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Real name: Divya
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My name is pronounced *Divia Mouse*, just to make that clear...by this point, I'm likely to castrate the next guy who tries to be flirtatious by calling me *Divaia Moss*...Now that I've got that out of my system...

I'm young, but really quite ancient...I'm shallow but endlessly deep, I am ridiculously happy due to excessive amounts of chocolate, but sometimes damn depressed for intellectual reasons, I get drunk, but am a goodie-goodie, I'm scared as hell, but ridiculously reckless, I've had several near death experiences in my lifetime (almost all on a snowboard...i'm not nearly as dangerous on skis) but haven't done a drastic forbidden thing in my life, unless it was an ignorant accident...
Oh, and also I may mention that I can get very bipolar, and tend to either contradict myself within thirty seconds of a conversation, or start arguing with myself in my mind (which tends to get people to shoot me half-suspicious, half-maybe-she's-crazy looks...)

I could go on...
But long story short...I'm very diverse and have lived or visited almost every place in Europe...
I have an unhealthy obsession with music, which makes people think that I have no social life, which, in fact, i do...I just don't tell everyone every single detail about which boy I'm dating on which weekend...
I also love writing, quite evidently, and I always think I'm right, even if I agree with the other person (proving just how bipolar I am).
I hate people criticizing my writing, or correcting, as they like to call it, when I don't agree with them, or when they publish what I write (poems in newspapers mostly) and alter it without my permission (I lost my temper with that German teacher, back when I lived there...I was so angry I could hardly speak). And I hate when they say it's wrong for a really stupid, non-related reason...

I write solely about following relationships:
Ron/ Hermione
Harry/ Ginny
James/ Lily
Sirius/ varying ladies
Roonil Potter/ Rose Dumbledore
Kitting Black/ varying ladies

My absolutely favourite character is, of course, Sirius-ly sexy- Black.

I got to Fairview High School in Boulder, by the way. I've only been in America for three years and have been speaking English for the same amount of time...as I was two when I lived in England, and my parents raised me on Thelegu and German when I lived in India, where they ALSO speak English, due to that colonization thing...of course, there are lots of other countries I lived in, but they didn't speak English there...wow, run-on sentence....my point was, i spoke very little English when i was little, and as i grew up, none at all...
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Summary: "Some mistakes are too much fun to make just once."

After Lily Evans, Head Girl of Hogwarts, starts a food-fight with James Potter, Head Boy of Hogwarts, they are both given detention for the rest of the year, and are assigned a 'detention journal', which the staff say will help to settle their 'overwhelming and disturbing differences'. We have come across Lily's journal; her take on why the whole affair ever started, her intriguing relationship with one ‘supreme git of the galaxy’, the extents to which she will go for revenge and where it will lead her...


"And if for some unknown reason you come across this, Potter, and the paragraph above does not manage to penetrate your unusually thick head and convince you of my stupendous dislike of you, I hope the following sentence helps: I HATE YOU!"

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Mild Profanity, Sexual Situations

Word count: 46326 Chapters: 15 Completed: No
Published:
11/29/06 Updated: 09/18/11


The Curtain Call by Amelia Bedelia
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 421]

Summary: James and Lily spend their summers together producing plays, though neither are happy about the presence of the other. With James, as the set designer, and Lily, as the actress, tensions run high.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 101551 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/29/06 Updated: 07/02/10


Crept Upon by MrsPhineasNigellus
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 28]

Summary: During her sixth year, Lily finally decides to give the Marauders a chance. To Lily's surprise, it works out better than any of them could have expected. Now, the summer before her seventh year, the five friends decide to get together for a series of meetings to keep them from losing touch. But what happens when Lily starts to feel more than just friendship for James? And just what is making Sirius and James act so strangely?

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Sexual Situations, Violence

Word count: 8516 Chapters: 3 Completed: No
Published:
04/21/06 Updated: 09/01/07


Hey, Nonny, Nonny by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 77]

Summary: “With a little thing called trickery, lies and deceit ...”

Based on the Shakespeare play, Much Ado About Nothing, this fic follows the Marauders, Lily, and her identical twin friends, Isabella and Henrietta (Izzie and Henrie to most) as they fall in and out of love, through complex, elaborate and intricate tricks, plots and schemes. This fic has everything. The Marauders, Shakespeare, humour, romance, devious plans and maybe even a bit of snogging here and there ... so are you ready?

“Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey, nonny, nonny”

[Taken from Shakespeare’s Much Ado About Nothing]


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 15360 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/30/07 Updated: 08/22/07


Summary: Its a quiet sort of day in the Gryffindor common room. The Marauders decide to lighten things up with a little Truth or Dare. But, they think that's boring. They have their own version......

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 5213 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/07 Updated: 07/20/07


Summary: James is going to be stuck with Lily for the entire summer...wait...isn't that supposed to be a good thing? In between all the angst and indecision, will these two EVER get together? Hmmm...maybe with a little help with a birdie named Sirius...

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 16324 Chapters: 7 Completed: No
Published:
09/05/05 Updated: 07/04/07


The Things I Do For L.O.V.E by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 473]

Summary: Hi, I’m Lily Evans. You know, there are a lot of fics about me out there. I’m flattered that you spend time thinking about me, but sometimes sickened. How could these fics not mention my bonkers beautiful cat, Missy? And what about my evil and malicious extremely helpful conscience? Or the fact that I make a fool out of myself at every opportunity am unique?

Well, this fic has all of these things. It also has L.O.V.E (I’m the ‘L’), the elite group of cliquey lovely girls that I am part of. And our rival, the sarcastic cynic also unique Iola Potter (cousin and partner in crime to James). But does it have an actual plot? Of course not Absolutely! And it starts with me getting a detention with Iola (through no fault of my own, of course). And we kind of ... almost ... well, we get on alright. A friendship sparks, shall we say. I have no idea how it happens It is meant to be. But it’s going to take some fighting for if we want to keep it. It would be a lot easier to just stick to what we know, really. We were perfectly happy hating each other. But ... well. I guess you’ll have to find out!

Read this or I’ll curse you Read this and I’ll love you!

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 50755 Chapters: 15 Completed: Yes
Published:
08/19/06 Updated: 06/19/07


Dear Conscience by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 37]

Summary: Mini-fic with 3 parts.

Dear Reader,

I am a troubled girl. Everything that could go wrong, seems to go wrong. Throw in the biggest pain in the derriere a girl has ever had to put up with, a best and worst friend that you both love and hate, and a sister you just purely hate, and what do you get? My life. So that’s why I need an outlet – someone to yell at, someone to blame, and someone to draw some kind of twisted comfort from. Who better than my conscience? And how do I keep in contact with said conscience? Through writing letters to it of course! Need some convincing?

Well, I hurl a lot of verbal abuse about, make mistakes that could cost me everything I hold dear, and occasionally I get things – sort of – right. And where else could you read about lipsticks, rhubarb crumble and foam fights all in one mini-fic?

Well, I think I’ve convinced you enough. Don’t tell me you’re not tempted! Read my personal letters addressed to my conscience, and be amazed and enthralled at how utterly unstable my life is ...

Sincerely,
Lily


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 8748 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/24/07 Updated: 05/14/07


It Started With a Prank... by Padfoot101
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 14]

Summary: Ever wonder how quiet, shy Remus Lupin became friends with loud pranksters James Potter and Sirius Black? Watch the three boys form a bond of friendship that lasted forever.

Rated 3rd-5th years just to be on the safe side.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2722 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/06/07 Updated: 04/30/07


Summary:

Featuring...

Moony, the Academics Specialist

Padfoot, the Relationship Consultant

Prongs, the Sports Guide

and

Wormtail, the Hobbies Consultant

Join Ron, Hermione and Harry as they are advised by the Marauders. Wondering how? Read on, then.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3162 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
12/22/06 Updated: 04/21/07


Being Janey Weasley by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 53]

Summary: Fourth in the Janey Weasley series – oh no, it’s not over yet!

