So if you've ever seen the movie In the Land of Women, you probably know me pretty well. The character played by Adam Brody is basically me in male form. Apart from the fact that I don't write soft porn, we're pretty much twins. Or maybe I do..... Might as well read my stories!;)
I find my greatest strength in wanting to be strong. I find my greatest bravery in deciding to be brave.
-David Levithan, Boy Meets Boy
God isn’t compatible with machinery and scientific medicine and universal happiness. You must make your choice. Our civilization has chosen machinery, medicine, and happiness.
-Aldous Huxley, Brave New World
There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book. Books are well written or badly written, that is all.
When life hands you a lemon say, “Oh yeah, I like lemons. What else you got?”
-Ann Brashares, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Does Zeus look familiar?
-Dan Brown, Angels and Demons
The Earth Turns
The Sun Burns
But I Die
-“Without You” from Rent
Home is behind
The world ahead
And there are many paths to tread
-“The Steward of Gondor” from The Lord of the Rings (the movies)
I’ve got a jar of dirt! I’ve got a jar of dirt! And guess what’s inside it?
-Johnny Depp in Pirates of the Caribbean
I’m not a perfect person
-Hoobastank, “The Reason”
Hate will get you every time
-Nada Surf, “Always Love”
Not all who wander are lost.
Some books should be tasted
But only a few
Should be chewed and digested thoroughly.
-Cornelia Funke, Inkheart
6th-7th Years • 667 Reviews
When Draco Malfoy finds himself falling for the Gryffindor know-it-all, he convinces himself that it’s merely witchcraft. But when they both finally come to terms with the truth, nothing can stop them from being together. This is a tale of forbidden love and dangerous passion weaved into the Half-Blood Prince, where circumstances beyond their control might tear Draco and Hermione apart forever… Check out the long awaited sequal Fatum Amoris...The Fate of Love about Medea Malfoy and Patrick Potter now appearing in the other pairings section.
6th-7th Years • 35 Reviews
Fred and George are interested in Ginny's love life. Will they hurt or help her efforts. Warning for later chapter.
Professors • 217 Reviews
A story about Draco and Ginny as two people on opposing sides in a world heading towards division and war once more.
1st-2nd Years • 32 Reviews
Summary: Written for the Slytherin In-House Banner Challenge
Mysterious glances, slow dances, confusion at the face of old enemies. After a row with Ron, Hermione figured that the wedding of her best friend wouldn't be much to think about. But instead, she finds herself still as death, dancing in deception, and trying to figure out her dancing partner's Illusive Ambitions.
1st-2nd Years • 284 Reviews
Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......
1st-2nd Years • 122 Reviews
Ever wondered why Florean Fortescue was taken by the Death Eaters?
Lord Voldemort is on the quest to find the best, evilest flavour of ice cream, and he will stop at nothing to get it.
This is a very short, very silly and quite OOC little one-shot written as consolation for the fact that "E-Journal" is on hiatus. It's based on a prompt given to me by the ridiculously talented Inigoenigma.
Nominated for Best Humour fic in the Quicksilver Quills awards!
6th-7th Years • 1511 Reviews
Summary: 2008 QSQ Awards Runner-up for Best Post-Hogwarts
Harry defeated Voldemort. Harry married Ginny. Harry and Ginny had five children. Harry disappeared. My name is Lily Potter, and this is the story of what happened when my father returned after six years missing to find my mother about to re-marry. This is the story of myself, my crazy family, and most of all, this is the story of my parents and the man who tried to come between them. (pre-Deathly Hallows)
"Oh, I can so
die happy now!" -Sirius Potter
6th-7th Years • 1387 Reviews
Romance for three couples when Blaise and Luna use Shakespearean styled matchmaking to hook up Ginny and Draco. There's Much Ado about...something!
Nominated for a Quicksilver Quill for Best Romance-Non Canon 2007, 2008, and 2009. In 2010 mods changed the rules (they got tired of the same fics being nominated ^_~) so no more QQ hopes, but that's okay. No proof is needed that Draco/Ginny = love.
