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Real name: Analisa
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Well, onto the boring stuff:

I'm Analisa, a fifteen-year-old girl with no life. Thus, here I am.

I like HP, reading, writing, fan fiction, hanging out with friends, shopping, and a lot of other random stuff.

You should all read my favorite stories and stories of my favorite authors, because they're my favorite for a reason.

I have one story up *points below* and am working on some more. The first chapter of a chaptered fic is with a beta, and another one-shot is in the queue.

Name: Analisa (or Analisical, depending on who's talking). Other nicknames I've heard include Ana, Anni, Lisa, Lis, Alisa, An, and "Hey, You!" but Analisa works just fine, thanks.

Age: Five hundred and twenty-three. Minus five hundred and nine. You can figure it out.

Zodiac sign: Pieces, like a fish (actually, I'm not that good of a swimmer, but oh well)

Ships: *points at username* Other than that, I don't particuarly care for any of the other canon ships (Harry/Ginny, Remus/Tonks, Lily/James). I can live with them, but I don't ship them. I can handle most ships, but usually not student/teacher, and definitely not Snape/Hermione or Harry/Hermione. I don't like most slash pairings, except for Remus/Sirius, which is growing on me.

Favorite category I like Marauder era and Romance best (though of course it depends on the sub-cat in Romance). Many people like D/A, but they just depress me, and I don't personally like being depressed. I read from every category, though, depending on my mood.

Favorite characters: I like Ron and Remus, closely followed by George, who for some reason insists on dragging Fred along with him. *sigh* You'd think they were siamese...

Favorite HP book: It's a tie between PoA and HBP. DH might conquer, though, when it's out.

Favorite non-HP books: I really like Heir Apparent, by V.V.V. I also love the Piratica books. Recently, I've been reading the Uglies series. I like the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, the Clique, anything by Meg Cabot, and about a thousand other books that I can't think of right now. I read super fast, so I can go through a 400 page book in a day, easy. I read a lot, so usually the only problem is finding a book I haven't already read. (In short, I end up re-reading a lot)

Favorite movies: Harry Potter movies, obviously. PotC movies (a recent obsession), LotR movies (epics!), Star Wars (call me a geek, but I love them), Titanic (no matter what you say, it's the saddest, most romantic movie ever!), High School Musical (before everyone went beserko and Disney began hyping it up, which annoyed me), Finding Nemo, Miss Congeniality, Hidalgo, the Little Mermaid, O Brother Where Art Thou, Oh dear me I can't think of any more...

Favorite food: Chocolate! And, um, as for real food...I could live off of bread, salt, and Diet Coke. Healthy, isn't it?

Favorite animal: Um...let's say a dodo, just for the heck of it.

Favorite color: Aqua. This one color I've only seen twice in my life on an Atlantis Resort commercial. Never seen that commercial again, or that exact shade of blue-green, but it's my favorite!

*decides not to bore you people anymore*

*vanishes in a swish of robes*

Until next update, dear friends! ;)
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Werewolf Among Wizards by shewolf2000
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 91]

Summary: Glimpses into Remus Lupin's life at Hogwarts, all trying to answer the question: Is Remus a normal wizard who just has a “furry little problem”, or is he a werewolf among wizards, trying to fit in where he may never truly belong?

Now with more Snape down the Whomping Willow! Check out Chapter 10: A Highly Amusing Joke and Chapter 11: Skyfall



Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity

Word count: 79615 Chapters: 11 Completed: No
Published:
12/02/07 Updated: 04/29/13


Moments of His Life by LilMissGranger
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 70]

Summary: This is the story of the adventures of Lily and James Potter as they watch their son grow up from afar, only allowed these small moments....

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9226 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
12/09/05 Updated: 09/14/09


You Want To Make A Memory? by Potter
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1183]

Summary: Past Featured StoryChapter Ninety Six is posted!

This is the story of four boys. This is the story of a boy from a family he wants to escape from. This is the story of a boy who is from a family he loves deeply, but lacks the gift of a best friend. This is the story of a boy who has been living with a curse his entire life, fighting to overcome it. This is the story of a boy who wishes to show people what he can do. This is the story of how these four boys came to know each other, of how they became friends. This is the story of their unbreakable bond, of a bond that could survive any test, any trial. This is a story that will ultimately end in tragedy.

Nominated for a 2007 and 2009 Quicksilver Quill Award - Best Marauder's Era Featured Mugglenet Fanfiction, October 2011

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Strong Profanity, Violence

Word count: 401906 Chapters: 96 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/15/07 Updated: 09/02/09


Luna's Truth or Dare by Hutchinson
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 523]

Summary: What happens when Luna challenges her friends to a game of Truth or Dare?

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 28986 Chapters: 14 Completed: No
Published:
01/23/08 Updated: 01/14/09


Inbred by Sirenny
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 81]

Summary: It is a well known fact that all the Pureblooded families are inbred, but it is not until the issue of marriage arises that Draco realises just how out of hand the problem has truly become.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe, Book 7 Disregarded, Sexual Situations

Word count: 13856 Chapters: 6 Completed: No
Published:
09/26/07 Updated: 02/18/08


All He Knew by Indigoenigma
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Love.

It could lie dormant for years before it manifested. And once it did, it stayed.

And that was all that Albus knew.


Categories: Same-Sex Pairings Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 1537 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/03/08 Updated: 02/04/08


Intertwining Fates by x_lily_evans_x
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 87]

Summary: Five people from the different walks of life. One, born of the noble, was pampered; one, born of the dark, was disgraced; one, born of the ordinary, was extraordinary; one was cursed; and one well, liked cheese.

