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Real name: Iman
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Iman is a pompous old hag and shall be the first to admit it. She’s a proud Sagittarius--a horse, by Chinese zodiac guidelines--and enjoys nothing more than expensive shoes (which she really can’t afford, that haplessly unemployed teenager, and must instead take extreme measures to get her dirty hands on them) and torturing fictitious characters with her master puppeteering. She is a self-proclaimed history buff, and insists that there is no such thing as too much chocolate.

She currently resides in Chicago, the most hospitable city on the face of the planet (even though the planet doesn't have much of a face), but hopes to travel the world one day. Iman hates long walks on the beaches because exercise and a healthful lifestyle are all she’s against (and also because artificial sand is impossible to walk in), is revolted by candle-lit dinners because most people act completely out of character when taking part in such, and is also feeling as if this is turning into a personal ad and shall stop immediately.
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The Unexpected Gift by Accio_Brain
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 115]

Summary: It's Voldemort's birthday and Harry and Hermione have been invited to his birthday party. As the festivities commence, Voldemort makes a new friend. But things aren't always as they seem, for someone else has a plan that could make this Voldemort's worst birthday ever.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Sexual Situations, Slash, Substance Abuse

Word count: 1359 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/15/06 Updated: 06/18/06


Bedtime by Vindictus Viridian
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: Past Featured StoryThe Malfoys are entertaining, and it is time for little Draco to go to bed. He, of course, can think of better things to do than sleep.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1703 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/08/06 Updated: 03/08/06


The Upside of Being Down by Kimberley
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 506]

Summary: *COMPLETED!*What happens when you put a hopelessly "romantic" man-hussy and a girl with a soft spot for bedtime activities (not THOSE activities, silly!) together in a dark bedroom? Well, I don't happen to know either, so I suppose we'll find out together, won't we? Come with me, Tia C. Spencer, on a lovely ride through the countryside... er, lakeside... okay, so we won't actually be riding NEXT to anything, but it will be lovely, I promise you that. How can it not be, with me as your illustrious (and quite possibly mad) companion?



And no, contrary to beliefs very likely impressed upon you by this summary, I'm not a gormless prat.



Well... not entirely.




Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 117222 Chapters: 25 Completed: Yes
Published:
09/19/05 Updated: 03/07/06


Summary: Severus has never seen the appeal of repetition, particularly of things that ended badly the first time. In his life, he has kept one pet, owned one broom, and had one close friend.

Winner of Mod Quicksilver Quill for Best Novel! Thanks, all!

Rating and warnings do not apply to all chapters; I just didn't want anyone hooked and then shocked.


"What is it?" His mother held out her hand, and he put the letter in it wordlessly. "Are you eleven already?"

His father lowered the newspaper to look at the calendar. "Yesterday. ‘Appy birthday." And that was the end of that.


Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Character Death, Dubious Consent, Non-Consensual Sex, Sexual Situations, Slash, Violence

Word count: 132470 Chapters: 46 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/05/05 Updated: 03/06/06


Where Laughter Dies by Noldo
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 36]

Summary: Past Featured StoryIn the beginning of the Christmas holidays, Sirius Black runs away from home and will not return for twenty years. A warning for mild language.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4381 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/08/05 Updated: 12/09/05


April Rain by Kimberley
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 455]

Summary: ***COMPLETED!***Five years ago, half way through her third year at Hogwarts, Regan Jayden was expelled for reasons only she and a very select few know. But now that she's been allowed to return-- under certain terms-- in what would have been her graduating year, will she be able to regain the trust of her fellow Hogwarts students, and of herself?

Excerpt from story: Merlin, he was going soft, Draco thought as he tried not to grimace. He'd start spouting off poetry in a minute if he wasn't careful. This whole love thing was sending him round the twist.



Categories: Draco/Other Character Genre: Warnings: Violence, Sexual Situations

Word count: 84064 Chapters: 20 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/10/05 Updated: 07/09/05


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