I’m Janey Weasley, and this little one shot is from MY perspective – lucky you! I’m nearing my twenty-first birthday, and there’s lots going on. Job interviews, family gatherings, along with lots of other matters of interest. Read on, and you’ll find out exactly what’s been going on since the last look in you got on my life! It’ll be amusing for you, I’m sure – it always is when you’ve a loopy family, barmy friends and boyfriend and ... well, mostly just the bit about having a loopy family. Welcome to my world!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3630 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/07 Updated: 03/14/07


Trees But Not Forests by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 79]

Summary: One hot summers day, all is unusually peaceful for the Marauders, as they laze about in the Grounds. Of course, they can’t possibly stand for that sort of thing, so James decides to begin a word game with his friends that ends up with Lily being kissed, Sirius running for his life, and Dumbledore remembering his youthful days ... it could only happen to the Marauders!

Now available as AudioFiction Episode #100!


Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 1641 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/21/07 Updated: 02/28/07


Everybody Loves Janey Weasley by Pussycat123
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 51]

Summary: Third one-shot in the Janey Weasley series.

We skip ahead to her fifth year, although this particular saga is told through the eyes of ordinary, Quidditch Captain, Hufflepuff boy, Frankie, as he realises that even though everybody loves Janey Weasley ... he might just love her a little bit more. What’s a young, Hufflepuff Quidditch Captain to do? Ask the people close to her for advice? Ask his team mates for advice? Do something bold and daring for the first time in his life? ALL of the above? I guess you’ll have to read and find out, won’t you?



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 3928 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/13/07 Updated: 02/21/07


Summary: Sequel to “It Unscrews The Other Way”

Due to popular demand, our favourite imaginary Weasley is back, this time coming to the end of her first year at Hogwarts. She is now an established trouble-maker, but there is always that issue of grades vs. good times. With various relatives (well, her favourite uncles) telling her one thing, and other relatives (well, her mother) telling her another, anyone would be at a loss as what to do ...



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 2113 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/17/06 Updated: 12/29/06


From Abomination to Adoration by grape_2010
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 609]

Summary: What caused Lily to loathe James and James to loathe Lily? How did they come to fall in love? What bumps and bruises did they acquire along the way? From hexing to comforting, this is the way it all started. Endure dangers and hardships, perplexity and mind games, and matters of the heart.

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 66511 Chapters: 24 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/15/05 Updated: 12/06/06


Why Slytherins Are Sexier by Textualsphinx
Rated: 6th-7th Years [Reviews - 17]

Summary: A discourse on sexual differences between the houses - as propounded by one Severus Snape. Will not amuse Dunderheads, naturally.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 5855 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/06 Updated: 12/05/06


A Cauldronful of Lessons by Hallie Black
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 147]

Summary: SEQUEL OF LESSONS: After successfully completing their Herbology project, Lily finds out from her ex-partner James Potter that the two of them have been paired together to work on a new Potions assignment as well. How will Lily react when she realises that after having spent one whole month in Jamess company yet another four weeks await her with the same task? And, moreover, will they be able to finish this assignment with out killing each other first?

Categories: James/Lily Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations

Word count: 4578 Chapters: 2 Completed: No
Published:
06/26/06 Updated: 10/29/06


Azkaban Mistry by Pussycat123
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 35]

Summary: Sirius Black has been thrown into prison. He was expecting Dementors. He was expecting misery. But he wasn’t even anticipating Mistry, the innocent woman who just so happens to be in the cell next to his. Just as she, in her wildest dreams, had never expected him.

But in a place as dark as Azkaban, not even keeping yourself sane is easy. Not even with the two words that both of them know are true ...

**One-Shot, switches POV**

Categories: Other Pairing Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 3095 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/08/06 Updated: 10/20/06


An Uplifting Adventure by Gmariam
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 11]

Summary: While shopping for Christmas gifts during their final year, Fred and George decide to visit the Muggle shopping centre, and drag new prefects Ron and Hermione along for the ride. After experiencing the fascinating world of Muggle clothing, music, and magazines, they take the lift up to the top level, a ride that leaves the Weasley brothers pale and nervous. When they return to the lift for the journey back down, Fred and George Apparate back to Diagon Alley instead, leaving Ron and Hermione to face the consequences alone when they return to the Leaky Cauldron.

This story was written for the One-Shot Challenge: Muggle Artifacts by Gmariam of Ravenclaw and received Third Place.



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4643 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/15/06 Updated: 10/18/06


A Duel with the Mind by FuzzyMuffins
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 13]

Summary: Ron attempts to complete an essay for Snape on the Physchology of Dueling.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 2739 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
10/12/06 Updated: 10/13/06


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