It Couldn't Last: I am like supersorry, cos I haven't updated, but I will soon, I swear, 2nd chapter 30%done.:)
Oh, wow, though, that ending - I'll not say anymore, but: wow. I ruined my book crying all over it.
(Slight HBP spoiler - steer clear!)
Tonks/Lupin, Ginny/Harry, and Ron/Hermione, all in the same book? Oh my god, how fabulous is THAT? Seriously, though, it almost makes me forgive J.K. Rowling. :)
Don't you just love pointless online quizzes? They're quite effective at killing time...
Which HP Kid Are You?
...Well, that's interesting. Considering that the last time I took this quiz, I was Neville.
The HP Boy Marriage Quiz made by Sapphire.
The Weasley Boy Marriage Quiz made by
Too bad he's a fictional character. We would totally hook up, you know?
be sorted @ nimbo.net
Hey, cool, the online quiz thinks I should be in Ravenclaw! WOOT! (I still kinda think that if I went to Hogwarts, I'd be in Hufflepuff, with the not-particularly-brave-smart-or-evil-people.)
THE WEASLY TWINS
Which Harry Potter Boy Are You Made For?
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You're Harry Potter! You're willing to do anything
to help your friends, and they'll do anything
for you. You have been known to break a few
rules, but you do it for the greater good.
Brave and loyal, you're well-liked (both on and
off the Quidditch field!)Sometimes, you're
uncomfortable with your popularity, but you try
to be friendly regardless. Now, get on your
broom and get to practice- you've got to help
Gryffindor win the cup this year!
The Harry Potter Personality Quiz
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*cracks up* You've got to be kidding me.
If you review me, I'll review you. Or... I'll probably just review you anyway. I usually do.
Summary: It’s Harry’s last year at Hogwarts and as he has already expected – with experience in having troublesome adventures before – this year is going to be a year full of surprises. Voldemort has a plan! Chocolate frogs, ambiguous but semantic evil schemes, ominous word games, a succinct letter, incongruous French lecture, inexcusable slovenliness, birds and bees with eloquence, intolerable impatience and something goes terribly wrong… Now complete
Excerpt: Harry woke up with a start. He couldn't remember what he had dreamt about, but he knew it hadn't been a good dream - sweat made his hair cling to his forehead and his pyjamas clung to his body like a homeless person would cling on to a lamp post in a hurricane.
Summary: "Be careful what you wish for," the old adage goes. So what happens when Hogwarts is under a spell where what you say is what you get?
Chappie 14 is UP! And while it is the end, let us not be sad, but instead read the insanity that has driven so many to review and nearly wet themsleves with delight.
Summary: In the years following Voldemort's victory in the second war, Muggle-borns must become slaves and servants to pure-bloods in order to survive. Over time, Hermione Granger has learned to suppress her pride and independence in households where she is considered lower than dirt. She thought she would be prepared for this new family, just like she was for all the previous ones. What she didn't know was that this new family was none other than Draco Malfoy's. Will she manage hold up when she finds herself struggling to withhold her sharp tongue, returning hatred, and...something else?
The last chapter of this story has been posted! Thanks for reading :)
Thank you to everyone who voted "The Sweetest Sin" as the Best Tearjerker in round 4 of the Dramione Awards!
Thanks to some of my amazing readers, The Sweetest Sin has been/is being translated into seven languages: French, Italian, Russian, Portuguese, Czech, Latvian, and Chinese. If you would like the links to any of the translations, please e-mail me or leave a review :)
Summary: Just because Pansy is named after a flower and wears pink does not mean she is a simpering twit. She was, after all, sorted into Slytherin. She’s always been stronger than she looks. Draco may be spoiled and rich, but he’s also volatile and cruel. He may hide behind his image, but he has his image for a reason. This is story of revenge.
Third and last chapter in queue.
Summary: Giving high school essays a Marauder twist, this fiction is centered around the idea that some seniors in high school are require to write a letter to incoming freshman before they graduate. At Hogwarts, Seventh Years are given an assignment to write such a letter for the new First Years. Sirius decides to actually take an assignment, well seriously...sort of. He decides to look back on his entire Hogwarts years and write down his list of things not to do at Hogwarts.
Summary: Remus Lupin and Severus Snape, framed for murder and sharing a cell at recently overcrowded Azkaban. Will the dysfunctional pair make it out of their cell before the wolf comes out during the next full moon? ::set in a hypothetical sixth year where Dumbledore has vanished and Regulus Black, who returned mysteriously from the dead weaves a dangerous intrigue::
Summary: Parody of the Harry Potter series written and completed before the release of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. It looks at the lives of some of the major characters as they wait impatiently for book six to arrive. Naturally, chaos ensues. Suitable for all.
Winner of the first annual Quicksilver Quills Award 2006 for best humor fiction. Thank you!
Summary: For the third time in three nights, Malfoy has awoken from disturbing nightmares. In order to rid himself of these plaguing dreams, he summons what he believes to be an ancestor. Unfortunately for him, it's not.
Summary: A tale of the decadence of the trio.
Summary: Takes place after the visit to St. Mungo’s. Hermione’s dwelling on a certain something one of the wizards said.
Summary: (Hi, I wrote this when I was 16, please keep that in mind. I'm keeping it up because people still like it.)
So, you want to be an evil villain? In this handbook that a certain Hogwarts student purchases, all of the rules, techniques, and frequently asked questions about evil villainy are explained. Do you have what it takes? And what will happen to the student who purchases the book? Another story from the strange, twisted, and slightly unfortunate Hermione's Revenge.
Summary: Ginny and Draco most certainly do NOT get along.
(FINISHED! AND, it has over 2,000 reads! Thank you!)
A "sequel/one-shot" of sorts is now available for explanation... "In Captivity"
Summary: A little one-shot poem thing about Remus Lupin after the full moon.
OK, maybe it's not a one-shot! I decided I just had to write more! Poor Remy!
Summary: Harry writes a love note to one person...but someone else recieves it and gets the wrong idea. From here, confusion and chaos come about. Who is really sending the notes? Who really likes who? What is going on?!
Oh the Insanity - The Thoughts of Hermione Granger by Hermiones_Revenge
Rated: 1st-2nd Years [Reviews - 721]
Summary: A series of hilarious journal entries and lists from Hermione, describing the insane "war" she has gotten herself into with Parvati. Insanity, and hilarity, ensue... A sequel to "The Secret Thoughts of Hermione Granger" (though it'll make sense if you haven't read it)
Note: Another story from "back in the day."