone!!! Over 4000 reads and 300 reviews!!! You guys are amazing!!!* It is summer before sixth year and everyone has gotten together to celebrate Harry's Birthday when something goes terribly wrong for Ron and Hermione. How will everyone handle this terrible event and how will everything turn out?! *~*this fic is written pre HBP (see a/n on my pro for more info)*~*

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 20534 Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/15/05 Updated: 08/16/05


Someone to Die For by Ella Norman
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 423]

Summary: Hermione always dreamed of being a Healer, and now that's she's begun her career, she refuses to let a silly thing like love get in her way. What happens when Ron, wounded in battle, is admitted to St. Mungo's? And, when an inside informant threatens the lives of both her and her friends, will she finally get her priorities in order? Chapter Twenty, guys, it's the end! Now, a big, super-awesome, enthusiatic thanks to every single person who reviewed my story! I love you all, and it's been a good run.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 44503 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/14/05 Updated: 08/02/05


You're Me?! by Ron Weasley
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 294]

Summary: After a supposed potion mix-up, Ron and Hermione go through some life changing experiences. Will Ron be able to control his fascination with Hermione's body? Will Hermione be able to...you know...go? You'll have to read to find out.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 11893 Chapters: 10 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/15/05 Updated: 04/27/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Summary: A night out in a pub cause Harry and Ron to have problems with the women in their lives. Will Hermione and Ginny forgive them for being normal sixteen year old boys? According to the reviews, this is a funny story. Please read and review!

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 10125 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/08/05 Updated: 03/09/05


Soaked in the Sea of Envy by Ron Weasley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 151]

Summary: Last chapter is submitted! Hermione kept a secret about someone special for 5 years and this year at school she decided to tell this person her feelings. Plans change when she meets someone at Ron's house. Hermione keeps an eye on this person because of her mysterious ways. 2000+ reads!

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 25689 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 02/05/05


Summary: Sirius Black, the most saught after male in the history of Hogwarts, has just had another successful friday night...but the girl he's with is not who he expected (one shot, rated for implied sex and some language, total humour!!!)

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1077 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/29/05 Updated: 01/29/05


When It Comes by foxie
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 219]

Summary:

Summer post OoTP. Recovery after DoM tragedy. This time it's different, however. It's not Harry who's having nightmares. It's not Harry who gets hurt. It's not Harry who learns it all the hard way.

an outtake: >"Guess it’s time to admit it, Ron,” she whispered, knowing well, that he couldn’t hear her, “I did misjudged you. I did... And I don’t think I know you as well as I thought I did,” she closed her eyes, one last time touching his scarred arm, “And you’re not of the emotional range of a teaspoon, Ron. You’re much more... You’re so much more...”

PEOPLE! I'LL POST NEXT CHAPTER ON SUNDAY!! PROMISE!

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 40534 Chapters: 13 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/13/04 Updated: 01/27/05


Hopes, Lies, and Discoveries by JoWannabe
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 85]

Summary: Begins at King's Cross and continues at the Burrow the summer after 5th year. Ron confronts Hermione about Viktor Krum and learns a few things. A little fluff, a little angst, a little Fred and George...

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9212 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/17/04 Updated: 11/25/04


Summary: If Hermione hadn't met the boys on the train that first day, things would most certainly be different. Featuring Metro!Ron, Loser!Harry, Stalker!Hermione, and Smoker!Ginny.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4502 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/24/04 Updated: 11/24/04


The Talk(s) by smokeline
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 84]

Summary: After walking in on a snog-session between Ron and Hermione, the Weasley family takes it upon themselves to inform them about the birds and the bees. One-shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3742 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 11/07/04


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