Five children, five lives. Add five yellowish envelopes with green writing, and their fates are intertwined forever.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 19971 Chapters: 5 Completed: No
Published:
08/10/07 Updated: 01/29/08


Summary: Past Featured StoryFred is dead.

But that's just the beginning! Because one of George's ears is up in heaven, and the other is down on earth...

Oh, the possibilities!

Written for the Next Great Adventure challenge on the MNFF beta boards. I am Schmerg_The_Impaler of Hufflepuff House.
Twice nominated for Best Post-Hogwarts Story in the 2008 Quicksilver Quills Awards!

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 9446 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/29/07 Updated: 10/31/07


Head Over Feet by Liisa
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 208]

Summary: Over ten years after Hogwarts, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny find that they can't escape from all their problems just yet. Loosly based on Oscar Wilde's "An Ideal Husband". RHr HG

Categories: Post-Hogwarts Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 68512 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/06 Updated: 07/13/07


Senses by Gryffinpuff
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 569]

Summary: Sense: a word of so many meanings. This is a story about senses. The common sense notion of self preservation that is lost when friends are in need, the senses of the body that can be damaged so easily, and the intuitive senses of the heart that tell you when things have changed. R/Hr focused with a little bit of H/G, not a lot of fluff, with rotating views between the characters on a truly horrific day.



Quicksilver Quills Runner-Up - Best Romance, Canon

Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 44591 Chapters: 16 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/01/06 Updated: 05/01/07


Of Bras, Hail, and Pustules by joybelle423
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: The Gryffindor and Slytherin Quidditch teams are trapped in the locker room due to a sudden hail storm, and they both want the pitch when the rain lets up. What do they do to determine who gets it? Play Truth or Dare, of course!

Written for FenrirG for the Ravenclaw Spring Exchange 2007.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4236 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/16/07 Updated: 04/21/07


A Letter Never Read by beauty and brains
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 64]

Summary: A motherless child. A heart-broken father. A box filled with long lost treasures. And a letter holding all the secrets that have been buried for over ten years. Will Harriet discover why her father has kept her in the dark for so long? Will she finally come to know her motherthrough a letter never read?

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: Character Death

Word count: 4292 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/04/06 Updated: 12/06/06


Summary: Past Featured StoryWhat does Lord Voldemort do in his spare time? Well, that's an excellent question. Who would have known that the Dark Lord has a blog? (He also has a loyal following of readers, most of whom are Death Eaters and who post their comments.) Voldemort dispenses advice on everything from murder methods to germ protection to Power Rangers to shoes, and gives an account of the life of an evil overlord. But is he posting too much personal information online? And will Harry read it and find out more about the Dark Lord than Voldemort ever intended? Read and see.


WARNING: Extremely OOC behaviour from almost all.


RUNNER-UP in the 2007 Quicksilver Quills Awards for Best Humour fic! Also nominated like 21 times, because apparently my readers are as insane as I am!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 12002 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/23/06 Updated: 12/04/06


The Time is Now by Hermione816
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 1038]

Summary: The most succinct summary ever!! My "Book 7" told with revolving POVs from Hermione, Ron and Harry's perspectives. It's got it all! Romance, mystery, intrigue, Horcruxes, humor, international travel, house-elves, new characters, Voldy, the Burrow, and at least one wedding...



Categories: Ron/Hermione AND Harry/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 67095 Chapters: 38 Completed: No
Published:
01/03/06 Updated: 12/02/06


Fuzzy Bunnies by LoneWolfLoverGirl
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: What to do about your best friend's strange phobias? Remus, Sirius and Peter's method was perhaps not the best, but it had some rather pleasant side-effects...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1933 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/19/06 Updated: 10/25/06


Clich Nation by just_the_contrary
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 328]

Summary: A compilation of the most commonly used Harry Potter clichs in the fandom. Features Angsty!Harry, Sweet!Draco, Head Dorms, sudden romances in the forms of Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny and of course, Draco/Hermione, because what's a clich without them?

The Marauders also make an appearance in this fic, including Lily/Lily's best friend/Lily's other best friend.

Warning: mention of hippopotamuses inside.

Chapter Five is up! The story is done. Also, thank you to everyone who nominated this neatly tied bundle of ridiculousness in the QQ awards, I really appreciate it!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6689 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/03/06 Updated: 09/29/06


Letters by Sarah Kavanagh
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 408]

Summary: Lily thought she was in for a boring summer... but James Potter had other ideas. Love Letters, with a rather bizarre twist.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6636 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
04/22/06 Updated: 07/26/06


Ils Veulent Que Nous Dansions by NorskHeksen
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 24]

Summary: A fluffy songfic about Ron and Hermione at Bill and Fleur's wedding.

Lyrics from "Asking Us to Dance" by Kathy Mattea in italics.

Categories: Ron/Hermione Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2340 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
07/15/06 Updated: 07/22/06


A Hare-y Little Problem by spunkymuzicnote
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 94]

Summary: Harry has an opportunity to view a Pensieve memory of his parentsWhen Lily overhears James commenting on Remuss furry little problem the Marauders must do some fast talking to get themselves out of a sticky situation.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13378 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/09/06 Updated: 06/16/06


Glass Shoe by DaisyMaeEvans
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Every girl deserves a fairy-tale night. Unfortunately Hermione Granger is not the fairy-tale sort.

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 236 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/07/06 Updated: 06/08/06


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