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Real name: kelly
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Hey.

i'm not a lumberjack or a fur trader

...and i don't live in an igloo or eat blubber'
or own a dogsled...
and i don't know Jimmy,Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although i'm certain they're really nice.

i have a Prime Minister, not a President.
i speak English and French, NOT American
and i pronounce it 'ABOUT, NOT 'ABOOT'.

i can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack.
i believe in peace keeping, NOT policing.
Diversity, not asimilation,
And that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.

A toque is a hat,
A chesterfield is a couch,
And it is pronounced 'zed' not 'zee', 'zed!!!

Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of Hockey!
And the best part of North America!

My name is Joe!!
AND I AM CANADIAN!!!!!!!!!!

about me:

hair: brown, wavy and extremely thick

eyes: green

height: around 5'5

favourite movies: pirates of the caribbean 1, forest gump, austin powers, titanic, harry potters ;-)

favourite shows: friends, seinfeld, greys anatomy,

favourite interests/activities: natural horsemanship, reading, sketching, photography, writing and, of course, harry potter

favourite books: i read about a bazillion books a year. i have way too many favourites!

nationality: proudly canadian

second language: french






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Probably the silliest thing that's ever appeared on this site, featuring highly OOC behaviour.

Deathpants is a team of writers consisting of Mind_Over_Matter, cmwinters, wendelin the wierd, and Schmerg_The_Impaler. Our story was written in Round Robin format. This (and our deranged minds) explains its randomness. Enjoy!

The insanity of the Deathpants has gotten to the mods! This ridiculous story WON the 2008 Quicksilver Quill Award for Best Humour Story!

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 6640 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
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Summary: The hunt for the Horcruxes begins. Harry has to decide who to trust as he moves closer to fulfilling his destiny. Will he be able to find and destroy all the Horcruxes? And at what price? Will he be able to find the strength within himself – the Power the Dark Lord Knows Not – in order to succeed in vanquishing Voldemort? And…can he do it and still get the girl? Join Harry and his faithful friends on their quest to finally defeat a Dark Lord.

Categories: General Fics Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Violence

Word count: 303697 Chapters: 37 Completed: Yes
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