I'm your basic insane Harry Potter/Star Wars geek who likes punk music and lives in her own little deranged world.
Bands: All-American Rejects,Cartel, Plain White T's
Books: Harry Potter Series, The Thief Lord, Uglies, Pretties, Specials, The Outsiders, Freak the Mighty....and a million other books = )
Movies: Harry Potter Series, Star Wars Series,Pirates of the Caribbean Series, Napoleon Dynamite, The Benchwarmers, Blades of Glory (anything with Jon Heder), The Producers
Actors: Rupert Grint (my husband), Jon Heder, Devon Werkheiser, and Mitchell Musso.
Stores: Hollister, Gap and Old Navy
Paris Hilton, The Red Sox, Eragon, rap music, popularity, and dumb blond jokes.
Harry Potter: Ron/Hermione, Remus/Tonks, Harry/Ginny, Luna/Neville.
Other: Han Solo/Leia Organa Solo,Will Turner/ Elizabeth Swann, Jackson/Lilly ,Ned/Moze,and other random shows I watch...
Please R&R! Especially my new one As Grandma Always Says if you've finished DH!
1st-2nd Years • 49 Reviews
The Dark Lord pays Professor Snape a late night visit, with the intention of teaching Snape to fly.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Best Humor Story!
1st-2nd Years • 30 Reviews
What I hope is an appropriate send-off for the loved ones we lost in Deathly Hallows. Hope you like it.
Nominated for the 2007 Quicksilver Quills!
1st-2nd Years • 46 Reviews
Sequel to the parody 'Tom Riddle and the Half Blood Prince', which I am proud to state won the 2006 Quicksilver Quill award for best humor. Prior reading is advised, but not absolutely necessary.
1st-2nd Years • 54 Reviews
Tonks thought she was going to have a nice, normal summer...for once...but she doesn't count on the Marauders showing up...with plans to spend the entire holidays. Can she spend the next two months avoiding them...or will fate, natural curiosity and the irrepressible Marauders get the better of her?
Edited by mod: Please do not put author's notes in your summary.
1st-2nd Years • 20 Reviews
When Susan Bones meets Percy Weasley, she is not impressed -- especially not by the way he tries to use her. However, she believes in second chances, and in this troubled time they need all the allies they can get -- especially their families. Can Susan convince Percy of this?
1st-2nd Years • 126 Reviews
The Marauders are having their first Divination lesson, and they quickly realize what a waste of time it is. In order to liven things up, Siriusmakes a few predictions without
the aid of tea leaves. Obviously, he's no Seer, because there's no way James and Lily will ever get married, Peter will become an evil minion, or Remus will fall for Sirius' baby cousin... right?
1st-2nd Years • 1355 Reviews
What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
1st-2nd Years • 22 Reviews
Summary: "If you wanted to drown yourself," she commented casually, "you'd have had better luck staying out on the pitch."
A missing moment, just after Gryffindor loses the Quidditch match in PoA, in which Katie Bell attempts to cheer up a forlorn Oliver Wood.
3rd-5th Years • 16 Reviews
Katie Bell finally musters enough courage to ask a certain Quidditch Captain a question. The result? Definitely not what she expected!
Katie's POV. KB/OW fluff. Sigh...
1st-2nd Years • 145 Reviews
In every story, there are missing scenes: smaller stories that don't make it into the main plot, but that subconsciously happen all the same. Harry Potter is no different — behind the scenes were the makings of a love that surprised us all.
1st-2nd Years • 833 Reviews
Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
1st-2nd Years • 723 Reviews
A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."
1st-2nd Years • 297 Reviews
Hermione describes her Ron troubles in this series of hilarious journal entries, notes passed in class, and lists. And...Mrs Norris is a duck?
NOTE: This was written quite some time ago, in my younger years. It was my first story...which should explain a lot.