i'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader
...and i don't live in an igloo or eat blubber'
or own a dogsled...
and i don't know Jimmy,Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although i'm certain they're really nice.
i have a Prime Minister, not a President.
i speak English and French, NOT American
and i pronounce it 'ABOUT, NOT 'ABOOT'.
i can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
i believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
Diversity, not asimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat,
A chesterfield is a couch,
And it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of Hockey!
And the best part of North America!
My name is Joe!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!
hair: brown, wavy and extremely thick
height: around 5'5
favourite movies: pirates of the caribbean 1, forest gump, austin powers, titanic, harry potters ;-)
favourite shows: friends, seinfeld, greys anatomy,
favourite interests/activities: natural horsemanship, reading, sketching, photography, writing and, of course, harry potter
favourite books: i read about a bazillion books a year. i have way too many favourites!
nationality: proudly canadian
second language: french
What is your learning style?
What Chinese element are you?
Your dominant element is water. The ancient Yin-Yang scholars saw water types as people who usually didn't mind spending a little time by themselves. Do some people think you brood too much or are a bit of a loner? It may be that you just happen to enjoy your own company. Honesty probably means a lot to you--if there's one thing water types can't stand, it's people who tell lies, even "little" white lies. Do you love the beach, the pool or even just hot baths? Water types are happiest near water.Water has no defined shape and is related to a strong sense of imagination that defies set boundaries.Calmness is the dominant elemental energy of water and this helps us to make decisions that are smart and well-considered.Water can stand still or flow. Prevailing stillness promotes peace of mind while flowing water energizes.To enhance both the soothing and stimulating qualities, the water energy needs to be near real water. It doesn't have to be the ocean or a river--an aquarium or even floating candles in your house should be more than sufficient.A cold climate is best for the water energy, as it prevents it from evaporating into steam. The color that corresponds to water is black. Water types like salty foods.NOTE: Water types tend to have curvy hips and often look like they are deep in thought, even if they're not. Take this quiz
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1st-2nd Years • 53 Reviews
The Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters are locked in battle over a highly important magical artifact known to most as Voldy's Deathpants
, in bold letters like that. However, they go about battle in a, er, highly unusual way-- a Quidditch match!
Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.
is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!
The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!
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