* Written before the HBP, this tale presents an alternate sixth year in which Dumbledore lives, Draco is more than a foil to Harry, and Blaise Zabini is a girl. I hope readers who ship Draco/Ginny will enjoy the story which includes dancing with faeries, Celtic and Norse mythology, school holidays in London and Spain, and loads of fantasy and romance. "Is this a kissing book?" (to quote the Princess Bride) Yes, it is. *
(Warnings were added for safety, due to brief allusions in later chapters, not graphic content.)
Professors • 121 Reviews
Ron and Hermione are chosen to look after Draco and help him fit into the Muggle world after his magic has been taken away in retribution for his war crimes. Hermione, however, has been in a coma for five years after her marriage to Ron, and Draco has feelings for Ron. Add Harry to the mix and who ends up with who? Except that you know that already from the category. However, I hope I have enough to keep you reading anyway!
1st-2nd Years • 1356 Reviews
What does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.
WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.
RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!
Professors • 155 Reviews
Ginny commemorates the fifth anniversary of her death and finds herself face to face with someone from her past.
1st-2nd Years • 19 Reviews
If your BF/GF fails to turn up at your date, what do you think happened? Most of the time, we think it's "just not meant to be."
Maybe there's more to it than it seems. You never know. But don't say it's "just not meant to be."
3rd-5th Years • 38 Reviews
After the last battle, can the survivors deal with the pain of losing their most beloved friend?
Not fully a romance, but with just enough fluff thrown in it can qualify. It is definetly a bittersweet story with moslty Ron/Hermione but with a teensy bit of Harry/Ginny. Bring a tissue! One-shot. Fully revised, finally! R&R
3rd-5th Years • 28 Reviews
The story of the tragedy that would change the lives of two young boys forever.
*Note* If you review this, please do not mention the names of any characters. Thanks, I don't want to ruin the surprise for anyone
1st-2nd Years • 137 Reviews
Summary: Over 3500 reads and counting!!! _____Okay so I had said this was to become my version of book seven but I just don't like that they are already together I want to develop that over a series if I'm going to write one, not smack dab at the beggining so I will post the sequel to this story and that will be it. I will write a book seven but I want it to be better than what this story allows!! So look for Harry Potter and the Final Riddle later!! The sequel to this story (5 A.M. Revelations) has been validated sp please go read!
It's late at the Burrow the night after Bill and Fleur's wedding and Hermione has alot of things on her mind that she needs to get out. Will a certain redhead be able to help her or will he be as cluless as ever? Please Review!! this is my first HP fic!
Please look at the banner I made for this story!! it's on my author profile!!
1st-2nd Years • 105 Reviews
There's no better Christmas gift than a first kiss. A special Ron/Hermione Christmas one-shot to keep you warm - no misteltoe required. Special Christmas Update 12/25/05: "Ron's Secret" - a special illustration by yours truly!
3rd-5th Years • 38 Reviews
Summary: Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
A saviour in a desolate place; redemption given to a former enemy. For beauty shines through the darkest despair...
This story has undergone major editing.
1st-2nd Years • 476 Reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione make a trip to Godric's Hollow to visit the Potters' graves. There, Harry speaks to his parents for the first time, and in so doing, discovers that the dead are never truly lost. (One-shot. Bring your kleenex.)
1st-2nd Years • 160 Reviews
This is a spin off of the famous child star countdowns. It is the famous child witch or wizard countdown. Where are they now? What made them worthy of the countdown? Fellow witches and wizards are on hand for one-on-one interviews about the famous witches and wizards.(pre-HBP)For those that have been wondering about the sequel, info can be found on my profile page
1st-2nd Years • 35 Reviews
Summary: ‘I hate you’ she would say, ‘I can’t stop thinking about you, and I blame you, obviously, for that. I’m not sane anymore; I can’t breathe freely thanks to you. What have you done to me? Why am I so obsessed with what I am not to have? With someone that, clearly, doesn’t feel anything close to this…this misery?’