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It Couldn't Last: I am like supersorry, cos I haven't updated, but I will soon, I swear, 2nd chapter 30%done.:)

Oh, wow, though, that ending - I'll not say anymore, but: wow. I ruined my book crying all over it.

(Slight HBP spoiler - steer clear!)

Tonks/Lupin, Ginny/Harry, and Ron/Hermione, all in the same book? Oh my god, how fabulous is THAT? Seriously, though, it almost makes me forgive J.K. Rowling. :)


Don't you just love pointless online quizzes? They're quite effective at killing time...



Which HP Kid Are You?


...Well, that's interesting. Considering that the last time I took this quiz, I was Neville.



I'm Mrs. Oliver Wood


The HP Boy Marriage Quiz
made by Sapphire.




I'm Mrs. Ronald Weasley


The Weasley Boy Marriage Quiz
made by

Too bad he's a fictional character. We would totally hook up, you know?

i'm in ravenclaw!

be sorted @ nimbo.net

Hey, cool, the online quiz thinks I should be in Ravenclaw! WOOT! (I still kinda think that if I went to Hogwarts, I'd be in Hufflepuff, with the not-particularly-brave-smart-or-evil-people.)


TWT
THE WEASLY TWINS


Which Harry Potter Boy Are You Made For?
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Harry Potter
You're Harry Potter! You're willing to do anything
to help your friends, and they'll do anything
for you. You have been known to break a few
rules, but you do it for the greater good.
Brave and loyal, you're well-liked (both on and
off the Quidditch field!)Sometimes, you're
uncomfortable with your popularity, but you try
to be friendly regardless. Now, get on your
broom and get to practice- you've got to help
Gryffindor win the cup this year!


The Harry Potter Personality Quiz
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*cracks up* You've got to be kidding me.



If you review me, I'll review you. Or... I'll probably just review you anyway. I usually do.






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Stranded by Queen of Serpents
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 528]

Summary:

She was drowning, a damsel in distress, awaiting her knight in shining armor to come rescue her. It was then he came, her savior, but a villian in reality, an evil devilish boy by the name of Draco Malfoy.



Now, they are left, lost and forsaken amidst a sea of chaos.







Pre-HBP



Ch. 9 - 20% complete


Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Book 7 Disregarded

Word count: 34637 Chapters: 8 Completed: No
Published:
12/28/04 Updated: 09/20/07


Momentous Change by Eilime
Rated: 3rd-5th Years [Reviews - 68]

Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete

Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Alternate Universe

Word count: 23892 Chapters: 6 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/22/05 Updated: 09/18/06


The Power Of Suggestion by FriendsOfSnape
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 650]

Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?


Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 27684 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/10/05 Updated: 07/21/06


The Sweetest Sin by annie
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 1849]

Summary: In the years following Voldemort's victory in the second war, Muggle-borns must become slaves and servants to pure-bloods in order to survive. Over time, Hermione Granger has learned to suppress her pride and independence in households where she is considered lower than dirt. She thought she would be prepared for this new family, just like she was for all the previous ones. What she didn't know was that this new family was none other than Draco Malfoy's. Will she manage hold up when she finds herself struggling to withhold her sharp tongue, returning hatred, and...something else?

The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)

Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!

Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)

Categories: Hermione/Draco Genre: Warnings: Character Death, Non-Consensual Sex, Violence

Word count: 59909 Chapters: 26 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/02/05 Updated: 12/20/05


Taints and Stains by musiclily88
Rated: Professors [Reviews - 16]

Summary: Just because Pansy is named after a flower and wears pink does not mean she is a simpering twit. She was, after all, sorted into Slytherin. She’s always been stronger than she looks. Draco may be spoiled and rich, but he’s also volatile and cruel. He may hide behind his image, but he has his image for a reason. This is story of revenge. Third and last chapter in queue.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: Abuse, Violence

Word count: 11638 Chapters: 3 Completed: Yes
Published:
06/16/05 Updated: 08/28/05


Summary: Past Featured StoryGiving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.

Categories: Marauder Era Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 29400 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/09/04 Updated: 07/25/05


Summary: Remus Lupin and Severus Snape, framed for murder and sharing a cell at recently overcrowded Azkaban. Will the dysfunctional pair make it out of their cell before the wolf comes out during the next full moon? ::set in a hypothetical sixth year where Dumbledore has vanished and Regulus Black, who returned mysteriously from the dead weaves a dangerous intrigue::

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 42382 Chapters: 14 Completed: Yes
Published:
12/14/04 Updated: 07/06/05


Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.





Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!



Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14850 Chapters: 12 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/06/05 Updated: 06/18/05


Les Malefices d'Esprits by d3pr3ss3dNhappy
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 69]

Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: Slash

Word count: 14234 Chapters: 5 Completed: Yes
Published:
04/10/05 Updated: 06/11/05


Summary: A tale of the decadence of the trio.

Categories: Dark/Angsty Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 1760 Chapters: 1 Completed: Yes
Published:
05/25/05 Updated: 05/25/05


Summary: Takes place after the visit to St. Mungo’s. Hermione’s dwelling on a certain something one of the wizards said.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 4043 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/07/04 Updated: 05/18/05


Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)

So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 11692 Chapters: 9 Completed: Yes
Published:
02/19/05 Updated: 05/01/05


Summary: Ginny and Draco most certainly do NOT get along. (FINISHED! AND, it has over 2,000 reads! Thank you!) A "sequel/one-shot" of sorts is now available for explanation... "In Captivity"

Categories: Draco/Ginny Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 9582 Chapters: 4 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/15/05 Updated: 04/30/05


Remus the Werewolf by slytheringal
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 19]

Summary: A little one-shot poem thing about Remus Lupin after the full moon. OK, maybe it's not a one-shot! I decided I just had to write more! Poor Remy!

Categories: Poetry Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 233 Chapters: 2 Completed: Yes
Published:
03/14/05 Updated: 04/07/05


I love...who? by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 985]

Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!







Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 13418 Chapters: 8 Completed: Yes
Published:
01/25/05 Updated: 03/26/05


Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)

Note: Another story from "back in the day."

Categories: Humor Fics Genre: Warnings: None

Word count: 14991 Chapters: 11 Completed: Yes
Published:
11/27/04 Updated: 01/24/05


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