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Real name: steph
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*queue lights*....ok hmm a little about me...hows this for starters...my name's steph, and i've been alive and kicking for 16 years now. I currently live in Alberta, Canada (home of the polar bear!). I'm in high school, and my strongest subby (subject) is english. I thought to myself "maybe i can do something with that", and whala! an author was born. well not really born, as i was technically born 16 years ago. But i'm sure you get the gist. I dont think anyone ever reads these bio things anyways, so for all i know, i could be rambling on to a brick wall...well computer screen...or..you know...not. Anyways! after that absolutely spiffing excerpt on me...i shall take my leave. Hugs. Peace.

*oh and i was just kidding about the whole polar bear thing...alberta's not really the home of the polar bear..lol...in fact i've never even seen one....well unless you count the zoo..............

Ta.
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Studying Isn't Everything by smokeline
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 238]

Summary: A view into Hermione's diary shows the human that resides behind the bookworm. PG-13 for language. Note: This fic was completed before the release of HBP, so it will only follow through OOTP canon.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 15842 Chapters: 10 Completed: No
Published:
11/08/04 Updated: 08/12/07


Summary: Mere weeks after OOTP's end, we find Harry in his room. He is unwilling to do anything but lie in bed, demoralized by the loss of Sirius. That is until he receives a letter. This is an AU fiction with some anghst and pairings of Hermione/Ron and Ginny/Harry. Humor is my primary focus however. Story complete. There is a sequel: "The Deepest, Most-Desired Wish." You can find it in the Dark/ Angsty section.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Violence

Word count: 55076 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/17/05 Updated: 03/14/06


Summary: Past Featured StoryGiving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29400 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 07/25/05


Swapping with Snape by Loz
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 401]

Summary: Thanks to an ingenious plan of Dumbledore's, Severus Snape and Harry Potter swap bodies. They're doing this to fight Voldemort.

Dumbledore says it's the only way Harry can survive. But can Snape get over the trials and tribulations of being a teenager again, and can Harry battle unruly Potions students and greasy black hair?

In short - will either of them survive?

The latest chapter is shown from Snape's point of view.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 35656 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/11/04 Updated: 06/29/05


Summary: *one-shot* The soon-to-be-married Lily takes her quill in her hand and writes James her final love letter before she become his bride. These are the musings and wonderings of a young girl, who is about to become a woman. Please R&R.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1318 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/22/05 Updated: 04/15/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


A Day in the Life by Ginger Hair
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 207]

Summary: A Potions assignment gone wrong sends Harry and Ginny into the past while Lily and James are sent into the future. How will Ginny and Harry cope with the Marauders? Better yet, how will Lily and James cope with Ron and Hermione? Will they ever get back to their rightful eras? Read on to find out. Please read and review. From what my fans say, its funny. You decide for yourself.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 15704 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/02/05 Updated: 02/01/05


Next Game! by Liisa
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: The Marauders and Company get their hands and some muggle board games. Hilarity ensues.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3095 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/18/05 Updated: 01/18/05


Summary: Lupin handles Harry's grieving in the most insightful and mature way he can: by taking him out and getting him utterly plastered. However, as one rather astute young auror notes, drinking and pretending nothing is wrong is NOT dealing with your problems, and Remus Lupin must confront his grieving.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Substance Abuse

Word count: 7623 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 01/01/05


Harry's Secret by Future_Weasley
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: This story is in response to the Fortnight Fwooper Challenge. Harry has a secret that no one knows, which is a good thing, because it is really embarassing. Unfortunately during a stormy night in his sixth year, his secret is revealed to the entire school. How will the school react to Harry's secret? Will Harry be able to cope with his secret not being a secret anymore? Will the first year who was sitting next to the (conveniently open) window ever get over her cold?! Read to find out!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2461 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/20/04 Updated: 12/20/04


Summary: This story may be read separately, or as a companion piece and/or missing scenes from my other fic, HIGHLY IMPROBABLE. It was written in response to a challenge. I have assigned this an R rating, but it is very tame and contains much more silliness than sex. SUMMARY: What is the one thing that will generally persuade a man to do something that he really doesn't want to do? Severus Snape may be an extremely powerful wizard, but he is still a man!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 8146 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/12/04 Updated: 12/13/04


The Signature by JayLu
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 18]

Summary: Sirius and James try to convince Remus to uphold his word on a bet made the night before.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1598 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/04 Updated: 11/15/04


The Talk(s) by smokeline
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 84]

Summary: After walking in on a snog-session between Ron and Hermione, the Weasley family takes it upon themselves to inform them about the birds and the bees. One-shot.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3742 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 11/07/04


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