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Real name: kelly
Member Since: 06/01/06
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Hey.

i'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader

...and i don't live in an igloo or eat blubber'
or own a dogsled...
and i don't know Jimmy,Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although i'm certain they're really nice.

i have a Prime Minister, not a President.
i speak English and French, NOT American
and i pronounce it 'ABOUT, NOT 'ABOOT'.

i can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
i believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
Diversity, not asimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.

A toque is a hat,
A chesterfield is a couch,
And it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of Hockey!
And the best part of North America!

My name is Joe!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!

about me:

hair: brown, wavy and extremely thick

eyes: green

height: around 5'5

favourite movies: pirates of the caribbean 1, forest gump, austin powers, titanic, harry potters ;-)

favourite shows: friends, seinfeld, greys anatomy,

favourite interests/activities: natural horsemanship, reading, sketching, photography, writing and, of course, harry potter

favourite books: i read about a bazillion books a year. i have way too many favourites!

nationality: proudly canadian

second language: french






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Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

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